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XOXO Pool: What *week* of 2011 does TMF return to biglaw?

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to ...
Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" i...
Lavender disgusting coffee pot
  12/06/10
hahaha
dead swashbuckling therapy
  12/06/10
Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If the...
180 Gay Wizard
  12/06/10
Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives...
Filthy concupiscible site
  12/06/10
so do most people here. but fish is actually smart, has a g...
180 Gay Wizard
  12/06/10
don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit sco...
Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat
  12/06/10
i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-60...
180 Gay Wizard
  12/06/10
you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird gra...
Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat
  12/06/10
what? i graduate in 11 days, fool. besides, I'm taking a si...
180 Gay Wizard
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
(it is 2005)
Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat
  12/06/10
not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my ...
180 Gay Wizard
  12/06/10
i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies wo...
Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat
  12/06/10
har. har.
180 Gay Wizard
  12/06/10
don't white knight russian midgets tyia
Black low-t university round eye
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did ...
dead swashbuckling therapy
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining bigl...
Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat
  12/06/10
Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.
passionate massive black woman dysfunction
  12/06/10
thats 2012 bro
Bipolar property
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw...
Exhilarant dull brunch mental disorder
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'...
fuchsia field masturbator
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl
Filthy concupiscible site
  12/06/10
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Exhilarant dull brunch mental disorder
  12/06/10
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fuchsia field masturbator
  12/06/10
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Filthy concupiscible site
  12/06/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/06/10
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crystalline chest-beating center
  12/07/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/07/10
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crystalline chest-beating center
  12/08/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/08/10
OH GOD LAWL
Coral public bath
  12/08/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/08/10
i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take week...
Coral public bath
  12/07/10
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Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/07/10
can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really ru...
Coral public bath
  12/07/10
First week of April. Book it.
Elite razzle crotch
  12/08/10
I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no ...
saffron stead liquid oxygen
  12/08/10
...
Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/08/10
This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining o...
saffron stead liquid oxygen
  12/08/10
...
Vivacious painfully honest becky
  12/08/10
Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub yea...
Diverse Principal's Office Toaster
  12/08/10


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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to biglaw is immanent. i say we all put up $10 in a pot and bet when TMF returns.

rule 1: we are betting on TMF's first day not, e.g., when he receives his offer. so, for example, if a firm extends an offer on January 1, but TMF's start date is not until July, you don't win by betting week 1.

open to suggestions for other rules from established poasters.

who's in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739662)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Lavender disgusting coffee pot

biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" it, you're not in it. hth russian subhuman pig man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739681)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: dead swashbuckling therapy

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739765)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: 180 Gay Wizard

Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If there's one thing I've learned from Xo, is that no matter how fucked/pathetic I think I may be, the majority of posters have it even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739683)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Filthy concupiscible site

Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives in a constant cycle of denial and disappointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739692)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: 180 Gay Wizard

so do most people here.

but fish is actually smart, has a good education, and not unreasonable odds of doing well in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739700)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat

don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit score?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739715)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: 180 Gay Wizard

i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-600 credit score. how is this relevant to tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739723)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat

you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird grads was $190,000+ 3 or more years after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739743)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: 180 Gay Wizard

what? i graduate in 11 days, fool.

besides, I'm taking a significant pay cut over my pre-mba salary, but then ITEPwned losers can't be choosers.

Still, I'm sure I'll be earning a better salary than many poasters(esp. since so many are under/unemployeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739756)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat

(it is 2005)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739766)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:37 PM
Author: 180 Gay Wizard

not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my field -- they rarely even check, and if they do, it's only for bankruptcy/fraud/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739790)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat

i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies would be more finance savvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739806)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: 180 Gay Wizard

har. har.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739813)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Black low-t university round eye

don't white knight russian midgets

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739720)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739741)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: dead swashbuckling therapy

what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did that and came back like a humiliated faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739752)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Toilet Seat

um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining biglaw seems like a topic for some other thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739684)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:25 PM
Author: passionate massive black woman dysfunction

Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739704)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: Bipolar property

thats 2012 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739711)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant dull brunch mental disorder

unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw for you ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739785)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: fuchsia field masturbator

earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'6'' blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739824)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: Filthy concupiscible site

LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739826)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant dull brunch mental disorder



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: fuchsia field masturbator



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Filthy concupiscible site

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739859)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: crystalline chest-beating center



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: crystalline chest-beating center



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Coral public bath

OH GOD LAWL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754541)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Coral public bath

i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take weeks 20-30? honestly, though, the financial gains i'm going to make off of this are nothing compared to the sweet satisfaction of knowing how furious fulano is going to be when TMF gets back in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754426)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: Coral public bath

can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really rub fulano's face in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754446)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:00 AM
Author: Elite razzle crotch

First week of April. Book it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754499)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: saffron stead liquid oxygen

I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754506)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: saffron stead liquid oxygen

This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining offers. Outside of the game is pretty cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754565)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest becky



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Diverse Principal's Office Toaster

Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub year with less than 50k total debt and cash reserves around 15k be? Assume in shape but not BUFF as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754647)