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XOXO Pool: What *week* of 2011 does TMF return to biglaw?

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to ...
hyperventilating thriller pit
  12/06/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" i...
glassy misanthropic blood rage
  12/06/10
hahaha
Arousing Chrome Lodge
  12/06/10
Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If the...
Yapping curious ladyboy
  12/06/10
Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives...
Costumed Crystalline Theater
  12/06/10
so do most people here. but fish is actually smart, has a g...
Yapping curious ladyboy
  12/06/10
don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit sco...
hyperventilating thriller pit
  12/06/10
i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-60...
Yapping curious ladyboy
  12/06/10
you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird gra...
hyperventilating thriller pit
  12/06/10
what? i graduate in 11 days, fool. besides, I'm taking a si...
Yapping curious ladyboy
  12/06/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
(it is 2005)
hyperventilating thriller pit
  12/06/10
not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my ...
Yapping curious ladyboy
  12/06/10
i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies wo...
hyperventilating thriller pit
  12/06/10
har. har.
Yapping curious ladyboy
  12/06/10
don't white knight russian midgets tyia
territorial fighting stead
  12/06/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did ...
Arousing Chrome Lodge
  12/06/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining bigl...
hyperventilating thriller pit
  12/06/10
Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse
  12/06/10
thats 2012 bro
dead parlour new version
  12/06/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw...
Electric gunner
  12/06/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'...
tripping aromatic foreskin brethren
  12/06/10
...
Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl
Costumed Crystalline Theater
  12/06/10
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Electric gunner
  12/06/10
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tripping aromatic foreskin brethren
  12/06/10
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg
Costumed Crystalline Theater
  12/06/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/06/10
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motley garnet center
  12/07/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/07/10
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motley garnet center
  12/08/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/08/10
OH GOD LAWL
canary french chef
  12/08/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/08/10
i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take week...
canary french chef
  12/07/10
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Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/07/10
can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really ru...
canary french chef
  12/07/10
First week of April. Book it.
Multi-colored Sepia Stage Police Squad
  12/08/10
I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no ...
Carnelian location
  12/08/10
...
Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/08/10
This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining o...
Carnelian location
  12/08/10
...
Slippery Bateful Box Office
  12/08/10
Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub yea...
coiffed transparent national
  12/08/10


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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller pit

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to biglaw is immanent. i say we all put up $10 in a pot and bet when TMF returns.

rule 1: we are betting on TMF's first day not, e.g., when he receives his offer. so, for example, if a firm extends an offer on January 1, but TMF's start date is not until July, you don't win by betting week 1.

open to suggestions for other rules from established poasters.

who's in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739662)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739673)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: glassy misanthropic blood rage

biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" it, you're not in it. hth russian subhuman pig man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739681)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Arousing Chrome Lodge

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739765)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: Yapping curious ladyboy

Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If there's one thing I've learned from Xo, is that no matter how fucked/pathetic I think I may be, the majority of posters have it even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739683)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Costumed Crystalline Theater

Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives in a constant cycle of denial and disappointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739692)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Yapping curious ladyboy

so do most people here.

but fish is actually smart, has a good education, and not unreasonable odds of doing well in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739700)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller pit

don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit score?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739715)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Yapping curious ladyboy

i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-600 credit score. how is this relevant to tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739723)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller pit

you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird grads was $190,000+ 3 or more years after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739743)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Yapping curious ladyboy

what? i graduate in 11 days, fool.

besides, I'm taking a significant pay cut over my pre-mba salary, but then ITEPwned losers can't be choosers.

Still, I'm sure I'll be earning a better salary than many poasters(esp. since so many are under/unemployeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739756)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739748)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller pit

(it is 2005)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739766)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:37 PM
Author: Yapping curious ladyboy

not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my field -- they rarely even check, and if they do, it's only for bankruptcy/fraud/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739790)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller pit

i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies would be more finance savvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739806)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Yapping curious ladyboy

har. har.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739813)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: territorial fighting stead

don't white knight russian midgets

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739720)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739741)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Arousing Chrome Lodge

what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did that and came back like a humiliated faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739752)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739761)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller pit

um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining biglaw seems like a topic for some other thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739684)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739704)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: dead parlour new version

thats 2012 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739711)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739753)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: Electric gunner

unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw for you ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739785)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739805)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: tripping aromatic foreskin brethren

earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'6'' blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739824)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739838)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: Costumed Crystalline Theater

LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739826)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Electric gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739839)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: tripping aromatic foreskin brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739846)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Costumed Crystalline Theater

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739859)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739864)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: motley garnet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754310)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754403)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: motley garnet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754517)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754534)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: canary french chef

OH GOD LAWL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754541)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754552)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: canary french chef

i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take weeks 20-30? honestly, though, the financial gains i'm going to make off of this are nothing compared to the sweet satisfaction of knowing how furious fulano is going to be when TMF gets back in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754426)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754435)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: canary french chef

can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really rub fulano's face in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754446)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored Sepia Stage Police Squad

First week of April. Book it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754499)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: Carnelian location

I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754506)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754544)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Carnelian location

This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining offers. Outside of the game is pretty cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754565)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: Slippery Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754743)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: coiffed transparent national

Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub year with less than 50k total debt and cash reserves around 15k be? Assume in shape but not BUFF as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754647)