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XOXO Pool: What *week* of 2011 does TMF return to biglaw?

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to ...
Arrogant trip house ladyboy
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" i...
fragrant philosopher-king library
  12/06/10
hahaha
Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Faggotry
  12/06/10
Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If the...
Well-lubricated drunken church
  12/06/10
Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives...
motley stead
  12/06/10
so do most people here. but fish is actually smart, has a g...
Well-lubricated drunken church
  12/06/10
don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit sco...
Arrogant trip house ladyboy
  12/06/10
i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-60...
Well-lubricated drunken church
  12/06/10
you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird gra...
Arrogant trip house ladyboy
  12/06/10
what? i graduate in 11 days, fool. besides, I'm taking a si...
Well-lubricated drunken church
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
(it is 2005)
Arrogant trip house ladyboy
  12/06/10
not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my ...
Well-lubricated drunken church
  12/06/10
i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies wo...
Arrogant trip house ladyboy
  12/06/10
har. har.
Well-lubricated drunken church
  12/06/10
don't white knight russian midgets tyia
emerald stirring ticket booth clown
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did ...
Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Faggotry
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining bigl...
Arrogant trip house ladyboy
  12/06/10
Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.
Honey-headed lascivious bbw
  12/06/10
thats 2012 bro
ultramarine toaster site
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw...
Dashing Native Filthpig
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'...
180 adulterous fortuitous meteor hall
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl
motley stead
  12/06/10
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Dashing Native Filthpig
  12/06/10
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180 adulterous fortuitous meteor hall
  12/06/10
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg
motley stead
  12/06/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/06/10
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Hairraiser hospital death wish
  12/07/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/07/10
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Hairraiser hospital death wish
  12/08/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/08/10
OH GOD LAWL
Brindle Toilet Seat
  12/08/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/08/10
i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take week...
Brindle Toilet Seat
  12/07/10
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maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/07/10
can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really ru...
Brindle Toilet Seat
  12/07/10
First week of April. Book it.
chestnut goyim
  12/08/10
I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no ...
supple sexy chad
  12/08/10
...
maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/08/10
This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining o...
supple sexy chad
  12/08/10
...
maniacal sinister senate sex offender
  12/08/10
Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub yea...
shaky awkward sweet tailpipe home
  12/08/10


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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: Arrogant trip house ladyboy

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to biglaw is immanent. i say we all put up $10 in a pot and bet when TMF returns.

rule 1: we are betting on TMF's first day not, e.g., when he receives his offer. so, for example, if a firm extends an offer on January 1, but TMF's start date is not until July, you don't win by betting week 1.

open to suggestions for other rules from established poasters.

who's in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739662)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739673)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: fragrant philosopher-king library

biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" it, you're not in it. hth russian subhuman pig man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739681)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Faggotry

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739765)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated drunken church

Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If there's one thing I've learned from Xo, is that no matter how fucked/pathetic I think I may be, the majority of posters have it even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739683)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: motley stead

Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives in a constant cycle of denial and disappointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739692)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated drunken church

so do most people here.

but fish is actually smart, has a good education, and not unreasonable odds of doing well in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739700)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Arrogant trip house ladyboy

don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit score?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739715)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated drunken church

i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-600 credit score. how is this relevant to tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739723)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Arrogant trip house ladyboy

you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird grads was $190,000+ 3 or more years after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739743)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated drunken church

what? i graduate in 11 days, fool.

besides, I'm taking a significant pay cut over my pre-mba salary, but then ITEPwned losers can't be choosers.

Still, I'm sure I'll be earning a better salary than many poasters(esp. since so many are under/unemployeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739756)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739748)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Arrogant trip house ladyboy

(it is 2005)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739766)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated drunken church

not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my field -- they rarely even check, and if they do, it's only for bankruptcy/fraud/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739790)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Arrogant trip house ladyboy

i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies would be more finance savvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739806)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated drunken church

har. har.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739813)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: emerald stirring ticket booth clown

don't white knight russian midgets

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739720)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739741)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Faggotry

what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did that and came back like a humiliated faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739752)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739761)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: Arrogant trip house ladyboy

um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining biglaw seems like a topic for some other thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739684)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed lascivious bbw

Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739704)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: ultramarine toaster site

thats 2012 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739711)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739753)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: Dashing Native Filthpig

unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw for you ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739785)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739805)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: 180 adulterous fortuitous meteor hall

earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'6'' blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739824)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739838)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: motley stead

LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739826)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Dashing Native Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739839)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: 180 adulterous fortuitous meteor hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739846)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: motley stead

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739859)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739864)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser hospital death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754310)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754403)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser hospital death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754517)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754534)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Brindle Toilet Seat

OH GOD LAWL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754541)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754552)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Brindle Toilet Seat

i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take weeks 20-30? honestly, though, the financial gains i'm going to make off of this are nothing compared to the sweet satisfaction of knowing how furious fulano is going to be when TMF gets back in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754426)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754435)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: Brindle Toilet Seat

can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really rub fulano's face in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754446)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:00 AM
Author: chestnut goyim

First week of April. Book it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754499)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: supple sexy chad

I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754506)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754544)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: supple sexy chad

This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining offers. Outside of the game is pretty cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754565)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: maniacal sinister senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754743)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: shaky awkward sweet tailpipe home

Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub year with less than 50k total debt and cash reserves around 15k be? Assume in shape but not BUFF as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754647)