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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work don...
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Explain your insult.
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Church Building Nowag



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: fragrant pea-brained national



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: lime idiotic kitchen



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: infuriating casino mood



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: stimulating masturbator

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: stimulating masturbator

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Thirsty bearded set

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Vibrant azn

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: wine crackhouse

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: wine crackhouse

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: cerebral self-centered school sound barrier



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: cerebral self-centered school sound barrier



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Curious sooty center mad cow disease



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Big pisswyrm

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: irradiated roommate

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: racy violent cuckoldry cruise ship

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: hairraiser costumed senate

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Trip jade legal warrant

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: shivering lascivious rehab

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: ruby exhilarant macaca sanctuary

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Nighttime Clown

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Flirting Principal's Office

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: French balding philosopher-king associate

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: shivering lascivious rehab



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: autistic den

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Bespoke Spruce Pit Halford

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Sepia love of her life

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: ruddy round eye



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Ocher razzmatazz son of senegal incel

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

Huh wat that?

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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: wine crackhouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: wine crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Charcoal Rambunctious Pozpig

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: misanthropic know-it-all turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Black Bearded Brunch

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: fishy soggy partner mental disorder

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: frum boiling water

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Maroon crawly weed whacker



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: heady chapel



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: electric ungodly piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: painfully honest double fault sandwich



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Gold Bipolar Volcanic Crater Temple

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: frum boiling water

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: hairraiser costumed senate



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: irradiated roommate



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Stirring Startled Station

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Comical Indecent Corner

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored Jap Resort

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: frum boiling water



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Razzle Sex Offender

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: sexy hunting ground famous landscape painting



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Motley nursing home

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Diverse Crimson Dilemma Knife



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: excitant blood rage

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: misunderstood erotic stage dysfunction

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: wine crackhouse



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Gay swollen property electric furnace

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: adventurous garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action native



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Umber floppy queen of the night



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Citrine trailer park

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Umber floppy queen of the night

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: 180 address

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic dopamine

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Drab Reading Party



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Stirring Startled Station

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: shivering lascivious rehab



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Greedy public bath

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: magenta chest-beating stead toaster



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Seedy theatre



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Hilarious overrated rigpig

18000000000000000000000000000

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Low-t khaki area striped hyena

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Medicated unhinged bawdyhouse



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Drab Reading Party



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Low-t khaki area striped hyena



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Trip jade legal warrant

JJJohnsmeyer

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor personal credit line



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: shivering lascivious rehab



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: provocative flatulent market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в�â#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Ebony institution lettuce



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Ebony institution lettuce



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Ebony institution lettuce



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Laughsome Spot Background Story



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Rusted step-uncle's house



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic boyish point



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic boyish point



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: aromatic plaza



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: ruby exhilarant macaca sanctuary



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: misanthropic know-it-all turdskin



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: contagious wrinkle gaming laptop



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: crystalline church



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous affirmative action native



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: glittery trust fund



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: disrespectful indian lodge



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: talking home immigrant



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: irradiated roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: talking home immigrant



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle shaky orchestra pit



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: territorial toilet seat site



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: fluffy aggressive university



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: territorial toilet seat site



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading dog poop heaven



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: galvanic chad



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Naked Hell Haunted Graveyard

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Spectacular trump supporter



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready fuchsia skinny woman



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: talking home immigrant



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: peeface



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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