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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: smoky garrison nowag

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Cerebral trailer park



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Adventurous Flesh Genital Piercing

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Boyish rigor



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: insane carnelian parlour gunner

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: gay persian



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Snowy harsh rehab

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Adventurous Flesh Genital Piercing

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Adventurous Flesh Genital Piercing

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: shimmering lay incel

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Lilac Godawful Son Of Senegal People Who Are Hurt

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: insane carnelian parlour gunner

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: gay persian

How poor are you fuckers?

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Curious poppy volcanic crater

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Racy parlor chad

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Confused church building boiling water

I have like $40k in mine ljl

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: effete national security agency

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Cerebral trailer park



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: effete national security agency

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Lilac Godawful Son Of Senegal People Who Are Hurt

How are you this poor

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Sexy Disturbing Wagecucks Mother

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в�â#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Vengeful Amethyst Pisswyrm

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

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