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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| buck-toothed property | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: buck-toothed property One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Impressive digit ratio https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: buck-toothed property Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: diverse ruddy trailer park 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: buck-toothed property Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: useless multi-colored temple mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Avocado mediation alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Pink state incel anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Impressive digit ratio everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Pink state incel so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Impressive digit ratio (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Pink state incel It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Impressive digit ratio more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Mustard Home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Impressive digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: splenetic therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: useless multi-colored temple mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Avocado mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: olive milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Lime Hairraiser Native Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Massive stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Impressive digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Impressive digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: excitant slippery school cafeteria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Violent marvelous feces SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: rusted bateful step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: ivory cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: red appetizing doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: claret flickering heaven pocket flask The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: deep jade pistol pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Hyperactive abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Massive stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Beady-eyed casino kitty Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Well-lubricated very tactful plaza QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Soggy passionate address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: learning disabled indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: rusted bateful step-uncle's house (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Odious kitchen turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Odious kitchen turdskin The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Avocado mediation it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: learning disabled indian lodge when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Avocado mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: rusted bateful step-uncle's house (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2в�â#49213065) |