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It’s interesting how personal injury settlements make clients go insane

In the last week or so I and another law buddy have settled ...
Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business
  08/19/25
Yes.
anal obsidian theatre
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Excitant federal crackhouse
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*among proles / nigs / scammers / etc. (ie. all clients of P...
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Territorial Public Bath
  08/19/25
Wow this creepy short jew that lives on a farm is so cool!
Curious rough-skinned turdskin
  08/19/25
Yes.
Stirring locus
  08/19/25
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Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business
  08/19/25
Right after I made this thread I got a call from a client I ...
Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business
  08/19/25
Yep sounds right
anal obsidian theatre
  08/19/25
How big were these settlement checks?
overrated diverse orchestra pit messiness
  08/19/25
Not big at all
Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business
  08/19/25
Under 50k?
overrated diverse orchestra pit messiness
  08/19/25
Yes
Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business
  08/19/25
This is probably only for proles with no real savings. When ...
Adventurous queen of the night
  08/19/25
None of these people have ever had a brokerage account
Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business
  08/19/25
Well what were you expecting out of SHITLAW?
Adventurous queen of the night
  08/19/25
Yes, this is the nature of SHITLAW. These clients NEED the m...
scarlet thirsty patrolman
  08/19/25
Wait -- do shitlawyers still used physical checks? Are y...
insanely creepy parlour personal credit line
  08/19/25


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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business

In the last week or so I and another law buddy have settled cases for 3 clients and as soon as they smelled that a settlement check was in the air somewhere, they suddenly had all these emergency purchases come up. Constantly texting “where’s the check,” “I NEED the check for my purchase.” It’s like the same fever people get when they win on a lottery ticket. They just go nuts. Is this universal?

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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: anal obsidian theatre

Yes.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Excitant federal crackhouse



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy parlour personal credit line

*among proles / nigs / scammers / etc. (ie. all clients of PI shitlawyers)

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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Territorial Public Bath



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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Curious rough-skinned turdskin

Wow this creepy short jew that lives on a farm is so cool!

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Date: August 19th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Stirring locus

Yes.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business

Right after I made this thread I got a call from a client I overnighted a check to. He’s panicked because the driver can’t find the door to his apartment and the delivery was guaranteed by noon. He needs the check immediately because a dealership is holding a used porsche for him that he wants to buy with his settlement. I just got off the phone with UPS and they put me on with some Indian who basically couldn’t speak English at all. We were saying the address back to each other in different languages. Completely insane

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: anal obsidian theatre

Yep sounds right

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: overrated diverse orchestra pit messiness

How big were these settlement checks?

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business

Not big at all

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: overrated diverse orchestra pit messiness

Under 50k?

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business

Yes

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Adventurous queen of the night

This is probably only for proles with no real savings. When I had my own PI case, I was very patient with my lawyer and did not beg for any money. Once I got the settlement checks, I put all the money into my brokerage account.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Lemon soul-stirring goal in life place of business

None of these people have ever had a brokerage account

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Adventurous queen of the night

Well what were you expecting out of SHITLAW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764040&forum_id=2в�â#49197462)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: scarlet thirsty patrolman

Yes, this is the nature of SHITLAW. These clients NEED the money because they have no other safety net to depend on.

Also, this is probably the largest sum of money that anyone has given them.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy parlour personal credit line

Wait -- do shitlawyers still used physical checks?

Are you all boomers or something?

What's the reasoning?

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