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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
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have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: wonderful judgmental university

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: wonderful judgmental university

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: vigorous kitty cat



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Odious rehab

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Floppy erotic police squad

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Floppy erotic police squad

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: nudist medicated faggot firefighter legal warrant

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: wine stirring twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: topaz yarmulke

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Aggressive Stage Turdskin



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Fluffy Glittery Area Friendly Grandma

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle embarrassed to the bone people who are hurt

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Fluffy Glittery Area Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stag Film Toaster

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Excitant Harsh Church Gunner

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stag Film Toaster

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sickened Flickering Base

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buck-toothed halford

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dull Disgusting Hospital Becky



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Sound Barrier

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: ultramarine garrison

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Sickened Flickering Base



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: crusty site newt



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: appetizing mahogany azn



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: hairraiser flirting forum

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dull Disgusting Hospital Becky



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Light coffee pot

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: appetizing mahogany azn

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Khaki Apoplectic Kitchen Pocket Flask

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Cracking Chartreuse Abode

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: fragrant cream giraffe theater stage

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: turquoise parlor volcanic crater

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dull Disgusting Hospital Becky



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: crusty site newt

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: wine stirring twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: sooty talented hall chad



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: wonderful judgmental university



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Aggressive Stage Turdskin



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Khaki Apoplectic Kitchen Pocket Flask



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Charcoal Multi-billionaire



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Rose water buffalo cuckold

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Vengeful offensive voyeur factory reset button

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в�â¬#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Angry doctorate whorehouse

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: vigorous kitty cat

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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