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flickering corn cake
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Hairraiser Ticket Booth
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
flickering corn cake
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Hairraiser Ticket Booth
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
flickering corn cake
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
Hairraiser Ticket Booth
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
flickering corn cake
  12/15/25
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Charismatic wagecucks
  12/15/25
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Swashbuckling pervert
  12/20/25
onlyfans/podcaster
dull box office boiling water
  12/15/25
Unnnnngh
stubborn diverse gaping
  12/15/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_w...
magenta forum codepig
  12/15/25
u/7hr0w4w4ypervert avatar 7hr0w4w4ypervert • 3y ag...
flickering corn cake
  12/15/25
JFC
Titillating ape parlour
  12/15/25
Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition
Well-lubricated main people orchestra pit
  12/15/25
Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
Yellow headpube hospital
  12/15/25
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flickering corn cake
  12/20/25
Phenotype Freaks
Titillating ape parlour
  12/20/25
The OnlyFans Freak Carnival
Well-lubricated main people orchestra pit
  12/21/25
Imagine the smell.
white church building
  12/20/25
Only fans obviously
Vengeful gas station brethren
  12/20/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: flickering corn cake



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ticket Booth

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: flickering corn cake

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ticket Booth

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: flickering corn cake

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ticket Booth

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: flickering corn cake

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pervert



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: dull box office boiling water

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: stubborn diverse gaping

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: magenta forum codepig

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: flickering corn cake

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3y ago

https://imgur.com/7e57U8P

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Titillating ape parlour

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Well-lubricated main people orchestra pit

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49510526)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Yellow headpube hospital

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: flickering corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49526619)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Titillating ape parlour

Phenotype Freaks

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated main people orchestra pit

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: white church building

Imagine the smell.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Vengeful gas station brethren

Only fans obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2в#49526674)