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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402347)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: frozen volcanic crater gas station

Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403105)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403120)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403231)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: motley self-absorbed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404405)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: Deranged ungodly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41408493)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: diverse dark den multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41409298)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Boyish Thirsty Wrinkle Public Bath



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Brass underhanded knife

Hahaha

*Leaps headfirst into ravine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355289)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Aromatic Greedy Range National Security Agency



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Carnelian Beta Whorehouse Goal In Life



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:35 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49432213)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Doobsian Adventurous Clown Masturbator



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49430178)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: thriller therapy base



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM
Author: Brilliant haunted graveyard kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402392)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: Crawly Rusted Chad People Who Are Hurt

I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402432)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

What kind of asset is being purchased?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402445)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: cordovan address cuckold

All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402480)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: canary stain nowag

oooooo this one sounds good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402491)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Anal Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402505)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: drunken ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402584)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49433733)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Glassy stirring ape

primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402509)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Crawly Rusted Chad People Who Are Hurt

UNNNNGHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402551)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49431292)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: insecure excitant orchestra pit queen of the night

Funny that's what I'm doing right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402708)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Crawly Rusted Chad People Who Are Hurt

Hi Muscadine,

Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.

Thx,

Client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402766)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: insecure excitant orchestra pit queen of the night

I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.

I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.

It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402789)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tantric home juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402999)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49429800)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: violet charismatic circlehead

happy thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403799)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Crawly Rusted Chad People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404670)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49432127)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Crawly Rusted Chad People Who Are Hurt

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404671)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427652)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored coffee pot church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402673)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Carnelian Beta Whorehouse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48356058)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49432130)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: fuchsia really tough guy

damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402486)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: low-t sooty heaven

Skip to the gay part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402498)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Sable gaming laptop



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Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49429618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tantric home juggernaut

180. Backdraft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402523)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Henna milk prole

you go, we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402524)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic telephone

I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402539)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored coffee pot church building

Same. It was fucking AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402675)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Comical yarmulke

I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402533)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402541)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Comical yarmulke

Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402550)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine

Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402690)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Comical yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402696)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: talented keepsake machete house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402958)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine

I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402537)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: hairraiser at-the-ready dilemma

How old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402545)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine

47

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402623)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: hairraiser at-the-ready dilemma

Good synergy with your screen name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402747)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

I’m pretty sure that’s dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402761)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: hairraiser at-the-ready dilemma

Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404263)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404304)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: hairraiser at-the-ready dilemma

Is that a disease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404356)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine

he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404756)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: hairraiser at-the-ready dilemma

But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41433803)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine

GBTI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41433813)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: hairraiser at-the-ready dilemma

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41433828)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored coffee pot church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402678)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427629)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: insecure excitant orchestra pit queen of the night

Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.

I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.

I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).

I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402547)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Comical yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402553)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402555)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: insecure excitant orchestra pit queen of the night

I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402587)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: hyperactive double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402668)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Comical yarmulke

Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402677)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: insecure excitant orchestra pit queen of the night

Swedish heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402781)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427641)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: insecure excitant orchestra pit queen of the night

Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402613)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403173)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427643)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed international law enforcement agency incel

https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402567)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402585)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed international law enforcement agency incel

Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402617)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine

The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402685)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed international law enforcement agency incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402700)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402703)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Fishy Idiotic Trailer Park Gay Wizard

I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.

Also Home Alone 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403144)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: zippy mahogany partner

Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted honey-headed international law enforcement agency incel

Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403782)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49433991)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: violent hell generalized bond

Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402636)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored coffee pot church building

TRIGGERED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402672)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Comical yarmulke

(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402683)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: tripping appetizing affirmative action

The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402709)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine

It says 92, not 82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402903)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402926)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427642)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling fiercely-loyal parlor scourge upon the earth

later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402774)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41402812)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: talking casino

this is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403098)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49461852)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Fishy Idiotic Trailer Park Gay Wizard

*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41403137)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: translucent bossy menage stock car

(oldmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355318)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Messiness Foreskin

Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404329)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: khaki azn

40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404462)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: diverse dark den multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41409313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49430177)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: flirting crusty pervert parlour

there are some old motherfuckers on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41404730)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: sadistic theater dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41409210)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: Lascivious Costumed Bbw Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41409212)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427631)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#41433261)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Crawly Rusted Chad People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#42982587)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#42982593)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#42982590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM
Author: Transparent stimulating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#47089152)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!

You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.

You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).

As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.

Einfuehlung never comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#47089231)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: Brass underhanded knife

I don't recall writing this post and yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49430050)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

This is my life down to the last detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355351)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: medicated mildly autistic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355813)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: Carnelian Beta Whorehouse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48356064)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: Transparent stimulating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355287)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355293)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Crawly Rusted Chad People Who Are Hurt

I can't do this today. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355321)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427630)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: cracking digit ratio macaca

Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:

- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match

- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match

- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon

- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels

Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355347)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: cracking digit ratio macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48355744)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427647)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: metal curious french chef hairy legs

we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#48356054)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49427648)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49429864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome painfully honest love of her life field

You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49433801)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49433864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Tan Senate

Is this one of my classic threads at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49433805)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Azure coiffed sanctuary main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49433839)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49461082)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2в#49461437)