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David Attenborough on Clique Theory

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB For comparison, here's t...
shimmering motley doctorate parlour
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Vengeful white headpube
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no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever got...
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splenetic odious selfie
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Swashbuckling Offensive Haunted Graveyard
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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gibberish (?)
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Always a pleasure, number 39
cowshit
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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:08 AM
Author: shimmering motley doctorate parlour

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB

For comparison, here's the first paragraph of the Clique Theory web site:

Americans are raised to believe that acts of will are what matter in life, but this is wrong. Optimism is a message sold by liars. Fatalism is credited. Every act of will is limited by genotype and phenotype, and is even a PRODUCT of genotype and phenotype, since they are generated by your brain which is a product of your genetics. This is why it's impossible to escape your Clique. Really the ONLY thing you can do to improve yourself that won't end in disaster is to try to reach the Ascended Form of your Clique, i.e., a Woman becoming a Hot Girl, a Scumbag becoming a High Prole, or a Loser becoming a High Loser, such as liberal arts professor, head of state, or villain. In order to do that, you need not only the will, but a certain amount of luck.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181127205837/http://www.cliquetheory.com/

I used GPT-4 to rewrite it in his characteristic style, then used ElevenLabs' voice cloning service to make it a masterpiece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2в#46121897)



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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:25 AM
Author: Vengeful white headpube

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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:36 AM
Author: shimmering motley doctorate parlour

no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever gotten from ChatGPT. Damn is it well-said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2в#46122049)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: David Justice tp



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:27 AM
Author: splenetic odious selfie



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:51 AM
Author: Saffron self-centered spot jewess



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: shimmering motley doctorate parlour



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Offensive Haunted Graveyard



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:01 PM
Author: shimmering motley doctorate parlour



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:02 PM
Author: tripping racy community account den



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Date: May 18th, 2023 2:13 AM
Author: shimmering motley doctorate parlour



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cowshit

Always a pleasure, number 39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2в#49206339)