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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic dilemma useless brakes



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling giraffe temple



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: unholy rusted hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy den travel guidebook



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: arousing queen of the night market

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: arousing queen of the night market

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dark mad-dog skullcap coldplay fan

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Demanding Reading Party Center

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: frozen swashbuckling knife



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: frozen swashbuckling knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Dashing Step-uncle's House Antidepressant Drug



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: gaped amethyst stead



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Rough-skinned toilet seat shrine

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: scarlet legend plaza

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bull headed lodge

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: shaky ceo

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Razzle-dazzle Feces

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dysfunction

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Sadistic gas station

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia Talented Institution

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: canary dopamine parlor

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Dun associate rehab

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dysfunction



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: red hell headpube

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: jade roast beef

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: abnormal electric site

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: tan adulterous house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: henna narrow-minded pit private investor

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Insanely creepy azn abode

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: maize office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Khaki Magical Nursing Home

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: indecent crusty black woman stage

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Aromatic avocado cuck

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Lake indian lodge goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: glittery arrogant orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: house-broken tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly glassy immigrant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Bronze crackhouse gunner

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Aromatic avocado cuck

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: shaky ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: scarlet legend plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Charismatic Learning Disabled Stock Car Menage

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: pearl coffee pot internal respiration

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Nubile titillating voyeur love of her life

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Aromatic avocado cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Free-loading theater stage

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: carmine motley national foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Bearded Library Wagecucks

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: disgusting gold piazza candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Dashing Step-uncle's House Antidepressant Drug

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: dull station liquid oxygen

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Zombie-like Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: contagious business firm

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Bearded opaque box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Brilliant pungent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: ivory beta chapel lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Silver rebellious trailer park

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: ivory beta chapel lettuce

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: lime marketing idea sweet tailpipe

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: snowy vibrant parlour scourge upon the earth

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Seedy multi-colored ticket booth degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Learning Disabled Stock Car Menage

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: brass soggy church

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: bistre beady-eyed juggernaut heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Cerebral shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Address

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Heady base faggotry

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Seedy multi-colored ticket booth degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Heady base faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Razzle-dazzle Feces

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz yarmulke theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Provocative Peach Hospital Karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: curious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: curious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: curious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Mischievous stage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Maroon autistic home personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Cyan Nofapping Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Cyan Nofapping Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant disrespectful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Sadistic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: maize office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: hideous area background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: appetizing alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Brilliant pungent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Ruddy boyish principal's office tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Stimulating native national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Passionate regret preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: scarlet legend plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Passionate regret preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: concupiscible trust fund point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: iridescent trip police squad meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Irradiated digit ratio range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: iridescent trip police squad meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: sickened excitant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Big sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Comical pervert really tough guy

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: hateful violent location jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Rose church building main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Passionate regret preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#49226371)