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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Impertinent chest-beating police squad locale
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Impertinent chest-beating police squad locale
  11/11/25
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odious base rigpig
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Rose up-to-no-good address
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Excitant Queen Of The Night Piazza
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Excitant Queen Of The Night Piazza
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
Sexy home idiot
  11/11/25
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clutch catchphrase
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Harsh sadistic national security agency
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
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180 ticket booth
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
magenta cracking house clown
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
crystalline wild site elastic band
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
crystalline wild site elastic band
  11/11/25
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magenta cracking house clown
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Spectacular trailer park
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
maize step-uncle's house puppy
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Spectacular trailer park
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Exhilarant haunted graveyard
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Pungent Offensive Dilemma Alpha
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
lmfao
mustard theater stage
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Trip Range
  11/11/25
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Exhilarant haunted graveyard
  11/11/25
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Ruddy Field Multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
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Darn tootin
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Paralegal Jahangir
  11/12/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Supple half-breed ratface
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
tp
titillating slimy tanning salon
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
galvanic submissive church
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Buff Twinkling Uncleanness School
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
drab bat shit crazy new version
  11/11/25
...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
grizzly locus persian
  11/11/25
...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Ruddy Field Multi-billionaire
  11/11/25
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adventurous azure sweet tailpipe fortuitous meteor
  11/11/25
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Mauve mexican foreskin
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Impertinent chest-beating police squad locale
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180 ticket booth
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galvanic submissive church
  11/11/25
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Nothing Ever Happens
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Outnumbered circlehead pit
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
lemon spot
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
,;;,
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Puta Judia
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: lemon spot

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Impertinent chest-beating police squad locale

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: lemon spot

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Impertinent chest-beating police squad locale

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: odious base rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Rose up-to-no-good address

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Excitant Queen Of The Night Piazza

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: lemon spot

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Excitant Queen Of The Night Piazza

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Sexy home idiot

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Harsh sadistic national security agency

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: lemon spot

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: magenta cracking house clown

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: crystalline wild site elastic band

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: lemon spot

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: crystalline wild site elastic band

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: magenta cracking house clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: lemon spot

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: maize step-uncle's house puppy

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant haunted graveyard

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: lemon spot

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Pungent Offensive Dilemma Alpha

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: mustard theater stage

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Trip Range

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Field Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (🐾👣)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Supple half-breed ratface

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: lemon spot

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: titillating slimy tanning salon

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: galvanic submissive church

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Buff Twinkling Uncleanness School

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: lemon spot

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: drab bat shit crazy new version

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: lemon spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: grizzly locus persian

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: lemon spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Ruddy Field Multi-billionaire

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: adventurous azure sweet tailpipe fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Mauve mexican foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Impertinent chest-beating police squad locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: galvanic submissive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered circlehead pit

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: lemon spot

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49424851)