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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work don...
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Explain your insult.
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving...
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this one is my favorite image
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: bronze goyim

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: underhanded tanning salon philosopher-king



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Pink Cruise Ship Puppy



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: crystalline kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: heady menage gaping



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: dark embarrassed to the bone ticket booth psychic

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: bronze goyim

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: dark embarrassed to the bone ticket booth psychic

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: bronze goyim

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Self-centered Property

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: bronze goyim

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: bronze goyim

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Dashing tank

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: bronze goyim

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: bronze goyim

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring center



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: chocolate floppy meetinghouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Contagious godawful private investor



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: bronze goyim



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: apoplectic aromatic library newt

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: bronze goyim

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed set gaming laptop

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Razzle jet mediation base

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: bronze goyim

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: bronze goyim



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: bronze goyim

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: bronze goyim

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: bronze goyim

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Confused fiercely-loyal indian lodge

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: cocky duck-like bawdyhouse

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Bateful genital piercing

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Geriatric degenerate principal's office

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Saffron Prole

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: salmon hairraiser site

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Angry address

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Bateful genital piercing



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Copper Stubborn Dilemma Dopamine

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Dun university

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Talented crusty dragon



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: cream sex offender

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: bronze goyim

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: bronze goyim

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: bronze goyim

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Motley rough-skinned boiling water school cafeteria

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Orchid Glittery House People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: arousing mauve half-breed

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: domesticated supple alpha piazza

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: fragrant orange brunch

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful Adventurous Useless Brakes Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating stirring orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: bossy lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: diverse greedy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: ivory lodge

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: fragrant orange brunch

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Confused fiercely-loyal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed set gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: 180 hyperactive police squad

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Zippy aquamarine pozpig native

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Passionate casino sandwich

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: fragrant orange brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Electric Garrison Incel

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: ruddy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Anal Sanctuary

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: hairless sooty whorehouse dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: chocolate floppy meetinghouse

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Lilac Digit Ratio Regret

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: bronze goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: marvelous pearl wagecucks

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: tan area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: cerise multi-colored parlor foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Curious yellow haunted graveyard senate

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: cerise multi-colored parlor foreskin

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: canary hideous cuck

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: alcoholic laughsome chapel athletic conference

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: insane doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: 180 hyperactive police squad

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Bateful genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: cobalt razzmatazz immigrant hominid

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: big federal theater stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Yapping jewess double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged idiot macaca

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Flushed Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Startling Gunner Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: insane doctorate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Flushed Trailer Park Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: cocky duck-like bawdyhouse

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Smoky Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Bateful genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Comical parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Offensive Dead Persian Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Offensive Dead Persian Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Offensive Dead Persian Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac personal credit line tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Gay chest-beating juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: harsh church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: harsh church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: idiotic lay fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Geriatric degenerate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Orchid Glittery House People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: galvanic glassy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Turquoise Magical Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: tan area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: bistre hissy fit hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: thriller roommate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: citrine shrine ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed set gaming laptop



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: citrine shrine ratface



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: cerebral really tough guy



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Author: Twinkling knife



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Twinkling knife



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: wonderful shimmering trust fund field



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Swollen azure hospital



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Arrogant stage round eye

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2в#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: odious onyx market



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Walnut Theatre Coldplay Fan



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: citrine shrine ratface



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