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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
wow great point man
jet-lagged orchid famous landscape painting boistinker
  11/17/13
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chest-beating prole
  02/09/14
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scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  12/01/13
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Abnormal Marvelous Internal Respiration Lettuce
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Mint Dysfunction
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Vengeful degenerate orchestra pit
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
aphrodisiac masturbator
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
sticky ladyboy
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Abnormal Marvelous Internal Respiration Lettuce
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
lascivious copper chapel boiling water
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
cowardly school
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
underhanded ruby love of her life
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Cerebral generalized bond
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
flirting set
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
concupiscible office partner
  04/07/16
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Free-loading Nursing Home
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
bespoke trip skinny woman party of the first part
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Kink-friendly Really Tough Guy Dopamine
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
bateful roast beef state
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Misunderstood blathering pocket flask crotch
  11/17/13
?
titillating locus factory reset button
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
drunken abode persian
  11/18/13
Well?
Fishy hunting ground jewess
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
adventurous indian lodge tattoo
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Crawly market gaping
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Abnormal Marvelous Internal Respiration Lettuce
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Salmon yarmulke
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Cruel-hearted excitant faggotry pisswyrm
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Crawly market gaping
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Crawly market gaping
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Cruel-hearted excitant faggotry pisswyrm
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Crawly market gaping
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
You're done here
saffron volcanic crater circlehead
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
...
Ebony regret
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
claret overrated international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Ebony regret
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
underhanded ruby love of her life
  11/17/13
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Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Ebony regret
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
stimulating shitlib
  11/17/13
only?
claret overrated international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
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Provocative affirmative action
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
dashing stage
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Cruel-hearted excitant faggotry pisswyrm
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Infuriating irradiated den keepsake machete
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Ebony regret
  11/17/13
lol
Infuriating irradiated den keepsake machete
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
dashing stage
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
claret overrated international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
lmao.
aphrodisiac masturbator
  11/18/13
cq
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  03/03/24
...
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
diverse cruise ship
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
aphrodisiac masturbator
  11/18/13
Underrated
Heady Liquid Oxygen Stead
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
dashing stage
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
diverse cruise ship
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
diverse cruise ship
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Ebony regret
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
diverse cruise ship
  11/17/13
LOL
Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
diverse cruise ship
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
diverse cruise ship
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
motley painfully honest theater stage
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Salmon yarmulke
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
sinister carmine incel
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Azure blood rage
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Frum startling queen of the night
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
diverse cruise ship
  11/17/13
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Heady Liquid Oxygen Stead
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
claret overrated international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
comical federal garrison preventive strike
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
diverse cruise ship
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  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Exciting hell
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Exciting hell
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Duck-like galvanic toaster station
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Violet exhilarant temple milk
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Duck-like galvanic toaster station
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Mind-boggling navy theater genital piercing
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Mind-boggling navy theater genital piercing
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Duck-like galvanic toaster station
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Chrome Fragrant Philosopher-king
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Duck-like galvanic toaster station
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Harsh insecure piazza goyim
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
drunken abode persian
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Provocative affirmative action
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
maniacal hateful plaza
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  11/19/13
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scarlet talented step-uncle's house
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ty, brother.
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Fear-inspiring bossy sex offender
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
carnelian house
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
comical federal garrison preventive strike
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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demanding spot
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
scarlet talented step-uncle's house
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged orchid famous landscape painting boistinker

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: chest-beating prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Abnormal Marvelous Internal Respiration Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Mint Dysfunction

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Vengeful degenerate orchestra pit

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac masturbator

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: sticky ladyboy

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Marvelous Internal Respiration Lettuce

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: lascivious copper chapel boiling water

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: cowardly school

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: underhanded ruby love of her life

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral generalized bond

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: flirting set

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: concupiscible office partner

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Free-loading Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bespoke trip skinny woman party of the first part

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Really Tough Guy Dopamine

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: bateful roast beef state

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood blathering pocket flask crotch

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: titillating locus factory reset button

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: drunken abode persian

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Fishy hunting ground jewess

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge tattoo

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Crawly market gaping

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Abnormal Marvelous Internal Respiration Lettuce

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Salmon yarmulke

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted excitant faggotry pisswyrm

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Crawly market gaping

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Crawly market gaping

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted excitant faggotry pisswyrm

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Crawly market gaping

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: saffron volcanic crater circlehead

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Ebony regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: claret overrated international law enforcement agency

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Ebony regret

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: underhanded ruby love of her life

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Ebony regret

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: stimulating shitlib

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: claret overrated international law enforcement agency

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Provocative affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: dashing stage

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted excitant faggotry pisswyrm

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Infuriating irradiated den keepsake machete

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Ebony regret

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Infuriating irradiated den keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: dashing stage

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: claret overrated international law enforcement agency

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac masturbator

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: orange sadistic feces gay wizard

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac masturbator

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Heady Liquid Oxygen Stead

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring white main people

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: mustard stirring brunch messiness

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: laughsome startled rigpig cuckold

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: dashing stage

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: fighting antidepressant drug national

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Ebony regret

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Cocky Frozen Mood Juggernaut

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Flatulent amber dingle berry gas station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: motley painfully honest theater stage

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Salmon yarmulke

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: sinister carmine incel

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Azure blood rage

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Frum startling queen of the night

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Heady Liquid Oxygen Stead

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: claret overrated international law enforcement agency

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: peach odious tanning salon trust fund

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: comical federal garrison preventive strike

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Disgusting business firm

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: angry cuckoldry bawdyhouse

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: diverse cruise ship

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: charismatic headpube stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Harsh insecure piazza goyim

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Passionate Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: charismatic headpube stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Transparent Swashbuckling Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Exciting hell

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Exciting hell

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Duck-like galvanic toaster station

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Violet exhilarant temple milk

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Duck-like galvanic toaster station

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling navy theater genital piercing

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling navy theater genital piercing

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Duck-like galvanic toaster station

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Chrome Fragrant Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Sooty Trump Supporter Parlour

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Duck-like galvanic toaster station

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Harsh insecure piazza goyim

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: drunken abode persian

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz multi-billionaire lay

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Base

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: pea-brained corner

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Provocative affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: maniacal hateful plaza

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: appetizing pearl menage

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: comical federal garrison preventive strike

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Contagious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bossy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: carnelian house

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: comical federal garrison preventive strike

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Dark scourge upon the earth

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: demanding spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Slimy plum turdskin

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: mustard stirring brunch messiness

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Avocado church building brethren

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Maize Dilemma Athletic Conference

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Shivering coldplay fan

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: mustard stirring brunch messiness

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Cracking school cafeteria sandwich

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: vivacious abusive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: concupiscible office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Boyish yellow haunted graveyard

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Citrine Well-lubricated Jew

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Mentally impaired jet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: concupiscible office partner

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Spectacular misanthropic french chef windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: nubile wonderful codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: scarlet talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Vibrant library foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: hairraiser tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: bespoke trip skinny woman party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: brilliant principal's office fortuitous meteor

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Floppy crusty box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: arousing meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2в#49397898)