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How is Top Golf worth $1 billion? Less than 100 locations

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Cruel-hearted crackhouse chad
  11/21/25
*fewer
French Philosopher-king
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flirting stage
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underhanded area
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flesh point
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No it's actually worth $1B
vibrant kink-friendly state
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wonderful dilemma double fault
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Gold magical base skinny woman
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Slimy at-the-ready windowlicker
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Thriller spot ape
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amber dragon senate
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confused sound barrier hell
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Filthy Parlour
  11/21/25
What’s the valuation for ‘bottom’ golf ?
adulterous yellow half-breed
  11/21/25
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Brindle bearded church building
  11/21/25
turn around i'll show you
cheese-eating party of the first part school
  11/21/25
I went to a Top Golf 10 or so years ago. It was an awful exp...
Sickened brethren
  11/21/25
Easily my favorite place to do corp events. A tiny amount of...
aphrodisiac flatulent market
  11/21/25
Yeah. I don't do corporate events or go and see anyone in pe...
Sickened brethren
  11/21/25
Decadent and shrewd.
aphrodisiac flatulent market
  11/21/25
There is always one early- to mid-20s hot girl there launchi...
wonderful dilemma double fault
  11/21/25
Lol. Beautiful imagery. And true!
Sickened brethren
  11/21/25
I've never even seen one.
bipolar potus scourge upon the earth
  11/21/25
These “locations” are seemingly like 40 acres.
Bronze deranged legend
  11/21/25
And it’s all leased
amethyst histrionic heaven
  11/21/25
Where is it 40 acres? The ones I saw look like office buildi...
Cruel-hearted crackhouse chad
  11/21/25
aren't they staffed by cheerful miniskirt drink girls thos...
olive supple fanboi
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Slimy at-the-ready windowlicker
  11/21/25
Here's an entire turn key golf range listed for $500,000 ...
Cruel-hearted crackhouse chad
  11/22/25
there is a massive equities bubble
sapphire aromatic idea he suggested
  11/22/25
There's one that just opened in the east metro of the Twin C...
Irradiated rusted corner
  11/22/25


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Date: November 21st, 2025 4:54 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted crackhouse chad

wtf

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Date: November 21st, 2025 5:28 AM
Author: French Philosopher-king

*fewer

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Date: November 21st, 2025 6:04 AM
Author: flirting stage



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Date: November 21st, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: underhanded area



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Date: November 21st, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: flesh point



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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: vibrant kink-friendly state

No it's actually worth $1B

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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: wonderful dilemma double fault



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Date: November 21st, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Gold magical base skinny woman



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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Slimy at-the-ready windowlicker



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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: Thriller spot ape



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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:18 AM
Author: amber dragon senate



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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: confused sound barrier hell



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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Filthy Parlour



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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: adulterous yellow half-breed

What’s the valuation for ‘bottom’ golf ?

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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Brindle bearded church building



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Date: November 21st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: cheese-eating party of the first part school

turn around i'll show you

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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Sickened brethren

I went to a Top Golf 10 or so years ago. It was an awful experience. I’m not sure why anyone goes there at all and the whole operation must be losing money. But, I guess they own a lot of land in good locations so that’s probably like $100m or so, but I have no idea what kind of debt they have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449166)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac flatulent market

Easily my favorite place to do corp events. A tiny amount of athleticism and experience swinging a club makes you look like a man among boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449292)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sickened brethren

Yeah. I don't do corporate events or go and see anyone in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449295)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac flatulent market

Decadent and shrewd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449689)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: wonderful dilemma double fault

There is always one early- to mid-20s hot girl there launching drives from a centrally located stall in a flippy pleated miniskirt, tank top, and visor while being gawked at by 100.00% of the males walking by to pick up another drink.

I assume TG pays this person to be there, because you never see anyone like this on an actual golf course, where the people look like a fucking Senate Democratic Caucus meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449550)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: Sickened brethren

Lol. Beautiful imagery. And true!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449562)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: bipolar potus scourge upon the earth

I've never even seen one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449171)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Bronze deranged legend

These “locations” are seemingly like 40 acres.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449193)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: amethyst histrionic heaven

And it’s all leased

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Date: November 21st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted crackhouse chad

Where is it 40 acres? The ones I saw look like office building with a huge parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449657)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: olive supple fanboi

aren't they staffed by cheerful miniskirt drink girls

those are worth $8M each, easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49449370)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Slimy at-the-ready windowlicker



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted crackhouse chad

Here's an entire turn key golf range listed for $500,000

https://www.crexi.com/properties/1875174/indiana-13861-alexander-street-a?recommId=95108e1502ed93698d76ebb3b22a7601

Lmao at paying $1 billion for 90 of these shits on 20-year lease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49452009)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: sapphire aromatic idea he suggested

there is a massive equities bubble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49452021)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated rusted corner

There's one that just opened in the east metro of the Twin Cities. One thing I thought was dumb is that they call it "Topgolf Minneapolis - Woodbury" on their website. It's fucking 18 miles from Minneapolis. St. Paul is way closer, it's total Twin Cities erasure.

https://topgolf.com/us/woodbury/

Also ones thing that's a little bit notable about the new Topgolf is that from the right spots you can see it from a long fucking way away. The Twin Cities metro is pretty flat but it somehow doesn't feel that way, probably because there is a fair amount of trees everywhere.

The Topgolf stands out like a sore thumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800614&forum_id=2в#49452050)