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REAL TALK: Zoomers are going to be impossible to manage at firms

I’m a pretty high up partner and they made me come dow...
forty
  05/01/26
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oomox
  05/01/26
you must be a big deal to make $15 million at 40
busy beaver
  05/01/26
Yeah top partner investor too tp
forty
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
zoomers are 180
Karl Barth
  05/01/26
Unironically cr
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
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a rich inner world
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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jewish midget furiously typing delusional invectiv
  05/01/26
forty tp wrangling zoomer associates
345
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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J Dilla
  05/01/26
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boltzmann penis
  05/01/26
If I’m still working law when they make a zoomer an as...
luke the drifter
  05/01/26
oldest zoomer is like 29
busy beaver
  05/01/26
Wow. Didn’t realize that.
luke the drifter
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
bravo
Kenneth Play
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: forty

I’m a pretty high up partner and they made me come down and give a talk to the zoomers for their performance.

I make $15 million a year all in. I’m 40. One raised his hand and said “Cavicular said don’t listen to anyone under 6 foot!”

The whole room started laughing and one dude who was mystery meat started jumping around like a monkey and everyone laughed. One chick started screaming.

Different generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858154)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858155)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: busy beaver

you must be a big deal to make $15 million at 40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858165)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: forty

Yeah top partner investor too tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858191)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858525)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Karl Barth

zoomers are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858166)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp

Unironically cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858194)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858458)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858480)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: jewish midget furiously typing delusional invectiv



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858171)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: 345 (🧐)

forty tp wrangling zoomer associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858199)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858524)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: J Dilla



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858208)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: boltzmann penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858215)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

If I’m still working law when they make a zoomer an associate please kill me already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858229)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: busy beaver

oldest zoomer is like 29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858455)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Wow. Didn’t realize that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858478)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858523)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858521)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862629&forum_id=2в#49858522)