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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Glittery honey-headed public bath
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Amethyst Floppy Home
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
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soggy chapel messiness
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Coral heaven
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sienna dashing pisswyrm
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Swashbuckling gold jap potus
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cracking cordovan cuckold stage
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Twinkling thriller newt
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Amethyst Floppy Home
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hideous church antidepressant drug
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hairless meetinghouse indirect expression
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deranged dull hissy fit
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coiffed people who are hurt
  12/24/25
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Lime aphrodisiac son of senegal
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Nighttime wine set scourge upon the earth
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
sienna dashing pisswyrm
  12/23/25
180
khaki filthpig
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
titillating amber circlehead
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
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Burgundy vibrant pit mad-dog skullcap
  12/24/25
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chrome odious nibblets church building
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Fragrant Menage
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
nofapping wonderful theater stage
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
nofapping wonderful theater stage
  12/23/25
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underhanded exhilarant senate
  12/24/25
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Lime aphrodisiac son of senegal
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
umber water buffalo
  12/23/25
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hairraiser brethren
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/23/25
...
hairraiser brethren
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
violent ultramarine address
  12/24/25
...
hairraiser brethren
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Painfully Honest Theatre Selfie
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Bateful deep party of the first part
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Adventurous Self-absorbed National Old Irish Cottage
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Massive Bearded Base Feces
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Adventurous Self-absorbed National Old Irish Cottage
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/24/25
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Swashbuckling gold jap potus
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Massive Bearded Base Feces
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Massive Bearded Base Feces
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Adventurous Self-absorbed National Old Irish Cottage
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/25/25
...
brindle razzmatazz faggot firefighter
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Swashbuckling gold jap potus
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
coiffed people who are hurt
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
hilarious opaque psychic
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Appetizing carnelian state mother
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Obsidian deer antler ticket booth
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Obsidian deer antler ticket booth
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
histrionic fuchsia orchestra pit
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Massive Bearded Base Feces
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
mint regret
  12/24/25
tp
cracking cordovan cuckold stage
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Boyish rose field mexican
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Massive Bearded Base Feces
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
deranged dull hissy fit
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Massive Bearded Base Feces
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Glittery honey-headed public bath

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Floppy Home

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: soggy chapel messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Coral heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: sienna dashing pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gold jap potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cracking cordovan cuckold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Twinkling thriller newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Floppy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: hideous church antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: hairless meetinghouse indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: coiffed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Lime aphrodisiac son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Nighttime wine set scourge upon the earth

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: sienna dashing pisswyrm

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: khaki filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: titillating amber circlehead

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Burgundy vibrant pit mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: chrome odious nibblets church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Menage

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: nofapping wonderful theater stage

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: nofapping wonderful theater stage

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: underhanded exhilarant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Lime aphrodisiac son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: umber water buffalo

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: hairraiser brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: violent ultramarine address

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: hairraiser brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Theatre Selfie

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Bateful deep party of the first part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Adventurous Self-absorbed National Old Irish Cottage

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Massive Bearded Base Feces

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Self-absorbed National Old Irish Cottage

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gold jap potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Massive Bearded Base Feces

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Massive Bearded Base Feces

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Self-absorbed National Old Irish Cottage

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: brindle razzmatazz faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gold jap potus

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: coiffed people who are hurt

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: hilarious opaque psychic

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Appetizing carnelian state mother

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Obsidian deer antler ticket booth

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Obsidian deer antler ticket booth

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: histrionic fuchsia orchestra pit

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Massive Bearded Base Feces

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: mint regret

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: cracking cordovan cuckold stage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Boyish rose field mexican

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Massive Bearded Base Feces

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: deranged dull hissy fit

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Massive Bearded Base Feces

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49539118)