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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: boyish new version It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: gold provocative generalized bond cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: slippery piazza tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: sinister regret roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Amethyst territorial son of senegal did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Coral tattoo tanning salon "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: sienna underhanded mother azn (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Federal Talented Digit Ratio School Cafeteria "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Aromatic drab garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: lascivious bossy doctorate love of her life (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: boyish new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Brindle headpube boiling water who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: boyish new version Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Brindle headpube boiling water whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: boyish new version CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: adulterous shrine laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Dark beta site 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Mahogany razzmatazz rehab "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: adulterous shrine laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Passionate khaki kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#49335487) |