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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Alphas can be faggots too
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: flirting brilliant famous landscape painting

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Grizzly cracking whorehouse

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Low-t rehab



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Appetizing dilemma clown



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: self-centered son of senegal



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Electric Hot Keepsake Machete Psychic



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: black hairraiser sound barrier affirmative action



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: abusive stag film dog poop



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: abusive stag film dog poop

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645931)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: pungent dashing base



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: abusive stag film dog poop

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Electric Hot Keepsake Machete Psychic

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: House-broken Codepig Site



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: pungent dashing base



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Nubile fiercely-loyal spot

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27647558)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649503)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Elite Impressive Haunted Graveyard Crackhouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Motley Depressive

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649714)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Slap-happy chad property



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Crimson laughsome pistol

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: pungent dashing base



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: big hateful field dragon

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: mint cuck



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Misanthropic sandwich azn

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: contagious stock car fanboi

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Soggy Scarlet Locale



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: zippy corn cake pit



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: histrionic location sex offender



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: disturbing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly garnet lay gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: dull heady bbw cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: rusted very tactful church generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: abusive stag film dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: mint cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Grizzly cracking whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: flushed people who are hurt parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: domesticated center

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Appetizing dilemma clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: emerald space nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: startling sick hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Crystalline vivacious senate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: odious locus rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: vigorous honey-headed telephone voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Low-t rehab

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: alcoholic peach library coffee pot

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Low-t rehab

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Saffron vengeful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: self-centered son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Maniacal curious sneaky criminal

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: floppy cruel-hearted nursing home mad cow disease

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Effete crotch reading party

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: odious locus rigor

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling kitty cat

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: buff house really tough guy

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Electric Hot Keepsake Machete Psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle immigrant

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: pungent dashing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy chad property

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: marvelous area factory reset button

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Gay Bearded Double Fault Mad-dog Skullcap

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Supple Theater

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: abusive stag film dog poop

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Vermilion swashbuckling boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: alcoholic peach library coffee pot

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: provocative cerise doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious boiling water sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Temple

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: irradiated stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Crawly business firm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: misunderstood ceo hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Vermilion swashbuckling boistinker

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Vermilion swashbuckling boistinker

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Doobsian set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Ivory Pozpig

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Gay Bearded Double Fault Mad-dog Skullcap

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Vermilion swashbuckling boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: black hairraiser sound barrier affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Boyish fat ankles roast beef

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: exciting resort boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: charcoal concupiscible stead milk

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: black hairraiser sound barrier affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: self-centered son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Gay Bearded Double Fault Mad-dog Skullcap

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: charcoal concupiscible stead milk

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: poppy godawful weed whacker public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Low-t rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Infuriating purple jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Anal national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Crystalline vivacious senate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: zippy corn cake pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac stage international law enforcement agency

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: poppy godawful weed whacker public bath

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: self-centered son of senegal

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: poppy godawful weed whacker public bath

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Electric Hot Keepsake Machete Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: vibrant personal credit line church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Fragrant olive faggotry circlehead

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: charcoal concupiscible stead milk

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: abusive stag film dog poop

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: charcoal concupiscible stead milk

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: frum hyperventilating hissy fit gay wizard

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: contagious stock car fanboi

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: dun arousing persian

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Doobsian set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Indigo brunch foreskin

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Indigo brunch foreskin

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious boiling water sanctuary

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant slimy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: aggressive drunken university becky

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: aggressive drunken university becky

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: nighttime menage

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: odious locus rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: irradiated stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: flatulent marketing idea office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: red native blood rage

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Doobsian set

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Talented Sepia Orchestra Pit

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: unholy sienna piazza

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Talented Sepia Orchestra Pit

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: onyx juggernaut kitchen

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: dun arousing persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Motley Depressive

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: onyx juggernaut kitchen

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Amber Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Vermilion swashbuckling boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: pungent dashing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: 180 opaque gas station mother

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Haunting Abnormal Theater Stage

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: lake trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Talking hospital party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: razzle laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: cerebral wine hominid

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Galvanic idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire market

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: House-broken Codepig Site

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: razzle laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Grizzly cracking whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Ocher Trip Corner Friendly Grandma

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: fluffy multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Passionate Carmine Forum Deer Antler

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: provocative cerise doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Diverse Point Cuckoldry

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Racy Coiffed National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Ocher Trip Corner Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: provocative cerise doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: chestnut step-uncle's house mediation

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: disgusting balding tanning salon pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Ocher Trip Corner Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Sickened Indirect Expression

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Sticky Aquamarine Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Aromatic out-of-control ticket booth cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: misunderstood ceo hairy legs

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: red native blood rage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: frisky light institution

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Burgundy Internet-worthy Bawdyhouse

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Ocher Trip Corner Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Slippery heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Amethyst Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: painfully honest useless death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Anal national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42565542)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42711914)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Anal national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Amethyst Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Glittery box office

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: bateful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: startling sick hell

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: carnelian comical school cafeteria rigpig



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: bull headed iridescent chapel toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Lascivious quadroon



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: multi-colored lime stage black woman



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Aromatic out-of-control ticket booth cuckold



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463264)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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