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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Hairless puce goal in life stead

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
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Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: swollen generalized bond clown

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: swollen generalized bond clown

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Transparent Histrionic Halford Dilemma

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Harsh vibrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Umber comical business firm elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Supple Sticky Faggotry Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: cyan mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: bright odious school gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: swollen generalized bond clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Tantric big faggot firefighter principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: crawly milk bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: mischievous adulterous mad-dog skullcap

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: orchid lascivious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: cyan mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: dashing red ticket booth gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: pink frozen bawdyhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: exciting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: vermilion french chef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz church codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Contagious plaza knife

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Bipolar well-lubricated state affirmative action

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Contagious plaza knife

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Awkward effete native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: lemon razzle rehab sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Violet public bath

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: trip famous landscape painting range

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic motley karate

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: pungent concupiscible site

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: adventurous fuchsia base

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Bronze electric trump supporter kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: vivacious submissive selfie hell

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: canary marvelous therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Topaz anal legend house

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: erotic magical temple

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: thriller violent piazza

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good indirect expression senate

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: swollen generalized bond clown

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Soggy Doctorate Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Bipolar well-lubricated state affirmative action

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic menage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ape property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Umber comical business firm elastic band

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: slippery irate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Impressive racy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Talented Stage Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Soggy Doctorate Church Building

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Soggy Doctorate Church Building

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: mewling resort

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: thriller violent piazza

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Soggy Doctorate Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Elite poppy coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Domesticated main people

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Flushed Maniacal Kitchen Persian

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Domesticated main people

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Boyish hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Wild orchestra pit ceo

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Elite poppy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: lemon razzle rehab sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: thriller violent piazza

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Wild orchestra pit ceo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: cordovan step-uncle's house degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Contagious plaza knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded telephone black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Misunderstood pearl azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Balding market partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: vermilion french chef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: milky patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Mahogany Painfully Honest Box Office

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: cordovan step-uncle's house degenerate

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: lemon razzle rehab sweet tailpipe

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: cordovan step-uncle's house degenerate

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Bronze electric trump supporter kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Know-it-all Cerebral Hunting Ground Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: house-broken blathering hall

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Wild orchestra pit ceo

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: swollen generalized bond clown

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Wild orchestra pit ceo

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered nursing home dingle berry

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Nudist chocolate sandwich multi-billionaire

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Brilliant tattoo

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Emerald heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory mother sneaky criminal

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Domesticated main people

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory mother sneaky criminal

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Domesticated main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ape property

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Abusive titillating liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Ungodly spectacular tanning salon

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Domesticated main people

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Ungodly spectacular tanning salon

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Crystalline Institution

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Domesticated main people

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Domesticated main people

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Domesticated main people

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Domesticated main people

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: slippery irate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Charismatic Lodge Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Green Center National Security Agency

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Emerald heaven

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Shimmering skinny woman

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed queen of the night

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Shimmering skinny woman

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: 180 brunch nibblets

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Brilliant tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Domesticated main people

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Transparent Histrionic Halford Dilemma

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: 180 brunch nibblets

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Charcoal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Soggy Doctorate Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: canary marvelous therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Vigorous spot

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant sick personal credit line

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: nubile friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Domesticated main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Irradiated Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Sooty Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: aromatic circlehead cruise ship

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious submissive selfie hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Sooty Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shitlib

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Frisky Potus Crackhouse

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: crawly milk bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Hyperventilating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: arousing yapping police squad

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: white boltzmann shrine

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: henna ladyboy idiot

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic menage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: twisted seedy psychic home

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Cream haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: lake multi-colored jew stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: arousing yapping police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic menage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Balding market partner

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: appetizing mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: arousing yapping police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed school cafeteria

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling fantasy-prone place of business parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: glittery metal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Talented Stage Death Wish

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Green Center National Security Agency

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Heady pit cumskin

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Pontificating double fault forum

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: arousing yapping police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Tripping stirring locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: indecent flatulent hospital turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: indecent flatulent hospital turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: Passionate associate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood pearl azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42565542)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42711914)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood pearl azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: indecent flatulent hospital turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: excitant messiness

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: white boltzmann shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: pink frozen bawdyhouse striped hyena

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: alcoholic flesh corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#47860756)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Disturbing Bat Shit Crazy Windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Filthy chestnut goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46981225)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: bateful at-the-ready location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#46928183)



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: glittery metal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#48594017)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463264)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2в#49463285)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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