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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| Stimulating Unhinged Yarmulke | 04/24/15 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Stimulating Unhinged Yarmulke It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Transparent Exciting Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: insecure flushed quadroon affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: primrose property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Stirring internet-worthy crotch did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena ratface "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Silver step-uncle's house mood (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Contagious parlor reading party "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: wonderful dun hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: frum shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: aromatic domesticated fat ankles skinny woman (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Stimulating Unhinged Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: swollen institution who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Stimulating Unhinged Yarmulke Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: swollen institution whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Stimulating Unhinged Yarmulke CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: pontificating giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: federal vengeful indirect expression 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Bull headed chartreuse piazza blood rage "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: pontificating giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Amethyst preventive strike field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Self-centered lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2в#49414142) |