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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Bateful abnormal piazza
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
fuchsia coffee pot native
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
milky flatulent gas station indirect expression
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Shimmering razzmatazz state preventive strike
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Vibrant kink-friendly gay wizard
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Bistre senate gunner
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
fuchsia coffee pot native
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Bateful abnormal piazza
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
yapping corn cake
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
histrionic beta nibblets
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Bateful abnormal piazza
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
exhilarant carmine dopamine kitty
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Bateful abnormal piazza
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Aggressive theater stage circlehead
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
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  08/29/25
no
Cleaning the iPad with a jizz rag tp
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Pumonymous
  08/29/25
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Aggressive theater stage circlehead
  08/28/25
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Indigo Deranged Hairy Legs Mental Disorder
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
excitant tanning salon
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
dun fantasy-prone step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Pearly sadistic twinkling uncleanness
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
impressive rusted mediation
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Galvanic juggernaut
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
milky flatulent gas station indirect expression
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Bateful abnormal piazza
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
milky flatulent gas station indirect expression
  08/28/25
wow
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
the wages of tolerance
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
lfo
  08/29/25
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  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
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  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
'"'"'"''"
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Louis Poasteur
  08/29/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Bateful abnormal piazza

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: fuchsia coffee pot native

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: milky flatulent gas station indirect expression

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Shimmering razzmatazz state preventive strike

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Vibrant kink-friendly gay wizard

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Bistre senate gunner

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: fuchsia coffee pot native

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Bateful abnormal piazza

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: yapping corn cake

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: histrionic beta nibblets

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Bateful abnormal piazza

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: exhilarant carmine dopamine kitty

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Bateful abnormal piazza

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Aggressive theater stage circlehead

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Cleaning the iPad with a jizz rag tp

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Aggressive theater stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Indigo Deranged Hairy Legs Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: excitant tanning salon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: dun fantasy-prone step-uncle's house

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pearly sadistic twinkling uncleanness

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,..


any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: impressive rusted mediation

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Galvanic juggernaut

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: milky flatulent gas station indirect expression

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Bateful abnormal piazza

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: milky flatulent gas station indirect expression

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: the wages of tolerance

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: lfo

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2в#49222428)