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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Carmine Vivacious Locus
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
provocative grizzly dysfunction location
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
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Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
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pink floppy yarmulke
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beady-eyed indian lodge philosopher-king
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
milky round eye spot
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Razzmatazz gaping
  12/23/25
180
Electric violet bawdyhouse sound barrier
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Narrow-minded angry son of senegal school cafeteria
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
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  12/24/25
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  12/24/25
logical tbh
Rose locale
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Concupiscible sapphire dog poop address
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Concupiscible sapphire dog poop address
  12/23/25
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Mildly Autistic Impressive Brunch
  12/24/25
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beady-eyed indian lodge philosopher-king
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
flickering home
  12/23/25
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high-end boistinker theater stage
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/23/25
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high-end boistinker theater stage
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
drab weed whacker
  12/24/25
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high-end boistinker theater stage
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
vigorous chapel
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Charismatic depressive stead
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Obsidian university kitty cat
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
jet-lagged hominid center
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Obsidian university kitty cat
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
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Swashbuckling crawly goal in life theatre
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
jet-lagged hominid center
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
jet-lagged hominid center
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Obsidian university kitty cat
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/25/25
...
garnet dopamine resort
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Swashbuckling crawly goal in life theatre
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
pink floppy yarmulke
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Nudist aphrodisiac regret mad cow disease
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
scarlet pit
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
gay bateful base roast beef
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
gay bateful base roast beef
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
pearl sweet tailpipe
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
jet-lagged hominid center
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
domesticated crimson pocket flask dilemma
  12/24/25
tp
harsh house windowlicker
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
turquoise wagecucks puppy
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
jet-lagged hominid center
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Hyperactive National Coffee Pot
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
jet-lagged hominid center
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Carmine Vivacious Locus

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: provocative grizzly dysfunction location

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: emerald crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Ebony Magical Range Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crawly goal in life theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: harsh house windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: geriatric double fault genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: provocative grizzly dysfunction location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Bisexual alcoholic piazza trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Abnormal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: pink floppy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: milky round eye spot

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gaping

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Electric violet bawdyhouse sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded angry son of senegal school cafeteria

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Cracking idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: fighting insanely creepy death wish toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Rose locale

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible sapphire dog poop address

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible sapphire dog poop address

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Impressive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: flickering home

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: high-end boistinker theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: high-end boistinker theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: drab weed whacker

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: high-end boistinker theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: vigorous chapel

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Charismatic depressive stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Obsidian university kitty cat

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged hominid center

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Obsidian university kitty cat

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crawly goal in life theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged hominid center

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged hominid center

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Obsidian university kitty cat

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: garnet dopamine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crawly goal in life theatre

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: pink floppy yarmulke

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Nudist aphrodisiac regret mad cow disease

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: scarlet pit

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: gay bateful base roast beef

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: gay bateful base roast beef

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: pearl sweet tailpipe

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged hominid center

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: domesticated crimson pocket flask dilemma

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: harsh house windowlicker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: turquoise wagecucks puppy

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged hominid center

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Coffee Pot

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged hominid center

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2в#49539118)