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Date: December 29th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: fragrant aquamarine milk I bought a reproduction Order of the Bath badge on eBay. The ones with gold and silver braid that you sew onto the breast of a jacket. You just go out otherwise unassuming but with a six inch glittery badge on your left chest and just chill with your boys or post up solo at the bar until someone comes to talk to you and you have an obvious conversation piece. My typical yarn is that I was deployed with UK forces somewhere and performed selfless acts that merited the awarding of this noble order by the queen. If pushed I will all but admit I saved Prince Harry's life in Afghanistan while one of his missions went awry. It works wonders and especially since this meghan markle shit the story just sells itself all that more. I got my brother to photoshop me into the crowd at their wedding and I have like a series of pictures on my phone from the "royal wedding" that looks like a camera roll and has its own folder and shit in the picture albums so it looks totally natural. Chicks dig it and it has worked flawlessly for me like 8 times. I used to go out with an Order of the Garter badge which is way bigger and has a prominent red cross in the middle so is much more striking, but one night I was running my schtick and talking about how the most noble order of the garter is the highest honor in british chivalry and can only be personally bestowed by the sovereign, but this girl i was macking on had some shrew friend with her who was an english lit major or british history or some bullshit so she knew all about it from jane austen or something and my flame went crashing pretty quickly, although i did manage to "go to the bathroom" before they pulled out their phones and read the wikipedia list of current members of the order. The best part of the flame is that because it is a foreign order and america DOES.NOT GIVE A FUCK about foreign honors or titles (it's in the fucking constitution), it's 100% legit and not illegal and can't get you wrapped up in some stolen valor shit. Even those guys who follow fake vets around at malls and try to expose them for youtube videos have nothing on me because I have perfected my craft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#37494426)

Date: June 13th, 2019 1:48 PM Author: fragrant aquamarine milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38383714)

Date: June 13th, 2019 1:52 PM Author: Carnelian orchestra pit mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38383725)

Date: June 18th, 2019 6:40 PM Author: slippery hall international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38407362)

Date: June 18th, 2019 6:50 PM Author: beta round eye dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38407404)

Date: June 21st, 2019 10:58 PM Author: fragrant aquamarine milk Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423286)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:10 PM Author: sapphire queen of the night Interesting. I always just relied on having charisma and looks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423324)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:13 PM Author: fragrant aquamarine milk amateur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423333)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:14 PM Author: walnut contagious friendly grandma rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423337)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:49 PM Author: fear-inspiring university haunted graveyard can't 180 this thread enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423463)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 12:19 AM Author: judgmental keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423532)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 3:11 PM Author: slippery hall international law enforcement agency The best part of the OP is that when he says "the best part of this flame is" he's both unironically describing the best part in the hypothetical scenario and signposting the most amusing segment of the flame thread. Next level shit there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38425148)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 7:45 PM Author: fear-inspiring university haunted graveyard cr absolute masterstroke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38426099)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:13 PM Author: judgmental keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#43824920)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:51 PM Author: hateful toilet seat regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423469)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 12:17 AM Author: Drab boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38423529)

Date: June 22nd, 2019 3:14 PM Author: fighting gold internal respiration Think this would work not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38425160)

Date: October 11th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: fragrant aquamarine milk NOT flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#38965209)

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Date: January 21st, 2022 9:33 PM Author: fragrant aquamarine milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#43824739)

Date: January 21st, 2022 9:34 PM Author: Motley police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#43824750)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:10 PM Author: Diverse charcoal garrison halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#43824902)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:14 PM Author: walnut contagious friendly grandma rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#43824935)

Date: January 21st, 2022 10:45 PM Author: dashing ultramarine newt whorehouse As a kid I got a stick of sealing wax, you light it like a candle and let the wax drip on what you want to seal, and a metal seal impression thing like they show in the movies, but it didn't work. I got it by mail order from some place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#43825106)

Date: March 31st, 2022 11:18 PM Author: fragrant aquamarine milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#44256719)

Date: September 30th, 2025 5:49 AM Author: beta-caryophyllene (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2в#49313618)