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Woman trying to date me told me older pussies are better

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick ...
Fishy pistol coffee pot
  08/30/25
Nightmarish
pontificating shitlib lay
  08/30/25
this change your mind? https://x.com/downbadcomment/statu...
bateful toilet seat locus
  08/31/25
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Fishy pistol coffee pot
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Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/31/25
God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar be...
impertinent partner property
  08/30/25
I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for ...
Fishy pistol coffee pot
  08/30/25
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impertinent partner property
  08/30/25
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Dull Lascivious Heaven
  08/31/25
The shuffleboard wizard
Emerald Razzle Resort
  08/31/25
That’s why they call her Leather Heather
exhilarant church building
  08/30/25
nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure w...
judgmental brethren
  08/30/25
It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter
henna supple mad-dog skullcap hell
  08/30/25
this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s cl...
ungodly milk
  08/30/25
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Fishy pistol coffee pot
  08/31/25
fuck my dick, this shit is dry
cowardly vivacious stage scourge upon the earth
  08/31/25
I'd rather jack off
Dull Lascivious Heaven
  08/31/25
Probably because it gets drier.
Jet brunch telephone
  08/30/25
ROTFLOL
Yellow roommate base
  08/31/25
grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp
bateful toilet seat locus
  08/31/25
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Dull Lascivious Heaven
  08/31/25
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Fishy pistol coffee pot
  08/31/25
Not hard to grasp. Older, droopier balls are better as wel...
cyan locale
  08/31/25
these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; yo...
Chartreuse deranged sneaky criminal station
  08/31/25
Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? ...
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  08/31/25
To be fair, "Oh, are you one of those guys who likes...
To be fair
  08/31/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Fishy pistol coffee pot

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick I knew growing up, goes there a lot. She's older (36 I think) and is always razzing me for having a young wife. She has told me i should try being her boyfriend. I don't take my wife to the bar cause I like to grind shuffleboard games without any distractions.

Heather is a successful local realtor and is always posted up at the bar in a powersuit and she tends to run the whole place with her banter. Tonight she starts in on me with "where's your wife? Is she still too young to get into a bar?". I try to laugh it off but she starts to get nasty. She says "you know older pussies get wetter and grip stronger. It's like how dads always can beat their son in wrestling." I couldn't tell if she was flirting or mocking me. I lost the next shuffleboard game as I was so put off and just went home. I am curious about her claims though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225182)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: pontificating shitlib lay

Nightmarish

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: bateful toilet seat locus

this change your mind?

https://x.com/downbadcomment/status/1961534308214345905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225559)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Fishy pistol coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225580)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49226678)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: impertinent partner property

God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar before they shut down. Such a 180 game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225186)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Fishy pistol coffee pot

I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for 3-4 hours while queuing up zoomer music on the jukebox until all the old people leave. Only one guy there is better than me, he is schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225189)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: impertinent partner property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225204)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: Dull Lascivious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225549)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: Emerald Razzle Resort

The shuffleboard wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225618)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: exhilarant church building

That’s why they call her Leather Heather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225188)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: judgmental brethren

nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure why the pussy would be the outlier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225192)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: henna supple mad-dog skullcap hell

It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225193)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: ungodly milk

this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s claims, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225223)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: Fishy pistol coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225541)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: cowardly vivacious stage scourge upon the earth

fuck my dick, this shit is dry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225552)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: Dull Lascivious Heaven

I'd rather jack off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225553)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Jet brunch telephone

Probably because it gets drier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225194)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Yellow roommate base

ROTFLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225544)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: bateful toilet seat locus

grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225546)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: Dull Lascivious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225550)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Fishy pistol coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225579)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:24 AM
Author: cyan locale

Not hard to grasp.

Older, droopier balls are better as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225573)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: Chartreuse deranged sneaky criminal station

these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; you could take them on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI_fOTDcBQE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49225593)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: daniel gay luis

Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? I think I could genuinely beat them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49226718)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

"Oh, are you one of those guys who likes young wet pussy? Lol..." *smirks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2в#49226717)