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Jamie Dimon IMPLORES Gen Z to get back in the wage cage

https://youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM You owe corporate ...
tripping point
  04/28/26
isnt he complete correct?
Sepia Big-titted Station
  04/28/26
He's spiritually jewish
Cowardly goal in life parlor
  04/28/26
(born Hymie Diamond)
Insane den
  04/28/26
Welcome to Athena, my friend
tripping point
  04/28/26
dont think you needed the word "spiritually" frien...
pontificating gas station
  04/28/26
Lol at those 15yo pics. Show his current aids-riddled mug
Aromatic chartreuse church pisswyrm
  04/28/26
cant stand that godawful faggot
pontificating gas station
  04/28/26
Why not? He's just trying to grow his bank.
tripping point
  04/28/26
He's not prestigious at all. He's an embarrassment. Almost a...
Snowy Massive Stag Film
  04/28/26
I've hit a nerve with the ibankers
tripping point
  04/28/26
LOL at this fucking loser hypercapitalist freak
Big chocolate useless brakes dilemma
  04/28/26
He REPRESENTS the WILL of the SHAREHOLDERS Look at this: ...
tripping point
  04/28/26
Yeah how are rich people supposed to keep gobbling up all th...
Big chocolate useless brakes dilemma
  04/28/26
I ask myself this every morning when I click buy on Nvidia.
tripping point
  04/28/26
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racy hell
  04/28/26
Greeks, Turks and Indians are much worse than Jews irt greed
racy hell
  04/28/26
(((Bankers))) live in constant fear that somewhere, someone ...
tantric jet institution affirmative action
  04/28/26
his business model is very fratty and chill. he just hangs o...
tripping point
  04/28/26
he's clearly a sociopath and also completely correct
violet impertinent university
  04/28/26
100% cr I would NEVER work for JP Morgan. I would live in...
tripping point
  04/28/26
it's boomer mentality to the max and I can say as someone wh...
violet impertinent university
  04/28/26
My boomer dad defends in person work to the hilt. It's all t...
tripping point
  04/28/26
No. People should spend their lives playing Call of Duty ins...
diverse emerald gaming laptop fortuitous meteor
  04/28/26
"semi-diseased shit" is right tbh
cerebral magical state
  04/28/26
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talented chrome lay mood
  04/28/26
He badly wanted to call it "this faggot work from home ...
Cowardly goal in life parlor
  04/29/26
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adulterous bearded knife
  04/29/26
Arpha
tripping point
  04/29/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: tripping point

https://youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM

You owe corporate America your CREATIVITY and UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. Give your best years of your life to feeding this machine. This company needs to GROW you miserably faggots!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849143)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Sepia Big-titted Station

isnt he complete correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849276)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Cowardly goal in life parlor

He's spiritually jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Insane den

(born Hymie Diamond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849240)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: tripping point

Welcome to Athena, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849270)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: pontificating gas station

dont think you needed the word "spiritually" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849281)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Aromatic chartreuse church pisswyrm

Lol at those 15yo pics. Show his current aids-riddled mug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849247)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: pontificating gas station

cant stand that godawful faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849279)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: tripping point

Why not? He's just trying to grow his bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849335)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Snowy Massive Stag Film

He's not prestigious at all. He's an embarrassment. Almost as embarrassing as Solomon running GS into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49850148)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: tripping point

I've hit a nerve with the ibankers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49850166)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Big chocolate useless brakes dilemma

LOL at this fucking loser hypercapitalist freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849342)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: tripping point

He REPRESENTS the WILL of the SHAREHOLDERS

Look at this:

NYSE: JPM

In 2022 it was worth a THIRD of what it is now. They 3x their investor's money. That's Jamie's job. He gets paid 43 mil every year to grow the value of the stock for investors. How are people supposed to get rich if Jamie doesn't force his shitployees to work hard? Hmm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849362)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Big chocolate useless brakes dilemma

Yeah how are rich people supposed to keep gobbling up all the wealth if the kids don't put the right Jewish numbers in the future machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849366)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: tripping point

I ask myself this every morning when I click buy on Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849372)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: racy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849378)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: racy hell

Greeks, Turks and Indians are much worse than Jews irt greed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849380)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: tantric jet institution affirmative action

(((Bankers))) live in constant fear that somewhere, someone out there is happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849405)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: tripping point

his business model is very fratty and chill. he just hangs on to cash and waits for other banks to fail by being to risky and then snaps them up. he's just bailing out his bros time and again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849415)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: violet impertinent university

he's clearly a sociopath and also completely correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849444)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: tripping point

100% cr

I would NEVER work for JP Morgan. I would live in poverty and beg for alms before putting in a day for this guy. That being said, as a SHAREHOLDER I demand that THEY get up and put on a suit and go work as hard as possible every day to grow my GREEDBUCKS. LOL! Get in the wagecage!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849460)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: violet impertinent university

it's boomer mentality to the max and I can say as someone who has been WFH for over a decade that this shit is toxic on a personal level.

the onerous though should be on him to prove and quantify the value of being in person. carting your ass an hour each way means you spend roughly 17 days per year commuting that you could spend being a more productive employee. forcing people into NYC offices means higher salaries. there's the cost of real estate and maintaining these offices.

end of the day wfh is probably saving JP morgan $$ but boomer jews like Dimon are just clinging to the old days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49850122)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: tripping point

My boomer dad defends in person work to the hilt. It's all these people have left. It's the suit and tie. It's grabbing lunch from the falafel cart. It's being able to lord it over somebody to their face. It's crucial imo. It's critical that you know your place in the hierarchy. If Dimon didn't have any peasants to stunt on what would he do?

Also boomers OWN the real estate. If they let everybody leave it wouldn't be worth anything. They will NEVER let you simply 'do NYC' somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49850143)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: diverse emerald gaming laptop fortuitous meteor

No. People should spend their lives playing Call of Duty instead of working and growing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849710)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: cerebral magical state

"semi-diseased shit" is right tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49849911)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: talented chrome lay mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49850074)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Cowardly goal in life parlor

He badly wanted to call it "this faggot work from home zoom shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49850969)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: adulterous bearded knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49850974)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: tripping point

Arpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2в#49851039)