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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?

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territorial costumed turdskin
  08/31/25
Make the price higher than average to filter out minorities
disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic
  08/31/25
what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"
chocolate ratface
  08/31/25
If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I jus...
territorial costumed turdskin
  08/31/25
Within seconds You have to preemptively make them filter ...
disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic
  08/31/25
cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?
territorial costumed turdskin
  08/31/25
Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/01/25
did u seriously NOT listen to the ONE instruction i gave u
disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic
  09/01/25
theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city ...
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/01/25
god ur stupid 1st off nigs come in all colors so you have...
disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic
  09/01/25
hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the country...
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/01/25
did you really base your plan on the idea that people would ...
Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor
  09/01/25
well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and vario...
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/02/25
then why the fuck would people who live within driving dista...
Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor
  09/02/25
hey its not a shithole
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/02/25
so people will want to come from some distance to stay there...
Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor
  09/02/25
i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of sem...
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/02/25
so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attrac...
Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor
  09/02/25
theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw...
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/02/25
it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guest...
Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor
  09/02/25
will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my kne...
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/02/25
a/s/l
Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor
  09/02/25
16/f/cali
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/02/25
17/f/fl, teehee
Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor
  09/02/25
wanna trade boob pics?
territorial costumed turdskin
  09/02/25
lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of no...
sepia misanthropic ceo heaven
  09/02/25
So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it i...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  09/21/25
Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account fo...
I don't collect things, I collect experiences
  09/21/25
I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp
Nippon Professional Baseball
  09/21/25
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in con...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  09/21/25


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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49226172)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic

Make the price higher than average to filter out minorities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49226173)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: chocolate ratface

what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49226182)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49226183)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic

Within seconds

You have to preemptively make them filter themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49226205)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49226210)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229868)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic

did u seriously NOT listen to the ONE instruction i gave u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229892)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229894)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed pistol psychic

god ur stupid

1st off nigs come in all colors so you have to shield your self from nigs no matter where you are

second i swear to god there is some government program where they will pay for any niggers "reasonably" priced airbnb

and they will bring like 50 fucking people to ur place and blast music and smoke weed and ur neighbors will call the cops and threaten to sue you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229896)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229898)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor

did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229910)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229916)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor

then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229921)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

hey its not a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229926)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor

so people will want to come from some distance to stay there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229928)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229930)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor

so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229939)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229941)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor

it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229952)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229953)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor

a/s/l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229956)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

16/f/cali

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229958)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Amethyst Arousing Tanning Salon Fortuitous Meteor

17/f/fl, teehee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229961)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: territorial costumed turdskin

wanna trade boob pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229963)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: sepia misanthropic ceo heaven

lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49229960)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49290249)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: I don't collect things, I collect experiences

Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49290279)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49290341)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2в#49290346)