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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry
  11/29/25
Women are 180
zippy love of her life
  11/29/25
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beady-eyed vengeful clown circlehead
  11/29/25
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zippy love of her life
  11/29/25
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Aquamarine round eye cruise ship
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zippy love of her life
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
floppy church building
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry
  11/29/25
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beady-eyed vengeful clown circlehead
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
soggy depressive
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
soggy depressive
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Motley aqua yarmulke
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Burgundy Ceo
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Vermilion water buffalo corner
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Carmine lettuce trust fund
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
disrespectful chocolate party of the first part dog poop
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Carmine lettuce trust fund
  11/29/25
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soggy depressive
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Zombie-like messiness state
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
floppy church building
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
salmon confused reading party lay
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
floppy church building
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
vivacious public bath toilet seat
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: zippy love of her life

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed vengeful clown circlehead



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: zippy love of her life



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine round eye cruise ship



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: zippy love of her life



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: floppy church building

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed vengeful clown circlehead



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: soggy depressive

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: soggy depressive

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Motley aqua yarmulke

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Burgundy Ceo

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Vermilion water buffalo corner

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Ivory lascivious gas station dingle berry

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Carmine lettuce trust fund

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: disrespectful chocolate party of the first part dog poop

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Carmine lettuce trust fund

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: soggy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness state

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: floppy church building

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: salmon confused reading party lay

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: floppy church building

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: vivacious public bath toilet seat

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2в#49490030)