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Update on the subordinate I slept with

I got a call from HR. I was a bit unnerved but not really, s...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/13/25
Hope it works out The company I've been employed at for yea...
zombie-like set
  10/14/25
What
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/14/25
...
Bisexual brunch
  10/18/25
...
Olive mildly autistic space boiling water
  10/18/25
promising shtick plz keep it going hopefully we can get ...
learning disabled carnelian knife
  10/14/25
All too real. The dynamics are complex but I feel alive agai...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/14/25
someone who makes you feel this alive should have a nickname...
Ruddy Hairraiser Shrine
  10/14/25
Bezos wasn’t her boss though.
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/14/25
...
Ruby institution dingle berry
  10/18/25
...
primrose wonderful property fanboi
  11/08/25
Today she invited me to her office locations Christmas party...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/15/25
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learning disabled carnelian knife
  10/15/25
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chestnut exhilarant really tough guy
  10/15/25
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Slippery Roast Beef Mexican
  10/14/25
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Bonkers irradiated area giraffe
  10/19/25
as we get closer to the megaposter stuff, your subordinate f...
cerebral dull kitty cat lodge
  10/15/25
Maybe I can throw in some creep shots after the holiday part...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/15/25
this could be schtick of the year if you follow through
chestnut exhilarant really tough guy
  10/15/25
...
learning disabled carnelian knife
  10/18/25
...
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  10/18/25
She slacked me today to say she “threw me under the bu...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
women r the devil
Charismatic Forum Lettuce
  10/18/25
actually it was compliance but I thought it would be fun to ...
Exciting Sex Offender
  11/03/25
You are going to be fired for this
grizzly school
  10/18/25
Is it frowned upon?
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
You will be told that you had a duty to report any relations...
grizzly school
  10/19/25
I don’t think so.
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
get her pregnant
Ruby institution dingle berry
  10/18/25
...
turquoise lascivious corner party of the first part
  10/19/25
Describe the sex. Any ass play? Hairy bush?
sickened office
  10/18/25
I was very drunk. She sucked my cock to get me hard. Then sh...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
Also, she was on her period but I didn’t realize it be...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
complete twist from your other post
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  10/18/25
There are layers to this thing
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
"wife was pissed so wasn’t home" Is this ...
federal dragon home
  10/18/25
I didn’t get home until mid morning. Yes this was hard...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
You got blood on your sheets at home? You don’t wash y...
walnut newt chapel
  10/19/25
I had been drinking for like 18 plus hours straight at that ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
Club Mandingo fan?
cream public bath psychic
  10/20/25
I think we left the club at 5am, went to her hotel, was ther...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
did you tongue her asshole? did she tongue yours? answer the...
sickened office
  10/21/25
Can someone link the original post?
Spectacular preventive strike halford
  10/18/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782887&mc=66&a...
federal dragon home
  10/18/25
Not a fan of this tbh The fact the relationship has to be...
twinkling medicated legal warrant
  10/18/25
The whole thing does feel very unnatural
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
TITCR. Never do this. Specifically, someone you actually hav...
Electric temple
  10/19/25
I wish I hadn’t. I actually regret the 5 hours of rapi...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/19/25
There’s great wisdom in the idea that (setting aside t...
Electric temple
  10/19/25
Yeah it’s obviously good advice but people actually in...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/19/25
"The one good thing is she’s a legit high perform...
grizzly school
  10/19/25
I think there’s a lot more likely scenarios. A coworke...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
"Or maybe even her feeling like I’m not pushing h...
grizzly school
  10/20/25
There are already a ton, including one that said “you ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
back into the box tp
Sick adventurous ceo point
  10/20/25
“one of our spouses finding evidence” Wait th...
ebony striped hyena boistinker
  10/20/25
Yes, and recently
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
Since we’re just anonymous pals on the internet and I ...
Electric temple
  10/19/25
I don’t think I was thinking with my dick when we text...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
This is much gayer
onyx talented turdskin ladyboy
  11/02/25
I just texted with her for like 5 hours straight. We talked ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/18/25
such as?
galvanic emerald quadroon
  10/20/25
I believe I said I want to kiss you at one point. She said I...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
yikes
galvanic emerald quadroon
  10/20/25
Yup
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  10/25/25
Your age and hers? Your total comp and hers?
pungent theater therapy
  10/19/25
43, think she’s 32 I am at over 500k all in plus equi...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
this could potentially go very wrong for you. i think you...
Startling clown
  10/20/25
I’m aware. I was in such a funk that I think I just we...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
suicide at 35 is seeming more and more like the CR option fo...
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  10/20/25
...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/20/25
Juan Veinte
Bisexual brunch
  10/21/25
...
mauve bat-shit-crazy indian lodge gaping
  10/25/25
“Slacks” is a tell that you don’t have a r...
Pontificating Fishy Hall
  10/20/25
Update - things are relatively stable. We reverted to a week...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/25/25
“never seen anything like it” And yet it woul...
Bisexual brunch
  10/25/25
1 It’s hard to “stop” because what is the ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/25/25
lol, I’m sure it’ll be different for you
Bisexual brunch
  10/25/25
I realize there’s lots of risk. What I should have don...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/25/25
...
Vibrant buff heaven digit ratio
  10/25/25
...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  10/25/25
SHE IS GOING TO DESTROY HER OWN MARRIAGE AND TELL HER HUSBAN...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  10/25/25
Why would she do that?
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/25/25
lol brother
Startling clown
  10/25/25
...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  10/25/25
...
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  10/25/25
...
Bisexual brunch
  10/25/25
...
Fighting Light Juggernaut Potus
  10/29/25
...
Exciting Sex Offender
  10/29/25
Yeah, women aren't like that. Trust me. I know these things.
Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot
  10/29/25
O fortuitous disgruntled lover!
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  10/25/25
Most boring flame in years. The most explicit You've gotten...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  10/25/25
...
cream public bath psychic
  10/25/25
We chatted for a few hours last night from like 11-1am. She ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/29/25
You’re so fucked, I really hope this is flame
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  10/29/25
Normally mostly, cr.
misunderstood 180 dopamine
  10/29/25
Why?
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/29/25
this sounds like a potential disaster. be careful.
Startling clown
  10/29/25
OP, you should really take note if Zurich thinks it’s ...
Bisexual brunch
  10/29/25
i was going to say he sounds exactly like me in late 2020, f...
Startling clown
  10/29/25
How is it any more a potential disaster than before? I alrea...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/29/25
you are falling in love with this chick. you need to be ...
Startling clown
  10/29/25
Did you actually leave for her, or it just fucked you up and...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/30/25
i left for her. i was bad off with booze at the time (oddly ...
Startling clown
  10/30/25
why did your wife take you back?
milky depressive
  10/30/25
who knows
Startling clown
  10/30/25
loser
cerebral dull kitty cat lodge
  11/02/25
Seeing lots of parallels. I’m also a hard boozer and d...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/31/25
my booze and drug addiction (with a lot of dabbling in prost...
Startling clown
  10/31/25
My wife is also fed up with me and it’s tough being ar...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/31/25
"whatever it is we are doing" lol @ this level ...
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  10/29/25
...
curious know-it-all pozpig church building
  10/29/25
...
rose contagious location
  10/29/25
Pro tip: when a woman tells you that she will handle things ...
Bisexual brunch
  10/30/25
Hey retard you gave a woman -- A WOMAN -- total control over...
arousing main people sanctuary
  10/30/25
Great pics
Gaped den affirmative action
  10/30/25
...
Bisexual brunch
  10/30/25
absolutely devastating
Narrow-minded locale idea he suggested
  10/30/25
...
cream public bath psychic
  10/30/25
rare EPAH CR
Bespoke big cruise ship
  10/31/25
...
galvanic emerald quadroon
  11/02/25
Today, she said “[if you ever visit my city] I am your...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  10/30/25
You're in a relationship with another man's wife. You're hav...
rose contagious location
  10/30/25
this. your wife would possibly be more upset about this than...
Startling clown
  10/30/25
...
rose contagious location
  10/30/25
...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  10/30/25
She probably feels like such a bad bitch - ur doomed
Bisexual brunch
  10/30/25
...
unholy crystalline ratface
  11/01/25
180 i like her too
Ruby institution dingle berry
  11/01/25
Another 5am session last night. Ended with her husband comin...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/01/25
When are you gonna smash again
rose contagious location
  11/01/25
We aren’t going to see each other in person for months...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/01/25
Do you ever talk about the time you cheated on your spouses ...
rose contagious location
  11/02/25
She said she avoids saying my name in public because she rem...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
This is deeply disturbing but also kind of 180 at the same t...
rose contagious location
  11/02/25
Yeah this is gonna end extremely poorly for OP, that other g...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/02/25
...
rose contagious location
  11/02/25
Honestly, I doubt it. Maybe I’m delusional but I am we...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
You're 100% delusional and this is gonna blow up in your fac...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/02/25
I was really retarded but it happened and now I’m tryi...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
Yeah texting all night and having hourslong conversations ab...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/02/25
Yeah, I’m failing.
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
Do you crave the conversations or the sex more
rose contagious location
  11/02/25
The sex isn’t an option because we are across the coun...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
Nigga you in love
rose contagious location
  11/02/25
Lmfao - ur insane.
Bisexual brunch
  11/02/25
What is your recommendation. Cold turkey cut her off? She is...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
Start looking for a new job ASAP or take a leave of absence....
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/02/25
I have golden handcuffs, way too much equity riding to ever ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
I'm sure your financial situation will improve when your wif...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/02/25
I have a prenup.
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
Perfect. Divorce shouldn't impact your life at all then, sou...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/02/25
lulz
trip range roommate
  11/02/25
I predict either you or your subordinate will be discovered ...
Olive mildly autistic space boiling water
  11/02/25
That is definitely a concern. We need to slow things down an...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
lol, that out to do it
Bisexual brunch
  11/02/25
...
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  11/02/25
...
rose contagious location
  11/02/25
...
Peach market laser beams
  11/03/25
Yeah, at the bare minimum, you need to improve your OpSec. S...
Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot
  11/02/25
none of that is gonna help when the stupid WOMAN blows up he...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/02/25
There is nothing the OP can do to avoid that risk. But he sh...
Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot
  11/03/25
Describe her cans and panties This is a middle aged law s...
rose contagious location
  11/02/25
What's the rest of the executive team like? Is this a Mad M...
pungent theater therapy
  11/02/25
OP is the indian lawyer guy from Margin Call
Ruby institution dingle berry
  11/02/25
Mostly conservative dudes, company in general is mostly dude...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/02/25
Then you can GUARANTEE none of them will stand up for you.
Bisexual brunch
  11/03/25
OP, you are in a difficult position. you mentioned going col...
Startling clown
  11/03/25
He's in love with this bitch and vice versa. RIP in peace.
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
yeah, that's why i figure he won't actually do this. what he...
Startling clown
  11/03/25
I haven't had feelings like OP is describing since I was in ...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
i poasted about this recently, but i fell for this girl at ...
Startling clown
  11/03/25
Yes it could happen to any of us. I have cheated before in L...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
You’re probably right. But yeah, I can’t do it. ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/03/25
What do you text about? Do you ever tell her she has a great...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
best, most subtle flame we’ve seen around these parts ...
galvanic emerald quadroon
  11/03/25
this shit happens all the fucking time at workplaces across ...
Peach market laser beams
  11/03/25
people fucking colleagues is believable but this is xo
galvanic emerald quadroon
  11/03/25
...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
this doesn't make any sense, does it? i thought it was prett...
unholy crystalline ratface
  11/03/25
HR people are literally people with a college degree and zer...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
...
unholy crystalline ratface
  11/03/25
do you have any major gripes about your wife? you seem prett...
Peach market laser beams
  11/03/25
I love my wife a lot but we haven’t had real physical ...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/03/25
just remember that this woman will eventually become critica...
Peach market laser beams
  11/03/25
While this all may be 100% true clearly OP needs his side ch...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
because it's fresh. most of the time people cheat, come t...
Peach market laser beams
  11/03/25
Cr. No one can predict where this is going. Right now it's w...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
LJL you abhor cheating, except when it involves my wife slee...
Startling clown
  11/03/25
1) i'm not the one doing the cheating, my gf is on board and...
Peach market laser beams
  11/03/25
Yes, this all makes rational sense but I feel like exploring...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/03/25
i appreciate your honesty and content generation. i'm not go...
Peach market laser beams
  11/03/25
The writing by OP is top tier. Should consider being a roman...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
Yeah, the OP is clearly aware that this is a stupid idea, bu...
Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot
  11/03/25
zurich is 100% right and knows his shit in this domain. OP y...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/03/25
...
rose contagious location
  11/03/25
one thing to remember is that the "new" feeling, e...
Startling clown
  11/03/25
you're one of the wisest poasters we have
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/03/25
i mean on bullshit like this, i'm likely the foremost expert...
Startling clown
  11/03/25
my work wife affair is ending in divorce. you could have per...
diverse massive pit
  11/03/25
he also knows how things worked out for me - i got locked up...
Startling clown
  11/03/25
Last night she went out with her colleagues to celebrate a d...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/05/25
Have you considered finding a covert way to meet up with her...
rose contagious location
  11/05/25
We live too far away. There’s no real excuse to do thi...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/05/25
When she said I stole you I think she wanted you to say I st...
rose contagious location
  11/05/25
she was 100% just drunk
Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo
  11/06/25
Perfect opportunity to lay it on thick
rose contagious location
  11/06/25
Find God
Bisexual brunch
  11/05/25
when are you guys going to get sick of this telenovella writ...
galvanic emerald quadroon
  11/06/25
yeah good point this sucks let's get a million more vids of ...
Honey-headed dashing reading party
  11/06/25
russian invaders aren’t “randos” they ...
galvanic emerald quadroon
  11/06/25
...
cream public bath psychic
  11/06/25
...
Peach market laser beams
  11/06/25
...
Lake becky locus
  11/06/25
...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/06/25
...
Razzle crackhouse
  11/06/25
...
Startling clown
  11/08/25
Things continue to progress. We text first thing and talk un...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/06/25
what's her age and what does she look like give us someth...
rose contagious location
  11/06/25
She’s 32 I’m 43. She’s blonde and thin, ve...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/06/25
Hot af
rose contagious location
  11/06/25
180 story
chrome station rigpig
  11/06/25
I was pissed about something after work last night. I went t...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/08/25
This flame sucked hard until the psychic angle
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/08/25
She also said I need to be worried about leaving her alone a...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/08/25
...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/08/25
having been involved in a number of incidents like this irl,...
Startling clown
  11/09/25
told you you’d be nervous when your wife handles your ...
Olive mildly autistic space boiling water
  11/08/25
JFC you are still texting her via your standard text message...
Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot
  11/08/25
This thread is getting super gay
Bisexual brunch
  11/08/25
it’s been there for a while now
galvanic emerald quadroon
  11/10/25
Can I fuck her on your behalf?
Ruby institution dingle berry
  11/08/25
We texted again last night until 4am. She said it made her s...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/09/25
Simultaneously 180 and 120. I know this feeling. At this poi...
Startling clown
  11/09/25
You’re probably right. Sigh
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/09/25
It's nice to know that otherwise quite smart Professional a...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/09/25
...
rose contagious location
  11/09/25
A stereographic type projection maps The origin to one or b...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/09/25
...
rose contagious location
  11/09/25
...
Peach market laser beams
  11/09/25
Dude, if you want to blow up your marriage for this chick, j...
Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot
  11/09/25
...
diverse massive pit
  11/09/25
180 SCYHB
rose contagious location
  11/09/25
This reminds me of the height of my relationship with the bo...
rose contagious location
  11/09/25
This poast itself is unbelievable. "These people are i...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/09/25
Welcome back FizzKidd
rose contagious location
  11/09/25
I'm not, but odd you think that any poa Who gives you any m...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/09/25
Yeah I'm not the one hiding behind an unrecognizable moniker...
rose contagious location
  11/09/25
Ah yes, known poaster "Goy 2". Stay mad, retard. ...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/09/25
Yeah you're definitely the sane healthy one
rose contagious location
  11/09/25
You know you've lost the moment that you claim To be a poas...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/09/25
A potential complication is she told a couple of female cowo...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/09/25
Have both of you considered getting AI-boyfriends/girlfriend...
federal dragon home
  11/13/25
At last, a real-world use for chatbot slop
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/13/25
https://x.com/osint613/status/1988575694297727396?s=46
federal dragon home
  11/13/25
The ring just squeezing on her porky finger
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/13/25
Our level of interaction is hitting unsustainable highs. Hou...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/14/25
when is the kid due? if its around MPM you have a shot at a ...
Peach market laser beams
  11/14/25
...
mauve bat-shit-crazy indian lodge gaping
  11/14/25
...
Jade misanthropic generalized bond
  11/14/25
...
Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot
  11/14/25
If she lived in the area would you drill her at least once a...
rose contagious location
  11/14/25
A lot more than that. I’d probably find excuses for lo...
Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay
  11/14/25
While your wife is pregnant? You are a very sick individual....
rose contagious location
  11/14/25
this is incredibly common.
Peach market laser beams
  11/14/25
Guys just get horny when their wife won't put out so they go...
rose contagious location
  11/14/25
as opposed to moral versions of cheatmoing? of course it's f...
Peach market laser beams
  11/14/25
I cheated out of vanity. Also I was like 20. And I couldn't ...
rose contagious location
  11/14/25
well then consider whether dudes who didn't cheat out of van...
Peach market laser beams
  11/14/25
birth of the kid is going to drive you into her arms more (a...
Startling clown
  11/14/25
imagine not fucking gary for months
Peach market laser beams
  11/14/25
i'd like to imagine you not putting your turdpenis into her
Startling clown
  11/14/25
? are you saying you wanna see the vids or start watching...
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I got a call from HR. I was a bit unnerved but not really, seemed inconceivable there’d be an issue, I still get along great with her and we haven’t missed a beat. Only strange thing is we never talk about it, instead seemed to have channeled the whole thing into actual work - late night phone calls and slacks about this or that email or thing we want to accomplish.

Anyway, turns out she asked HR about relocating to my city and they wanted to know how I feel about that. They said she’s clearly extremely engaged at work and I’m done an amazing job with the team. Wanted to laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49347687)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: zombie-like set

Hope it works out

The company I've been employed at for years was revealed as having an extremely spotty record wrt its female employees and women's issues in the workplace so I'm probably going to be quitting and finding a lower tech position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49347706)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49347732)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357984)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Olive mildly autistic space boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358227)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: learning disabled carnelian knife

promising shtick plz keep it going

hopefully we can get some work holiday party action this december

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49347709)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

All too real. The dynamics are complex but I feel alive again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49347735)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Ruddy Hairraiser Shrine

someone who makes you feel this alive should have a nickname. you should call her your "alive girl".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49347746)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Bezos wasn’t her boss though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49347750)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Ruby institution dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357821)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: primrose wonderful property fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49412056)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Today she invited me to her office locations Christmas party. I told her I wouldn’t be able to swing it and she got pouty about it. I’m going to another office where her female rival works. I told her I plan to swing by her location soon though and she said “ooo things I like to hear.” I also told her we’re going to be particularly busy the next couple months with a project and she’s like “is it weird that really excites me?” This should be an interesting ride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49349904)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: learning disabled carnelian knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49350307)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: chestnut exhilarant really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49350311)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Slippery Roast Beef Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49349183)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Bonkers irradiated area giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360539)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: cerebral dull kitty cat lodge

as we get closer to the megaposter stuff, your subordinate figures to be more interesting if she's like your younger sister or something along those lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49349906)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 1:58 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Maybe I can throw in some creep shots after the holiday party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49349973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: chestnut exhilarant really tough guy

this could be schtick of the year if you follow through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49350312)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: learning disabled carnelian knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357831)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357979)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

She slacked me today to say she “threw me under the bus with HR”. Then she wrote “actually it was compliance but I thought it would be fun to say HR.” Later she called me from the gym with her sister, topic turned to my weekend plans. I told her my wife has a school reunion. She asked how many years. I had no idea, so we worked it back from her age (wife is 29). She said wow lucky man, forgot she was that young. She then slacked me at like 10pm to confirm her next travel plans to my city. Well, at least life is interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357329)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: Charismatic Forum Lettuce

women r the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357331)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Exciting Sex Offender

actually it was compliance but I thought it would be fun to say HR haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399118)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: grizzly school

You are going to be fired for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357369)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:20 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Is it frowned upon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357376)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: grizzly school

You will be told that you had a duty to report any relationship involving a conflict of interest, which would include a romantic relationship with a subordinate whose pay and tasks you control, so that the company could evaluate how to handle that (e.g., changing the reporting structure). You will technically be fired for not reporting, as opposed to there being per se something inappropriate about a romantic relationship. (Of course there is something per se inappropriate in these circumstances but the company will rely on the technical aspect of not reporting a conflict).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360426)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I don’t think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361374)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Ruby institution dingle berry

get her pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357838)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: turquoise lascivious corner party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49359988)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: sickened office

Describe the sex. Any ass play? Hairy bush?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357915)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I was very drunk. She sucked my cock to get me hard. Then she crawled on top of me. She said I was going too fast and we should slow down, almost in a bossy way, turned me on. Then she got really romantic, wanting to make it some special moment, and kept saying my name over and over as she kind of built a cocoon around us with her long golden blonde hair, staring into my eyes and saying my name over and over until I came in her. Then I immediately left, had to get home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357967)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Also, she was on her period but I didn’t realize it because I was drunk so I had blood all over me when I got home. On my shirt especially. Got some on our sheets because I fingered her and then my finger was scrawling blood all over. Fortunately wife was pissed so wasn’t home and when I woke up had time to cover it all up and shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357971)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo

complete twist from your other post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49357982)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

There are layers to this thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358018)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: federal dragon home

"wife was pissed so wasn’t home"

Is this meant to parse as your wife staying out all night drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358077)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I didn’t get home until mid morning. Yes this was hard to explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358295)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: walnut newt chapel

You got blood on your sheets at home? You don’t wash your hands when you get home???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360536)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I had been drinking for like 18 plus hours straight at that point. I wasn’t thinking straight, just saw no one was home and plopped into bed. Woke up and saw blood. Thank god wife wasn’t actually waiting for me at home or she’d have noticed it for sure. My shirt especially had blood all over it. Had to wash everything and flip the pillows and suggest we wash the next morning. Then snuck it in laundry without her noticing the huge blood stains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49362575)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: cream public bath psychic

Club Mandingo fan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361199)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I think we left the club at 5am, went to her hotel, was there a few hours, stumbled home with phone dead. I made up a story about falling asleep on a park bench. This led to a bunch of stuff about how I have an out of control alcohol problem to do that but I thought it preferable all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49362583)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: sickened office

did you tongue her asshole? did she tongue yours? answer the question (and poast pics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49364976)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Spectacular preventive strike halford

Can someone link the original post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358083)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: federal dragon home

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782887&mc=66&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358184)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: twinkling medicated legal warrant

Not a fan of this tbh

The fact the relationship has to be mediated through work is really really gay and depressing, talking about "projects" and her little quip about compliance is really deflating imo

its insane we alloweed women into the workforce this is a giant retarded scam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358194)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

The whole thing does feel very unnatural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358292)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Electric temple

TITCR. Never do this. Specifically, someone you actually have to engage in real work with. A secretary or paralegal whose biggest concern is where they went to lunch that day is different, but not someone you’re actually “on projects” with. Could not imagine doing it, flipping between flirting and digging into the status of Project Blue with some chick, would blow my brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49359175)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I wish I hadn’t. I actually regret the 5 hours of rapid fire drunk texting that broke the dam open yesterday the most. We were doing so well just putting it away and stupidly just pulled at the string. Now it’s something more and harder to shove back in. Really dumb move on my end. Now I don’t even know what talking with her looks like or if she starts randomly sending me late night texts that I have to try to hide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49359944)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Electric temple

There’s great wisdom in the idea that (setting aside the immorality of it) if you’re gonna fuck someone who’s not your wife you do it with the random conference slut at the bar in Austin and call it a day. Fucking your coworker, nanny, neighbor, sister in law, etc., anyone who is routinely in your life, is inviting trouble. My earnest advice to you would be to try to cauterize the wound, don’t ever do it again, and try to get her to see it’s beneficial to move on too. By the way even if she doesn’t blow up your marriage she will perpetually have you by the balls at work so you better get ready to unequivocally support every retarded idea she ever has until she quits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360176)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Yeah it’s obviously good advice but people actually in your life are for obvious reasons the most likely source of affairs. Coworkers more than anything because you’re constantly working together and can develop a rapport that spills over when you move it to another context like after work drinks. And yeah the wound was cauterizing until we randomly picked at it over the weekend two weeks later. Now it’s harder because she seems to prefer it in open now. She sent me a message today that I ignored. The one good thing is she’s a legit high performer and looks up to me a lot about work stuff so I don’t really expect work work issues beyond that she may feel weird if I pull back. Messy stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360600)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: grizzly school

"The one good thing is she’s a legit high performer and looks up to me a lot about work stuff so I don’t really expect work work issues beyond that she may feel weird if I pull back."

6 months later: She has put in about 20/mins per day of work over the past half year, when it comes time she is performance managed, the story is "Rage Problems is just sabotaging me because I refused to continue the brief affair that he coercively forced me into"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360695)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I think there’s a lot more likely scenarios. A coworker noticing something, or one of our spouses finding evidence, etc. Or maybe even her feeling like I’m not pushing hard enough for a comp adjustment and wondering if it’s because I want to avoid appearance of favoring her. A rival getting something she wants. All probably more likely than a very ambitious employee who makes work a priority suddenly becoming bad at her job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361144)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: grizzly school

"Or maybe even her feeling like I’m not pushing hard enough for a comp adjustment and wondering if it’s because I want to avoid appearance of favoring her. A rival getting something she wants."

Yes, probably more likely. Same result for you. "Rage Problems denied me the compensation adjustment I merited because I refused to continue the brief affair he coercively forced upon me." "Rage Problems is giving favorable treatment in work assignments to a co-worker because I refused to continue the brief affair he coercively forced upon me." If she's a very ambitious, intelligent lawyer, she's going to realize that you handed her the ability to coast at her job, shielded from any criticism, then leave with a 24 month severance package offered by HR to shut her up. This will be a "resignation" to avoid any career stigma to her, then she'll just move onto the next role with a couple hundred grand in her pocket. I work in this area, this is how these stories play out. Seems you are betting on "spurned female lawyer logically accepts affair was a bad idea, will not use it to her advantage, and fastidiously refocuses herself in a business-like way on company goals", good luck buddy

At this point your best move may actually be to bang her again, ensuring you have many messages making explicitly clear the whole thing is/was consensual, otherwise she's possibly going to say you raped her in that hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361233)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

There are already a ton, including one that said “you should be more careful, women are a bit crazy these days,” but I panic deleted them to make sure I didn’t have anything on my phone. She is not quiet about her support of me at work, including post hookup. Her suddenly claiming that seems the least likely scenario. I honestly think it’s very unlikely she will ever try to leverage it for anything too. It’s more that if I came out it would be a logistical mess. There would be no easy solution to have her report to anyone but me without demoting her or it coming across like a demotion. We would have to just say it was a one time thing and everyone is over it and hope that is the end of it. I think that is plausible now if I can get it back into the box, but if we continue down this path one or both of us will catch real feelings and it will be hard to have a real working relationship when that falls apart or one of us wants more or wants to break it off. That’s why I need to stop being a dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361324)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Sick adventurous ceo point

back into the box tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361333)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: ebony striped hyena boistinker

“one of our spouses finding evidence”

Wait this chick is married?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361281)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Yes, and recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361313)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Electric temple

Since we’re just anonymous pals on the internet and I don’t have to be tactful: I think that’s a retarded after the fact justification. You need to stop thinking with your dick before your life gets blown up. Not saying this to be malicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360722)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I don’t think I was thinking with my dick when we texted. There’s no chance of a hookup anytime soon, likely won’t see her for a month or two at least. That was more just tension release and curiosity on how we each felt about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361327)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: onyx talented turdskin ladyboy

This is much gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395140)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I just texted with her for like 5 hours straight. We talked about everything. I am now on written record saying a ton of shit to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49358908)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:17 AM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon

such as?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361160)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I believe I said I want to kiss you at one point. She said I should behave myself. Then she asked me to describe in detail what I want to do to her. Fortunately for didn’t go down that path. No sexting. Just lots of emotional talk. Felt like a date. She asked a lot of stuff to get to know my backstory more. Our opinions on things. I don’t even know how we texted so long. I didn’t have it in me to reread the whole thing. I tried to delete them one by one but it was hundreds and hundreds of messages, just panic deleted the whole conversation because I was out and about with my wife the next day and I was worried she’d somehow notice it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361370)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361388)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361418)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373622)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: pungent theater therapy

Your age and hers?

Your total comp and hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49360617)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

43, think she’s 32

I am at over 500k all in plus equity

She is at around 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361331)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Startling clown

this could potentially go very wrong for you.

i think you described elsewhere, but how often do you have sex with your wife? you might want to focus on shoring that up (if there's an issue) there and gently disengage from this situation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361426)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I’m aware. I was in such a funk that I think I just went blind to potential consequences and wanted to feel something again. Have only had sex with wife like twice in last 7-8 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361472)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo

suicide at 35 is seeming more and more like the CR option for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361572)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49362222)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch

Juan Veinte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49365133)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: mauve bat-shit-crazy indian lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373638)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:14 AM
Author: Pontificating Fishy Hall

“Slacks” is a tell that you don’t have a real job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49361193)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Update - things are relatively stable. We reverted to a week of mostly just work-related messages. But we seem to continue to find excuses to talk well into the evening. I’m surprised how flirty she sounds when I know her husband is nearby. One time I heard the sounds of cooking and she mentioned it was her husband. I immediately said I’ll talk to her later, and she was like “yeah talk tomorrow” and then dropped to a lower tone “or later”. Our instagram seems to have also taken on a life of its own to signal what we may be doing that makes it clear we’re not around our spouses. If she sees I’m at a bar late she’ll start messaging me. Last night I was drunk when she did that and I said “I want you” and she kind of skirted by it, but kept peppering me with questions. What a strange thing I’ve gotten myself into it, never seen anything like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373575)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Bisexual brunch

“never seen anything like it”

And yet it would be impossible to be more cliched. This will end badly if you keep at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373579)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

1 It’s hard to “stop” because what is the “it” I am stopping? If I suddenly went cold and kept it strictly professional then our whole work dynamic would change and she might feel like I’m punishing her, doesn’t seem like a great idea. The actually inappropriate conversation is pretty minimal without knowing subtext.

2 I don’t really want it to go away. Life has been kind of depressing lately, feels like a nice spark. And I’ve already had the risk, doesn’t seem to compound just by keeping whatever emotional entanglement we have going on alive for at least a while longer. Probably more risk trying to wind it down to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373606)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Bisexual brunch

lol, I’m sure it’ll be different for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373610)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I realize there’s lots of risk. What I should have done is not fucked her to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373614)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Vibrant buff heaven digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373965)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373625)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

SHE IS GOING TO DESTROY HER OWN MARRIAGE AND TELL HER HUSBAND ALL YOUR INFO AND HE IS GOING TO TELL YOUR WIFE IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND MURDER YOU IF YOU ARE NOT I SINCERELY HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373590)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Why would she do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373609)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Startling clown

lol brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373637)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373655)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49374063)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49374152)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Fighting Light Juggernaut Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49385437)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49386393)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot

Yeah, women aren't like that. Trust me. I know these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49386350)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo

O fortuitous disgruntled lover!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49374067)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

Most boring flame in years. The most explicit

You've gotten is one sexcapade with blood.

So hurry up and just go on a bender

Destroying what's left of your marriage now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49373634)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cream public bath psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49374338)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

We chatted for a few hours last night from like 11-1am. She said she thinks I’ll be the first one to sour on whatever it is we are doing. I said yeah what’s weird to me is how fluently we move between work mode and whatever it is mode sometimes within sentences. I guess this is why they tell people not to do this kind of stuff. She said too late. I guess we’ll find out if we can handle it. I said happy to be on the journey with you. The whole conversation basically just served to tell each other in a round about way that we’re emotionally entangled. Then we wished each other a good sleep and promptly slacked at 7am about work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49384388)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

You’re so fucked, I really hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49384421)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: misunderstood 180 dopamine

Normally mostly, cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49384435)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49386184)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Startling clown

this sounds like a potential disaster. be careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49384570)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch

OP, you should really take note if Zurich thinks it’s a bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49385660)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Startling clown

i was going to say he sounds exactly like me in late 2020, falling in love with another woman, etc.

as we all know, it led to my life unraveling. i got lucky and my wife took me back. i'd imagine that is a rarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49386265)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

How is it any more a potential disaster than before? I already fucked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49386185)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: Startling clown

you are falling in love with this chick.

you need to be sure you can control that and turn it off when you need to. i wasn't able to, and i left my wife/family and my whole life blew up (i went to jail and the psych ward before drying out). i luckily got everything back, but most women would have written me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49386268)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Did you actually leave for her, or it just fucked you up and you spiraled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49387331)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Startling clown

i left for her. i was bad off with booze at the time (oddly enough i quit doing coke around that time) and just went totally out of control.

i sobered up about a year later (after going to jail for DV, and the cops taking me to the psych ward a couple months after). once i got sober i realized what i'd done and that i actually still loved my wife. long story short, i un-fucked the situation, but this was a 1 in 1000 odds kinda outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388490)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: milky depressive

why did your wife take you back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388495)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Startling clown

who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388520)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: cerebral dull kitty cat lodge

loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395195)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Seeing lots of parallels. I’m also a hard boozer and do coke from time to time. You’re right I’m catching feelings for this chick and vice versa. I can’t remember the last time we didn’t check in early morning and late at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49391010)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Startling clown

my booze and drug addiction (with a lot of dabbling in prostitutes) led my wife to pretty much give up on me beacuse i was of no help and even when i was home and not traveling for work, i wasn't present. so she was emotionally detached. that led me to look for an actual emotional connection and then BAM life spiral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49391037)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

My wife is also fed up with me and it’s tough being around her. Also made me search around for a connection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49391092)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo

"whatever it is we are doing"

lol @ this level of self-denial

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49385434)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: curious know-it-all pozpig church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49385438)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49386411)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch

Pro tip: when a woman tells you that she will handle things with less emotion than you LMFAO UR ALL GONNA DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49387830)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: arousing main people sanctuary

Hey retard you gave a woman -- A WOMAN -- total control over blowing up ur life. There are approximately a halford number of reasons why she will blow it all up. Exciting part is you never know when it will be!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49387869)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Gaped den affirmative action

Great pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49387889)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388083)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded locale idea he suggested

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388141)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: cream public bath psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388156)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Bespoke big cruise ship

rare EPAH CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49391117)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395285)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Today, she said “[if you ever visit my city] I am your woman”. We were making fun of some corporate bullshit. Had switched to text. First message of the day was at like 7am after talking the night before until midnight. We were on the phone for like two hours today. Our messaging is becoming a distraction from actual work. But on a few important calls we hit it hard together, ganged up on some losers. I am in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388849)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: rose contagious location

You're in a relationship with another man's wife. You're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49388879)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Startling clown

this. your wife would possibly be more upset about this than any physical contact.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49389076)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49389110)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49389261)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch

She probably feels like such a bad bitch - ur doomed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49389078)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: unholy crystalline ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49393590)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Ruby institution dingle berry

180 i like her too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49393594)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Another 5am session last night. Ended with her husband coming out to get her and her apologizing that she had to go. She messaged me early apologizing she had to cut the conversation short. We talked an hour today. She said she longs for the day I’m no longer interesting to her. She said she’s always felt drawn toward me, that she would have made a move much earlier if she knew I was open to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49393553)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: rose contagious location

When are you gonna smash again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49393586)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

We aren’t going to see each other in person for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49393592)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: rose contagious location

Do you ever talk about the time you cheated on your spouses and had sex? No dirty pics exchanged? Wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49394532)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

She said she avoids saying my name in public because she remembers the night and blushes. She said my name over and over really romantically while I came in her. I teased her that there’s room for improvement and she said lots and lots of practice makes perfect. More that kind of thing, no explicit sexting so far. Sexting seems a little cheap and lame, something for kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49394776)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: rose contagious location

This is deeply disturbing but also kind of 180 at the same time. I don't endorse cheating. But you're obviously in love with one another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49394912)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

Yeah this is gonna end extremely poorly for OP, that other girl, OP's wife, that other girl's husband, and any other family members. It's also gonna royally fuck his career (she'll probably get a promotion or lawsuit though).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49394915)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49394944)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Honestly, I doubt it. Maybe I’m delusional but I am well liked at work and seen as a star. I’m also needed at the moment and have good relationship with the rest of the exec team, which is a bit of a boys club. And this chick is into me and isn’t going to do anything to try to hurt me. Her career is going well and she likes me and is otherwise not a feminist or prone to anything like that. The best thing I can do is start slow playing it so it fades out, which has been my plan, but I keep coming back for more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395106)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

You're 100% delusional and this is gonna blow up in your face and wreck your personal life and professional life. You are being really fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395109)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I was really retarded but it happened and now I’m trying to manage it. I legit feel like giving her some speech and cutting her off cold turkey would be the most likely thing to cause me issues, even if I wanted to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395115)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

Yeah texting all night and having hourslong conversations about emotions at 1 AM sounds like you're managing it real well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395122)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Yeah, I’m failing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395133)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: rose contagious location

Do you crave the conversations or the sex more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395110)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

The sex isn’t an option because we are across the country from each other. If I had my way we’d go on a two week vacation together or something with no distractions where we can fuck and talk the whole time. So I guess it’s both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395121)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: rose contagious location

Nigga you in love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395164)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Bisexual brunch

Lmfao - ur insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395137)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

What is your recommendation. Cold turkey cut her off? She is my top employee and we work closely together on lots of things. Would be extremely strange if I just sent her one message and then went pure work mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395141)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

Start looking for a new job ASAP or take a leave of absence. In fact, say some health shit is flaring up or go to rehab or SOMETHING to extricate yourself from this mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395146)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I have golden handcuffs, way too much equity riding to ever leave before an exit, which could be a few years away still. And leave of absence? So voluntarily fucking my career is your advice? State your job title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395157)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

I'm sure your financial situation will improve when your wife takes half your shit and leaves you with all the debt and alimony. Really hope this is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395162)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I have a prenup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395170)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

Perfect. Divorce shouldn't impact your life at all then, sounds like you're good to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395177)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: trip range roommate

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395155)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Olive mildly autistic space boiling water

I predict either you or your subordinate will be discovered by the spouse via your phone, either incriminating text messages or seeing you had a multi-hour phone call in the middle of the night. You both won’t always remember to delete these things, and you’ll also naturally become more tense and act suspicious if your significant other randomly picks up your phone and uses it. This is how many cheaters get caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395041)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

That is definitely a concern. We need to slow things down and not text late all the time. Don’t plan on messaging her today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395097)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Bisexual brunch

lol, that out to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395130)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395309)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395402)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Peach market laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397442)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot

Yeah, at the bare minimum, you need to improve your OpSec. Switch to Google Voice at the bare minimum. Better yet, get a second phone. Helium Mobile has a free plan with a very limited amount of minutes/texts, but if you mainly text via Slack or iMessage over WiFi, that's a non-issue. But that would avoid the possibility of your wife wondering why you are paying for a second cell plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49396555)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

none of that is gonna help when the stupid WOMAN blows up her marriage and then reveals all of OP's info to her husband who is gonna go berserk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49396559)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot

There is nothing the OP can do to avoid that risk. But he should at least make sure that their respective spouses can't find anything incriminating on their phones. That's Affairs 101.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397845)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: rose contagious location

Describe her cans and panties

This is a middle aged law shrew who's given birth multiple times? What are we working with here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395174)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: pungent theater therapy

What's the rest of the executive team like? Is this a Mad Men situation where they're all banging some female subordinate on the side? Or shitlib diversity carnival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395428)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Ruby institution dingle berry

OP is the indian lawyer guy from Margin Call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395449)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Mostly conservative dudes, company in general is mostly dudes in sr management, meetings with senior leadership are often like 90-95 percent dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49395509)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: Bisexual brunch

Then you can GUARANTEE none of them will stand up for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397103)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Startling clown

OP, you are in a difficult position. you mentioned going cold turkey upthread. that would be a bad idea, as you correctly pointed out. she could go sideways on you and blow the whistle to your company.

the best path forward would be for you to have a frank convo with her where you shower her with praise and tell her that in another life, you two could have been great together, or some such shit, but that you both have too much to lose. be sure to compliment her, and tell her that you guys have to go back to a professional working relationship.

i can tell you probably won't do that, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397120)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: rose contagious location

He's in love with this bitch and vice versa. RIP in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Startling clown

yeah, that's why i figure he won't actually do this. what he'll do is continue down this path and fall more and more in love with her until it blows his life to smithereens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397148)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: rose contagious location

I haven't had feelings like OP is describing since I was in the 7th grade. He needs this ho like water and oxygen. She's the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up and the last thing he thinks about before he goes to sleep. You're right it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: Startling clown

i poasted about this recently, but i fell for this girl at work before i went to law school and started up an affair with her right after she'd gotten married. i felt the same way, i was totally in love with her.

long story short, i dumped her and she tried to kill herself in the office. anyway, most of these stories don't have this happy ending where the two coworkers get together and live a beautiful life, etc. it's something like suicide in the office or divorce and life pwnage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397360)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: rose contagious location

Yes it could happen to any of us. I have cheated before in LTRs. Both times I felt guilty, realized I didn't like the new chick as much as my gf, broke it off and went back to my old lady like nothing happened (never got caught).

It's tough and I worry about my ability to remain loyal long term. My troon friend told me that to straight guys women are like chocolate bars: the only thing better than one chocolate bar is two chocolate bars.

Deep down I'm addicted to females and it's bad news. I don't know what to do. Imagine being Dave Grohl and you're a famous rock star and you could fuck around on your wife all the time but you don't, you've been good, you don't do anything silly but then you hit middle age and you fall in love with a temp and wind up knocking her up. I mean, what can we as men do? We can only run so fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397402)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

You’re probably right. But yeah, I can’t do it. I was depressed for months and I’m suddenly excited about life again. I’m waking up early with energy even after drinking. I’ve lost some weight, less cravings for shit food. I wanted to not message her last night but she slacked me late about something work related and of course it quickly moved to texting. Ended up talking for a couple hours again until midnight. Time flies by when talking with her, it’s crazy. Somehow I feel like it will just resolve itself eventually. Maybe one of us will change jobs before it blows up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397375)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: rose contagious location

What do you text about? Do you ever tell her she has a great ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397403)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon

best, most subtle flame we’ve seen around these parts in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397218)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Peach market laser beams

this shit happens all the fucking time at workplaces across the country. every time someone comes by with a situation like this or the seeking arrangements pumo losers come out of the woodwork calling it flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397407)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon

people fucking colleagues is believable

but this is xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397733)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397785)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: unholy crystalline ratface

this doesn't make any sense, does it? i thought it was pretty clearly bad to sleep with a subordinate. i guess HR thinks they solved it because they shuffled the boss and didn't allow the junior employee to argue she was retaliated against or fired or denied opportunities? but would seem to have a colorable claim that would force a settlement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399361)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: rose contagious location

HR people are literally people with a college degree and zero concrete job skills. She liked her job and wanted to stay there. So did he. No harm no foul they just had to be separated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399371)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: unholy crystalline ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399401)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Peach market laser beams

do you have any major gripes about your wife? you seem pretty guilt-free about this but i haven't seen you try to justify it with having a dead bedroom or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397413)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I love my wife a lot but we haven’t had real physical intimacy in probably pushing a year. She’s also become much more critical, more difficult to be around. But we still care for each other a lot. That said, it’s not her fault or anything, but in reality it probably made me much more open to an outside connection where I could fulfill that. I feel guilty, that’s why I don’t like talking about that side of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397501)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Peach market laser beams

just remember that this woman will eventually become critical and more difficult to be around too if you started a seeing her. this is just the nature of relationships. you're in the honeymoon phase with your subordinate. every romantic relationship feels electric and exciting at first. if that spark wasn't there no romance would have occurred.

zurich is right that you need to begin distancing yourself from her exactly the way he described. given enough time this will eventually ruin your life. woman are very bad at cheating and eventually her husband will find out, and then she'll go into accountability avoidance mode and it's not hard to craft a plausible excuse about you using your power to manipulate her, etc.

i condemn cheating but it's a common sin and easy to understand how people falter. the longer it goes on the more intentional the betrayal becomes, which is bad for your own soul. try to come to your senses soon and let her down gently before she starts getting even more attached. given enough time the odds of this ruining your life approach 100%. you're at the crossroads of when you can break it off and likely never have any consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397518)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: rose contagious location

While this all may be 100% true clearly OP needs his side chick like oxygen and there is no chance whatsoever that he's going to forget about this bitch anytime soon and yes it will lead to ruin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

because it's fresh.

most of the time people cheat, come to their senses, and break it off before any damage is done. it's just that the only time it becomes public knowledge is when it blows up. the fact the subordinate is married and a responsible professional significantly reduces the chances this blows up immediately. usually that happens when the woman is single and wants to become the wife. chances are she also doesn't really want to blow up her life and is just getting off on seducing her boss (a fantasy all women have, another reason they are unsuitable for the workplace). eventually they'll humanize each other and the rush that comes from a new relationship fades as they see each other's faults and their fantasy collapses.

op seems like a good guy and just poasting anonymously about something interesting and because he probably has no other outlet to safely express his excitement. hopefully he gets it out of his system quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397924)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Cr. No one can predict where this is going. Right now it's white hot but ya clearly based on escapism. Can't wait to see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397972)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Startling clown

LJL you abhor cheating, except when it involves my wife sleeping with you.

you are a piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

1) i'm not the one doing the cheating, my gf is on board and an active participant

2) different situation because of your history, your wife deserves some time off the reservation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399140)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Yes, this all makes rational sense but I feel like exploring it further

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397794)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

i appreciate your honesty and content generation. i'm not going to moralize to you any more when you seem smart enough to already know everything i'd tell you. i hope get it out of your system soon, but until then i'll be enjoying the 180 content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397869)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: rose contagious location

The writing by OP is top tier. Should consider being a romance novelist. We unzipped for the lurid affair, but we stayed for the love connection. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399126)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot

Yeah, the OP is clearly aware that this is a stupid idea, but it is obvious he is not going to stop. Telling him that this is a stupid idea is not going to accomplish anything.

At this point, you need to go into harm reduction mode. Get a Google Voice number or (better yet) a second cell number yesterday. Use only that number when you communicate about the affair from now on. Aside from the obvious benefit of making it less likely that your wife finds out, it also gives you plausible deniability if she ever reports you to your job. "Yeah, she came onto me once, but I said I only wanted a professional relationship. She must have sent all those texts to a friend to try to get revenge on me, because that's not my number." Also, if you get a chance to go through your wife's phone, preemptively block the side chick's number in case she ever does try to tell your wife. You can never be 100% certain that shit won't hit the fan, but you can greatly reduce the risk by not being a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49397911)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

zurich is 100% right and knows his shit in this domain. OP you need to Google "affair bubble" and read up on it. If you're so inclined then search some books on the matter and you're gonna be shocked that these jewish psychologists are describing all your exact emotions you thought were so special. There is nothing unique or special about you or her or what you have together. You gotta take zurich's advice to wind this thing down. Failing that you should enter rehab for alcoholism as a pretext. Any career setback will be minor compared to what's coming for you if you don't stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399325)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Startling clown

one thing to remember is that the "new" feeling, excitement, etc. always fades. it feels like it never will, but it will.

very hard to do, but he needs to try very hard to look at his situation dispassionately and act accordingly. it's unlikely that he will because the siren song of poon is loud indeed. for me, it was the dopamine rush of having a beautiful woman lusting after me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399376)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

you're one of the wisest poasters we have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399378)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Startling clown

i mean on bullshit like this, i'm likely the foremost expert, unfortunately. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399398)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: diverse massive pit

my work wife affair is ending in divorce. you could have perfect opsec but a birdbrain never will. and a lot of people will get hurt in the end.

i'm not saying don't do this, but the way you're going about it is certain to meet the same fate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399396)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Startling clown

he also knows how things worked out for me - i got locked up for punching my mistress in her face, and another time the cops carted me off to teh loony bin after i cut myself (and, lmao, i was shoving her face into the litterbox and telling her to eat cat shit. sorry, but that is funny).

my life unraveled. i defied the odds and got my life back together, but that's obviously unlikely.

then there's your situation. billy buttfucker. many such cases here.

i fear he will go ahead with this anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49399406)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Last night she went out with her colleagues to celebrate a deal. Didn’t expect to talk to her. I fell asleep but randomly woke up at 2am. She had messaged two minutes before about a work topic. We started chatting, she said shes been missing me and we haven’t talked for a while. I’m like we just talked for hours the night before last. “Oh really, feels longer.” I said we have problem. She said yup. I said what are we going to do about it? She said “I tried to type I don’t know but it auto corrected to “I stole you.”” Then she said I don’t know. I laughed. She was clearly drunk. I was in a weird mood so said something like if we keep going like this someone is going to find out. There was no answer. I tried to go to sleep but thought maybe her husband had found out or something, tired as fuck today. I mean his drunk as fuck wife is texting at 4am, somewhat suspicious. But she messaged at like 8am that she was glad the conversation did not continue without her, haha. We had a call later, she said she was hungover AF. But was cheerful, very engaged, mentioned the night. It’s bleeding over into work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49404094)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Have you considered finding a covert way to meet up with her for sex as soon as possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49404116)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

We live too far away. There’s no real excuse to do this for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49404144)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: rose contagious location

When she said I stole you I think she wanted you to say I stole you back. Email me. I can pass you incredible lines to wind her up. I am 180 at love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49404159)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cruel-hearted haunted graveyard tattoo

she was 100% just drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406243)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:47 AM
Author: rose contagious location

Perfect opportunity to lay it on thick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406252)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Bisexual brunch

Find God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49405724)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon

when are you guys going to get sick of this telenovella writer stringing you along?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406269)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed dashing reading party

yeah good point this sucks let's get a million more vids of randos getting droned to death overseas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406270)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon

russian invaders aren’t “randos”

they get what they deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406278)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: cream public bath psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406450)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Peach market laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406302)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Lake becky locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406323)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406448)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: Razzle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49406461)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Startling clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49412064)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Things continue to progress. We text first thing and talk until late. She joked last night that we will get bored soon and it will fade out. I said not sure, but yeah maybe tomorrow. Today, I said well if we get bored there’s always sexting. She said that gives me serious anxiety vibes. I said no worries won’t mention again. She said please if I try you have to stop me. I said so I’m the one responsible. She said “always.” I said you have an accountability problem. She said yes, none of the risk and all of the pleasure.

Later, we were on a call with another exec. The guy is embarrassingly awkward. We couldn’t help but texting during it. I had to laugh so hard I went off camera. He kept mentioning dates we could do these and coordinate. Not sure how this guy can talk for an hour without saying anything. I went back on camera and I’m like but if he fucking starts droning on again about dates I’m going off camera. Literally immediately starred to. I shut it down and I see her just blushing hard, lighting up on camera, hand over face trying not to laugh.

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49407864)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: rose contagious location

what's her age and what does she look like

give us something for the fans please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49407874)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

She’s 32 I’m 43. She’s blonde and thin, very good looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49408096)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Hot af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49408098)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: chrome station rigpig

180 story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49407903)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I was pissed about something after work last night. I went to a bar and was chatting with her. Wife wanted to get dinner. She told me to text her after dinner. Wife looked at my phone during dinner and I was sweating bullets that she might text. Dinner wrapped up around 10pm and I told my wife I was going for a walk to get some drinks. I got caught up chatting with coworker and just went to a bar instead. Ended up being out until 3am, had to plug my phone in at the bar to keep chatting. Wife blew up my phone late saying I’m a huge alcoholic and how I’m not supportive and just a huge rant. She’s pissed today.

Coworker said her husband also has asked her if she needs to consider whether she has a drinking problem because she keeps staying up alone late drinking and talking to me.

Otherwise, she has a friend who claims to be psychic. She sent her a bunch of pictures on my team. She said the feedback for me was not positive but didn’t say much about it. At the end of the night she screenshotted the message and it was her friend saying “Cheater”.

I probably need to cool this down soon before it blows up. Someone at work will notice our vibes even if it isn’t our partners, who for now both just think we’re degenerate alcoholics or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49411971)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

This flame sucked hard until the psychic angle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49411976)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

She also said I need to be worried about leaving her alone at an upcoming conference with a bunch of dudes. I told her she’s a little slut. Turned her on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49412017)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49412603)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Startling clown

having been involved in a number of incidents like this irl, i am calling this as NOTFLAME. this situation rings 100% true.

op, you are headed toward disaster. you really need to pause and ask yourself whether losing your wife/family is worth whatever happens here. if it wouldn't be, do whatever you need to do to knock this shit off. when i got caught, my marriage was so far gone i didn't care - maybe that's you. if it isn't, stop this now. (and as you know, despite my feelings at the time, i still wound up getting my wife back when i straightened out my head, but that's another story).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414004)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Olive mildly autistic space boiling water

told you you’d be nervous when your wife handles your phone. you need better opsec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49412038)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot

JFC you are still texting her via your standard text messages on your phone? Are you a fucking moron who wants to get caught? Once again, bare minimum, switch to Google Voice (or some other texting app) and hide/passcode lock the app on your phone. Better yet, get a burner phone for cheating. You can free service via Helium Mobile if you text mainly (or exclusively) via WiFi. Are you honestly going to risk losing half your assets because you are too fucking cheap to buy a burner phone? If you are going to cheat, use at least some basic opsec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49413135)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Bisexual brunch

This thread is getting super gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49412049)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon

it’s been there for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49416201)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Ruby institution dingle berry

Can I fuck her on your behalf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49412076)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

We texted again last night until 4am. She said it made her scared she is missing me on a Saturday. She is extremely attached I can tell. Today I said “I want you” and she responded that “at this point it’s gone beyond wanting, it’s needing.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414194)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Startling clown

Simultaneously 180 and 120. I know this feeling. At this point, this can’t end well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414195)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

You’re probably right. Sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414199)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

It's nice to know that otherwise quite smart

Professional adults would be seduced

And let psychosis fester so unforced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414217)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414324)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

A stereographic type projection maps

The origin to one or both extremes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414214)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414321)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414375)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot

Dude, if you want to blow up your marriage for this chick, just get a fucking divorce and start dating her. Because when you are texting this chick using your normal texting app and then letting your wife see your phone, you are either mind-blowingly stupid or you want to get caught. And if it's the latter, I can almost guarantee that divorce court will go better for you if you file for divorce preemptively rather than wait for her to file because you got caught cheating. In my state, alimony is mandatory if the higher-earning spouse gets caught cheating. Even if your state doesn't have a comparable law on the books, most judges are not going to look favorably on a cheating piece of shit that was too insensitive (or dumb) to download Google Voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414253)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: diverse massive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414408)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: rose contagious location

180

SCYHB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414325)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: rose contagious location

This reminds me of the height of my relationship with the box whenever she would text me on Snap her little brown haired bitmoji would pop up it would say M-- is typing and my heart would flutter. Man that was a wild run. Can't believe I fell in love again in my 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414329)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

This poast itself is unbelievable.

"These people are in their 30s" sums it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414370)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Welcome back FizzKidd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414392)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

I'm not, but odd you think that any poa

Who gives you any modicum of flack

Must also be an incel loser, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414400)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Yeah I'm not the one hiding behind an unrecognizable moniker faggot. Cop a sudo or gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414420)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

Ah yes, known poaster "Goy 2". Stay mad, retard.

New poaster, WordcelWorth, go suck my load.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414427)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Yeah you're definitely the sane healthy one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414520)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

You know you've lost the moment that you claim

To be a poaster poasting here that's sane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414558)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

A potential complication is she told a couple of female coworkers a while ago that she thinks I’m very very good looking and that she would consider it a hall pass if I’d be down for it. So it’s not a secret that she is into me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49414667)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: federal dragon home

Have both of you considered getting AI-boyfriends/girlfriends for a non-marriage destroying version of this mostly non-physical fantasy (other than the one time)?

This is the perfect use case for the Elon goth girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49426446)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

At last, a real-world use for chatbot slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49426533)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: federal dragon home

https://x.com/osint613/status/1988575694297727396?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49426572)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

The ring just squeezing on her porky finger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49427644)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

Our level of interaction is hitting unsustainable highs. Hours long texting sessions. Deep talk. Becoming a lot more sexually charged, sexting vibes. She is showing signs of light jealousy. She thinks the birth of my kid will be when step back from it. That could be right. In the meantime, it intensifies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431215)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

when is the kid due? if its around MPM you have a shot at a deep run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431224)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mauve bat-shit-crazy indian lodge gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431225)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431291)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431409)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: rose contagious location

If she lived in the area would you drill her at least once a week be honest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431227)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

A lot more than that. I’d probably find excuses for long weekends away etc too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431257)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: rose contagious location

While your wife is pregnant? You are a very sick individual. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431266)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

this is incredibly common.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431294)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Guys just get horny when their wife won't put out so they go around cheatmoing? Seems pretty immoral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431322)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

as opposed to moral versions of cheatmoing? of course it's fucking immoral.

you've poasted about cheatmoing in relationships that presumably didn't have a deadbedroom for a year before you broke down. i'm not justifying it, i'm just saying moralizing when you haven't been in that position isn't lame. laying in a bed with a hormonal woman who is disgusted by your presence does things to a man which is why it's pretty common for them to cheatmo even if they never did in any relationship previously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431353)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: rose contagious location

I cheated out of vanity. Also I was like 20. And I couldn't believe more than one woman wanted to bang me. Also both times I ended it very quickly. I nipped it in the bud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431371)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

well then consider whether dudes who didn't cheat out of vanity but did later are "very sick" or whether they are experiencing something you have not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431490)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Startling clown

birth of the kid is going to drive you into her arms more (assuming first kid).

our first kid was the place where my marriage went sideways. wife had terrible postpartum depression. i didn't appreciate how bad it was, but we didn;t have sex for months. i eventually became so resentful over it that i started flirting with this girl from my friend group and eventually ate out her wart pussy in a hotel room, and started fucking prostitutes. and from there i figured well why not cheat for real. i was so pissed off that i guess i felt justified or something.

anyway, if this is your first kid, you are 100% going to seek solace in these flirtatious texts and you'll likely escalate things.

beware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431229)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

imagine not fucking gary for months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431240)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Startling clown

i'd like to imagine you not putting your turdpenis into her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431290)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

?

are you saying you wanna see the vids or start watching? you're done imaging and want to see?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431297)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Pocket Flask Lay

I’ve had sex like twice in the last nine months with my wife. It’s not an excuse, but definitely played a huge role in me being open to something, was getting depressed as fuck and felt listless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431248)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

if you don't pull out of this you're gonna go down the zurich tp path. it only gets easier to justify your actions as your resentment increases. i hope you wind up like him (reoncilled but with aids and in an option relationship); thats a top 5% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431289)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

option relationship with aids tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431300)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Startling clown

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431306)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431315)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: galvanic emerald quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431410)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Startling clown

things are going to get so bad after she gives birth.

if you want to avert the clusterfuck that is coming, you need to have a serious talk with your wife asap and tell her that if you guys dont fix the intimacy issue, you are going to have to leave, despite there being a newborn involved. if she doesn't care enough to work on things now, then fuck staying together for the kids. you leave.

if you fix that, you should be fine. if you don't, you will be nutting in your subordinate's holds. you will eventually get caught and everything will blow up, including potentially your job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431299)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Jade misanthropic generalized bond

For me, I'm fine with holding hands. That's all

The intimacy I need. Don't need the sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431316)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

people should stay together for the kids even if dad is fucking and sucking troons to cope with a frigid wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431320)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: rose contagious location

What happens when Zurichs kids grow up and find AutoAdmit dot Com? Thank God for scrambled monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431327)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Startling clown

my kids already know about billy buttfucker.

my older son the other day said "charlie cumsucker" lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431347)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

not flame zurich says and has his kids say wild shit and it's 180 af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431375)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: rose contagious location

The median age of someone's first gay joke is plummeting. Shane Gillis has a bit about this but it's observable in the wild too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431611)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

zurich is def doing his part to bring that down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431742)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: rose contagious location

I think it's a Millennial thing. My friends kids say shit and fuck too. What are we doing. No decorum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431748)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

zurich is gen x 🤭

lost the whole damn gen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431751)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431759)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Startling clown

disagree, in some cases it makes sense to split up.

if your spouse is withholding hoals from you, that's a sign she doesn't really love or have any affection for you. that carries over and affects the kids.

people shouldn't be quick to cheat or leave, but if they really work on it and find there's no connection it's not right to stay together. that said, in 90% of cases where people split up, the relationship was probably salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431344)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Peach market laser beams

in your case with a wonderful (beautiful, sexually adventurous, uninhibited, voracious) partner like gary that's fair but for most dudes i think it's best for the kids if you wrangle the shrew to prevent a scorned woman from fucking the kids up out of spite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431374)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot

JFC have you tried hiring a hooker? Or signing up for seeking.com? If you just need some strange, there are other ways to do it without potentially losing your job and/or blowing up your marriage and losing half your assets. And all this for a woman that you can't even fuck because she lives in another part of the country. Like I said, if you want out of your marriage, just fucking file for divorce. Don't wait for this to blow up, because I'm sure the judge on your divorce case will be super sympathetic to the bro cheating on his pregnant wife. In my state, if there is proof that the higher-earning party cheated, then alimony is mandatory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431439)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Olive mildly autistic space boiling water

the judge will be super sympathetic to the non-cheating bro abandoning his pregnant wife, as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431776)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Olive mildly autistic space boiling water

eventually ate out her wart pussy in a hotel room tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431359)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Startling clown

she'd just gotten warts lasered off her poon like a week before LMAO. i didn't give a fuck and ate her out anyway. im surprised i didn't just fuck her.

cute girl, but she later got fat and started doing fat fetish porn.

she was married to some bald nerd and had a daughter with him, then went off the rails and had an affair. dumb bitch confessed and thought she was gonna be with her affair partner but he was like nah lol nope. so she did that for nothing. she then started doing threesomes with couples and fucking all kinds of people. this happened during that run.

this was up there with me sticking my dick in that stripper after she said "well do whatever you want, it's your bodY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431370)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: rose contagious location

Aren't you worried about throat cancer?

Who am I kidding. There's no way zurich tp would be worried about throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431379)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring green school cafeteria coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431423)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: rose contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431606)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Startling clown

I somehow skate out of these situations Scot free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431633)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: rose contagious location

(Not Val Kilmer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49431639)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Rage Problems

It’s settled into a gentle rhythm. We check on each other when we get up, we message each other when we go to bed. We work together all day, we poke, we prod, some romantic lines each day. Some reassurance she seeks. Last night, I said “[first name and last], when are you going to realize I’m not going anywhere?” She responded, “That’s the hottest thing you’ve ever said to me.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49446704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


this is so gay lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49446729)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

I couodnt imagine typing "when are you going to realize...." how fucking stupid unless he is trying to make her want to leave which tbf is probably the right move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49446757)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Rage Problems

Maybe you should consider that this was written for a woman that is very into me but worried I’ll ghost her, and not a man on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49446777)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: SPATCHCOCK YOUR BIRD (gunneratttt)

don't worry bro any time a poaster successfully interacts with a woman in any capacity a bunch of seething orientals creep out of the woodwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447141)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Scrote Force One (America First)

"Women aren't like that. Trust me, I know these things."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447153)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447281)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447389)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: WordcelWorth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447590)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

let's dispel with this notion that 40somethings cheating on their spouses with their workspouses is anything other than gay. just because you got hated on doesn't change the facts on the ground here. if you ran this thread by yourself as a teenager he'd be like "u guys r fags", not "thumbs up my man!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447172)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Scrote Force One (America First)

It's probably some teenagers mom who is getting the D from an xopoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447205)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: SPATCHCOCK YOUR BIRD (gunneratttt)

i fingerwagged OP upthread.

but criticizing "when are you going to realize I’m not going anywhere?" or any of the other saccharine shit men send to birdbrains is gay. this being in the context of a gay workplace affair doesn't change that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447258)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


there is nothing gayer than talking to some middle aged woman for 12+ hours a day when you aren't even dating her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2в#49447407)