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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| glittery center hairy legs | 09/10/24 |
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| glittery center hairy legs | 09/10/24 |
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| seedy violent depressive | 09/10/24 |
| razzmatazz chestnut elastic band | 09/10/24 |
| know-it-all den | 09/10/24 |
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| glittery center hairy legs | 09/10/24 |
| lake stimulating national | 10/22/24 |
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| pearly stage | 11/26/24 |
| adulterous chartreuse degenerate | 03/12/26 |
| Electric Honey-headed Clown | 10/07/24 |
| Electric Honey-headed Clown | 10/22/24 |
| supple self-absorbed garrison | 10/23/24 |
| glittery center hairy legs | 10/23/24 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: glittery center hairy legs You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: razzmatazz chestnut elastic band 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: glittery center hairy legs No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: razzmatazz chestnut elastic band in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Charcoal Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Charcoal Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: swashbuckling shimmering temple partner Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068738) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: 5000 shades of brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863636) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Charcoal Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: glittery center hairy legs You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Charcoal Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068714) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: glittery center hairy legs Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: razzmatazz chestnut elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Contagious opaque cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: seedy violent depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: razzmatazz chestnut elastic band I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: know-it-all den Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: anal police squad stead Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: glittery center hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: lake stimulating national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Charcoal Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: pearly stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: adulterous chartreuse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Electric Honey-headed Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Electric Honey-headed Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: supple self-absorbed garrison Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: glittery center hairy legs OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Orchid locus mediation The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Orange reading party 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48232575) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: oomox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863640) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: Hateful Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49736580) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863706) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: i gave my cousin head ive been doing this for like 10 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863708) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: peeface i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863716) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: oomox What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863729) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863770) |