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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
turquoise den
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed
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Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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drab apoplectic nibblets
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Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Titillating fuchsia mental disorder
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
obsidian floppy mad cow disease
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lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
obsidian floppy mad cow disease
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
diverse shrine laser beams
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
red violent range
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
cordovan parlour
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed
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Best baseball player ever.
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And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
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What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
cordovan parlour
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yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
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This wretched city does not deserve him
Spectacular roast beef
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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Buff cuckoldry
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Off 3 different pitchers lol
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10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
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He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Frum persian
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
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I bet you would suck his dick
Titillating fuchsia mental disorder
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
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i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Flirting vivacious ratface
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poppy exciting liquid oxygen
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obsidian floppy mad cow disease
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no homo at all
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The Emperor is pleased
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If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
obsidian floppy mad cow disease
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
razzmatazz pink garrison
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
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  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
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diverse shrine laser beams
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: turquoise den

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: turquoise den

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: submissive beady-eyed theater stage mediation



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: azure effete stag film party of the first part



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: obsidian floppy mad cow disease

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: drab apoplectic nibblets



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Titillating fuchsia mental disorder

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: obsidian floppy mad cow disease

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: obsidian floppy mad cow disease

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: diverse shrine laser beams

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: red violent range

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan parlour

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: cordovan parlour

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Impertinent trump supporter casino

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: cordovan parlour

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling volcanic crater indian lodge

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Spectacular roast beef

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Buff cuckoldry



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Impertinent trump supporter casino

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: submissive beady-eyed theater stage mediation

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: provocative flickering karate chapel

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Buff cuckoldry



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: submissive beady-eyed theater stage mediation

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: drab apoplectic nibblets



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: vigorous grizzly school cafeteria



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: garnet appetizing stock car clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac brass public bath



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Frum persian

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Frum persian

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: azure effete stag film party of the first part



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: ivory box office new version

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: poppy exciting liquid oxygen



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: seedy location

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: sepia private investor



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating fuchsia mental disorder

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: federal university tattoo

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flirting vivacious ratface

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: poppy exciting liquid oxygen



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: obsidian floppy mad cow disease



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: federal university tattoo

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: obsidian floppy mad cow disease

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz pink garrison

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Elite parlor degenerate

stfu ZZZ

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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: sapphire school

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: diverse shrine laser beams



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Frum persian

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: High-end Puce Headpube Half-breed



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