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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
jet theatre idea he suggested
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
crystalline massive address
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
jet theatre idea he suggested
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
crystalline massive address
  09/10/24
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stubborn principal's office
  09/10/24
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stubborn principal's office
  09/10/24
Same
cerebral insecure doctorate set
  09/10/24
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5000 shades of brown
  05/04/26
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stubborn principal's office
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
jet theatre idea he suggested
  09/10/24
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stubborn principal's office
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
jet theatre idea he suggested
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crystalline massive address
  09/10/24
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arousing location clown
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Odious Property
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
crystalline massive address
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Racy Impressive Crotch Office
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
trip goal in life
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jet theatre idea he suggested
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provocative coral yarmulke tanning salon
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stubborn principal's office
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Alcoholic windowlicker
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Bonkers Beady-eyed Market
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mahogany aphrodisiac dilemma milk
  10/07/24
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mahogany aphrodisiac dilemma milk
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Carmine thriller turdskin theater stage
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
jet theatre idea he suggested
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Tantric native
  11/26/24
First day?
gorgeous chinese evs
  05/04/26
1800000
chrome adventurous space private investor
  10/23/24
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oomox
  05/04/26
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crimson heady field
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
oomox
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
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gorgeous chinese evs
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
niggerstomper59
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
gorgeous chinese evs
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: jet theatre idea he suggested

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: crystalline massive address

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: jet theatre idea he suggested

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: crystalline massive address

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: stubborn principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: stubborn principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: cerebral insecure doctorate set

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: 5000 shades of brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: stubborn principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: jet theatre idea he suggested

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: stubborn principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: jet theatre idea he suggested

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: crystalline massive address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: arousing location clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Odious Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: crystalline massive address

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Racy Impressive Crotch Office

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: trip goal in life

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: jet theatre idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: provocative coral yarmulke tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: stubborn principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Bonkers Beady-eyed Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: mahogany aphrodisiac dilemma milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: mahogany aphrodisiac dilemma milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Carmine thriller turdskin theater stage

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: jet theatre idea he suggested

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Tantric native

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: gorgeous chinese evs

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: chrome adventurous space private investor

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: crimson heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: oomox

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: gorgeous chinese evs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: gorgeous chinese evs

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863952)