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vengeful black woman
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Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
onyx nighttime sandwich
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
Impressive tan gaping
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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Pearl Codepig
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
vengeful black woman
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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Pale juggernaut
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: vengeful black woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Legal Warrant

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: vengeful black woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Impressive tan gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: onyx nighttime sandwich

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Vivacious Legal Warrant



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: vengeful black woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: laughsome alcoholic nursing home



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: vengeful black woman

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: thriller dragon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Impressive tan gaping

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105868)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: vengeful black woman

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: nofapping cuck



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: multi-colored prole

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: vengeful black woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Electric sexy ladyboy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Pearl Codepig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: vengeful black woman

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: vengeful black woman

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: opaque maniacal preventive strike digit ratio

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: vengeful black woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: laughsome alcoholic nursing home



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Pale juggernaut



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: racy persian

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Pea-brained Old Irish Cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: vengeful black woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: opaque maniacal preventive strike digit ratio



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: nofapping cuck



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Impressive tan gaping

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Solomon Pacifico, Attorney-at-Law



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