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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
beta fragrant headpube doctorate
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Violet cracking voyeur
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
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  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
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  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
nubile crackhouse background story
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
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A MAJESTIC BLAST
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  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
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  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
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  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
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  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
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  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
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  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
mind-boggling bearded den dingle berry
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
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  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
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  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Adventurous theater
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
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  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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  10/18/25
lol
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He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
sick bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
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  10/18/25
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razzle-dazzle slap-happy corner
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
wonderful theater stage
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
insane diverse piazza
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
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nubile crackhouse background story
  10/18/25
no homo at all
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  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
insane diverse piazza
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
nubile crackhouse background story
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
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  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
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  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
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  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Violet cracking voyeur

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Violet cracking voyeur

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: pearl frozen messiness hunting ground



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Seedy haunted graveyard



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: nubile crackhouse background story

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Garnet Exciting Abode Reading Party



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: nubile crackhouse background story

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: nubile crackhouse background story

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Soggy stag film

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Twinkling angry tanning salon

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling bearded den dingle berry

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling bearded den dingle berry

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous theater

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling bearded den dingle berry

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: irradiated aquamarine principal's office dopamine

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Purple mother

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded tripping place of business



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Adventurous theater

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: pearl frozen messiness hunting ground

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: 180 roast beef home

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded tripping place of business



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: pearl frozen messiness hunting ground

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Garnet Exciting Abode Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Low-t shrine sneaky criminal



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Hairless boiling water trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: cerise thirsty quadroon



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: sick bawdyhouse

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: sick bawdyhouse

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Seedy haunted graveyard



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: sapphire dashing windowlicker

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: sexy chrome pit bbw



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Talented site

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slap-happy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: insane diverse piazza

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mewling gas station

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: sexy chrome pit bbw



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: nubile crackhouse background story



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: insane diverse piazza

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: nubile crackhouse background story

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: passionate cumskin stead

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Citrine soul-stirring menage gunner

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: flesh organic girlfriend university

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Soggy stag film



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: sick bawdyhouse

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: beta fragrant headpube doctorate



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