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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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drab halford
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
Narrow-minded Parlour Messiness
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
drab halford
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shivering lascivious weed whacker skinny woman
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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charismatic mischievous locus
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
avocado base
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
drab halford
  07/16/25
it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
avocado base
  07/16/25
sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
drab halford
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Cracking Church Building Jap
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: drab halford



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Spectacular beta garrison jew

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: drab halford



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: avocado base



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Parlour Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: Emerald embarrassed to the bone cumskin

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Spectacular beta garrison jew



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: drab halford



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Salmon stock car



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: drab halford

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: avocado base



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: translucent selfie newt



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: avocado base



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Parlour Messiness

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: drab halford

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: shivering lascivious weed whacker skinny woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon ladyboy

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: drab halford



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Medicated dingle berry area



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: avocado base



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: charismatic mischievous locus



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: avocado base

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: drab halford

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: avocado base

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: drab halford

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Motley Kitty Cat Nursing Home

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: drab halford



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: avocado base



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Salmon stock car



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Pyotr



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Cracking Church Building Jap



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: violet cerebral hell

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: avocado base



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: drab halford



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Motley Kitty Cat Nursing Home



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: shivering lascivious weed whacker skinny woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Parlour Messiness

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2в#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: drab halford



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Pyotr



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