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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface data privacy dood at baker hostetler (he's now at one of the L&E firms). he came up on my fb "people you may know." he has older kids, so this is clearly a second marriage. he referred to her in one status update as "my enchantress"
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Histrionic drab box office really tough guy i rate it as kooky but good for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223779) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Chrome lodge jap this litrally looks like a porn dvd cover
also, it appears, for all intent and purpose, his bride is a man
anyway, this should be a watermark on his biz card "Better Call Stanislav" |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Brass Racy Sweet Tailpipe Stage softcore bodice ripper porn "Married to the Pirate of the Passion Seas" |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49239507) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 2:43 PM Author: cracking base mad-dog skullcap Bisexual Porn- Shared Pegging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49228648) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn He looks deeply insane, and short. How is it that a guy like this can find work in preftigious law firms like Baker Hostetler and Littler’s? |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface he's at (((fisher phillips))), which is actually bottom of the barrel when it comes to the L&E firms. i don't understand why he's at an L&E firm because his practice doesn't necessarily line up. he must have carved out a niche where he focuses on employment-related issues related to data breaches.
i did a case for him just before i left BH. the DC police dept had a big data breach and their union filed a grievance over it, and i handled that for them. he was a nice guy, never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl." glad he's happy but LJL at this all around.
he went from BH to nixon peabody to fisher phillips in the course of 3 years. kinda bizarre. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:30 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn Rapid departures like this and down the ladder suggest something is deeply wrong with him. Throw in the latest marriage and I’m guessing he’s about as far away from happiness as I am. Wait until this late in life marriage blows up and he’s got egg all over his face and lapels. This is when he goes truly off the deep end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223794) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface egg on his cravat tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223802) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn touche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223812) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Violet voyeur 'He threw down the shilling and the cravat was taken, what we all learn in law school' - Candy Ride's co counsel to horrified Florida appellate judge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224429) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: yellow splenetic abode RANK the Littler/Ogletree/Jackson Lewis/Constangy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223956) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Littler >> JL >>>> Ogletree. Don’t know constangy really. Aren’t they full service? Good to see you man. How you doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223965) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn I knew a woman in college who wound up going to Littler. Is still there after like 20 years, lol. Kind of amazing that is even still possible in this day and age. They must be relatively fair with their people. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Littler is probably like JL (where I used to work). The pay sucks unless you’re rainmaker. For instance, JL has a cap on nonequity partner income of 250-300k and it’s hard as shit to make equity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224005) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: yellow splenetic abode Eh, doing OK. In-house. Bored. Thinking of moving to NYC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223973) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:54 PM Author: glassy national From where? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226925) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:46 PM Author: glassy national "he was a nice guy"
Was he really? This was not my experience with this guy.
"never figured he'd be a jeff bezos-like dude with an "alive girl.""
They've been together quite a while now and they got together when she was still in her 20s.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Did you deal with him as opposing counsel or co-counsel? Maybe he does an act in that context. He just handed off a couple cases to me - plus I didn’t know him super well, so even if he’s a dick I suppose I’d think he’s cool bc my interactions are limited. In retrospect I shouldn’t have said that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226921) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:57 PM Author: glassy national Pretty sure that's his MO. He's very slick at a high level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226940) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: charismatic crawly trump supporter native Is your question really how does an insane short person get a job at Baker Hostetler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223813) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn I could never get a job at Baker Hostetler. They’d take one look at me, laugh, and shut down the meeting. They wouldn’t even validate my parking and in my city Baker Hostetler is in a building with expensive parking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223824) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface my buddy is still at BH and he's of counsel. he's having an affair with a partner in the houston office, lmao. he travels a lot like i do, and she goes around with him, and they sometimes call me from random ass places like denver, nyc, or whatever. no idea how this guy is getting away with it, but then again i guess i did for a long time.
edit, my bad ur in dallas. wtf, i had no idea BH added a second texas office. they had like 12 offices when i joined and 14 when i left. they're up to 18 now. that's kind of a TTT marker. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn Could your buddy get me a job at BH? Maybe as of counsel? I’ll bill 2,350 hours and I will leave the young associates alone. I promise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223842) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:40 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface I doubt it. What skills do u have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223939) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn I can generate $1m in revenue and will work for $225k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223943) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface One year during my spiral I generated like 700k lmao. Shocked they didn’t fire me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223946) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: abusive temple a city where the name baker hostetler MEANS something, not one of those satellites where a presence is maintained for respectability with everyone knowing full well it’s just a storefront, it’s not the true bakery, if you want the sweet treats fresh and steaming hot then you’ll need to go elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223841) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn You mean like Cleveland or Cincinnati? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223844) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: charismatic crawly trump supporter native “We run Cincinnati,” sneered the short insane Baker Hostetler Of Counsel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223851) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: salmon corn cake azn “I. Am. Cincinnatus!” bellowed the half naked, excessively hairy and swarthy, pot-bellied middle aged Baler Hostetler of Counsel as he fled across the Purple People Bridge toward the confluence of the Licking River with the Mighty Ohio in Northeast Kentucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223863) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:11 PM Author: Totally not a troon named Robin Westman (blowing myself to kingdom cum - Отвали, Нимрод) I literally just blew coffee out my nose and shat myself. thanks for that! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49236346) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface the ohio offices are all the oldest ones. the firm started in cleveland. i forget the exact years, but i think they didn't open a dc office until like 1988, then nyc in the 90s.
they woke up in the late 80s and decided they wanted to run with the big boys. they have failed. i enjoyed my time there and i have regrets about leaving sometimes, but they barely qualify as biglaw. they pay market to first years in the major markets, but comp after that sucks ass. they should have just embraced being a REGIONAL POWERHOUSE with outposts in ny/dc/la but that's not what they did. |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Dashing bright principal's office gunner Antonin Scalia started at Jones day cleveland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223908) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface I always got a kick out of that. More prestigious than bh but not exactly preftigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223972) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: vivacious deer antler sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223892) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Dashing bright principal's office gunner The Houston office was opened so they could get 2nd tier clients that thought they were hiring baker Botts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223905) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223940) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:27 AM Author: kink-friendly private investor persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227600) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49236493) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: glassy national He isn't short. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226914) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Appetizing slimy stage somewhere between Marquis de Sade and Gay Pirate
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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:06 AM Author: exciting gay market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227865) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: Federal comical business firm I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223953) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface I started out mocking and defaming this man but I’m into it now. Good for him. He’s a nice guy actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49223967) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: Violet voyeur She's pretty good looking and I would dress up like a pirate if that's what gets her off. Happy wife happy life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224441) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Flesh motley locus she’s had a lot of work done, would need to see the before pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225512) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:10 AM Author: Violet voyeur You're trippin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225514) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:12 AM Author: Flesh motley locus ?
please don’t tell me you think she is surgery free |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:19 AM Author: Violet voyeur Anything is possible but what evidence do you have? She could have had rhinoplasty 20 years ago but you can't assess that from the photo other than saying it's more likely she did because she has a nice face. She's also wearing a lot of make up. Sure it's possible she did. But you don't know that and you're just hating because she's obviously attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225524) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:03 AM Author: Flesh motley locus she looks very good but in a generic way, which is a major tell
I’m saying you gotta see the before pics if you’re planning to have kids cuz she might shit out some little gremlins |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Violet voyeur This woman would never go near you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225556) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:41 AM Author: Flesh motley locus Lmao ok I get it
you’re the guy in the pic. congrats, I guess |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:23 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface I enjoyed this subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225657) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Flesh motley locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226150) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:30 AM Author: glassy national A few things:
1. I think this pic is 10+ years old. But yes, she looked fantastic, IMO. Very quintessentially Slavic.
2. At that period he mentioned that he didn't want to have more kids (he has several from a prior marriage). I remember thinking that given her age and the fact that she didn't have any kids that this might present a problem. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Federal comical business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226864) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Violet voyeur To be fair bitch is kind of enchanting. If no tats he won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224412) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: bespoke cowardly newt That chick is already fucking other doods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224503) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 3:46 PM Author: citrine ticket booth tank how old was he when he got married? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224511) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface no idea. i knew him in 2021-2022 and he appeared to be around 50, early 50s. no clue when he married. my guess is around the pandemic he met this alive girl and left his law shrew wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224613) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 AM Author: citrine ticket booth tank theres kind of a window where its pathetic. but if he was over fifty it seems fine. what else is he gonna do with his time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225409) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface I agree but see my poast below. He may be stretched thin financially bc of this. Many such cases in law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226154) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: glassy national I knew him quite a while before that. Like mid 2010s. He wasn't married for too long at that point. They got married in some mass wedding at the Grammy Awards. Search his name and you'll find the details. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226930) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Chocolate Angry Alpha Theatre She looks like a decent get for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224642) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: Violet voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224652) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface (jew) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224672) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: costumed ruby spot indirect expression How many renn faires does she make him attend a year? No way it's less than five. I'd go to every one of them with a smile on my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49224965) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:20 PM Author: Violet voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225333) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: Hairraiser greedy affirmative action do you think i could be a partner at baker hostetler, baker mckenzie or baker botts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225343) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Yes, absolutely I do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225355) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:20 AM Author: Hairraiser greedy affirmative action thanks man that means a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225525) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:26 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface I love you. You know I love you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225838) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:30 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Heaven these two looked like they crawled out of a pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225405) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:45 AM Author: Sapphire main people I hope he got a prenup because she looks crazy as hell and he's clearly made a mistake but good for him for hitting that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225420) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:47 AM Author: Violet voyeur It's gotta be 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225427) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:06 PM Author: glassy national I mean they've been married for over a decade at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226965) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:49 AM Author: Curious site gay wizard CHAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49225428) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:41 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface I’ll just take a guess and say this guy makes like 750k. He should be living a comfortable life and have a couple mil in retirement accounts and a couple more in brokerage accounts. Instead he’s likely paying like 15k in alimony and child support and paying for this wacky alive girl who fucks him like the pros I used to bang (but probably cheaper for me per fuck if you break it down) and he’s living check to check.
He’s a cool dood so I hope I’m wrong, but I fear I’m not. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Histrionic drab box office really tough guy you think a $750k salary is not enough to fund her costumes and lifestyle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226511) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:05 PM Author: citrine ticket booth tank when you cant tell her "no" the sky is the limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226529) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Violet voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226595) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface and as we can all see by his wedding attire, he cannot tell this enchantress "no." he can't even suggest "babe, maybe you shouldn't..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226613) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Flesh motley locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226668) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface It’s enough, but assuming alimony and child support he’s likely living a very comfortable life but not saving anything and will have to work forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226905) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:49 PM Author: vivacious deer antler sanctuary tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226911) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: glassy national Back in the day they had a fairly middle class townhome. Nothing extravagant at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226960) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Federal comical business firm I know someone who knows him irl. Apparently, this guy has... led an interesting life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226866) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Pls poast stories or leave me a throwaway. I gotta hear this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226909) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:00 PM Author: glassy national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226949) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:38 PM Author: glassy national LMAO, oh holy fuck. I know this guy. Fun fact: before he did privacy law and telecom stuff he did porn law (ran his own firm). Yes, really. He implemented some age verification system for the industry. His wife runs some talent agency. If you dig around online you'll find all sorts of interesting things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226884) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Ho lee fuck
Every time I poast pics of someone from irl there’s an Xo connection. I posted a pic of this chick with boltons I know and a poaster here had fucked her and poasted her initials.
So this dood married a former porn star??? |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:48 PM Author: glassy national Just to verify that I'm not bsing- his initials are DP, wife's first initial is M.
Can't confirm if she was ever a porn star, but draw your own conclusions. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Yep you’re right. And yeah I mean if she was in talent acquisition for porn she definitely did fuck movies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226912) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: glassy national No, she runs her own agency.
EDIT: or ran. I haven't had contact with this guy in a very long time. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:05 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Fuck me, I want to know about his private irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226964) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:07 PM Author: glassy national Listen, I only know some things. I'm sure there's a ton of totally insane shit that I never found out about. I had some crazy friends that did a deep dive into his personal life. The rumors were ... very interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226968) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:25 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Lmfao would you be willing to talk to me via throwaway or something? This is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226997) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: glassy national I'm out and about but I'll make a throwaway and post it here later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227052) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface 180 thanks brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227112) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:37 PM Author: fighting fragrant place of business incredible subthread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227118) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 PM Author: laughsome milky tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227444) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface i just re-read it three times. it's insanely awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227486) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Brass Racy Sweet Tailpipe Stage ZOZO delivers, yet again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49230113) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:46 PM Author: glassy national myxothrowaway456@proton.me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227131) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:01 PM Author: disgusting whorehouse This dude probably has an insane sex life that most XO denizens could only dream of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226952) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface Kind of crazy to me, as I knew him as a law partner guy. Then again my fellow biglol colleagues would have been shocked to know the type of shit I did. You never know I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49226970) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:19 PM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface lmao just read the email from your throwaway, JUST LMAO. wow.
i wont poast any of the content out of respect for pumo, but highly encourage him to poast some of them here because it's pretty wacky.
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Date: August 31st, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Histrionic drab box office really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227550) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 11:48 PM Author: Violet voyeur Do tell ffs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227571) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:06 AM Author: glassy national Sorry, too much irl detail to post here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227585) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Violet voyeur I don't know this guy and I really don't care about his irl I just need to know if he did gay porn scenes or whatever crazy shit happened. No doobs just being reasonable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227617) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:13 AM Author: glassy national I'm not aware of him being in any porn vids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227624) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:17 AM Author: Violet voyeur Damn so how salacious could it possibly be then just spill it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227626) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:25 AM Author: glassy national This is spicy for lawyers in normal jobs (think stuff ATL would publish), not stuff the NY Post would love to get a hold of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227629) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:34 AM Author: Violet voyeur Well I'm not a lawyer ATL is gay as fuck. I don't care if this guy did some gay law misconduct. But you seem like you can barely hold back talking about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227636) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:36 AM Author: glassy national This is all "gay lawyer shit." If you're not a lawyer then nothing here is particularly interesting for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227638) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 1:45 AM Author: Violet voyeur There's gotta be more about the porn stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227641) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface He’s right. What he told me is basically “this guy is an incompetent retard and asshole and basically fell upward for a while.” I’m sure there’s some wild shit about him out there but I didn’t get that from pumo. I’m certain there’s more porn info. I’ll find and poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227853) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 10:09 AM Author: Violet voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227968) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 PM Author: laughsome milky tanning salon I can’t stop staring at his nose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227435) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:32 AM Author: contagious henna macaca bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227917) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:58 PM Author: Flesh motley locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49228933) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 9:32 AM Author: contagious henna macaca bawdyhouse Is he Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49227919) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 2:41 PM Author: glassy national Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49228644) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 5:12 AM Author: Brass Racy Sweet Tailpipe Stage well he is a PORNOGRAPHER..... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49230112) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Jet-lagged Garrison Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49230308) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: Mailer Daemon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49236457) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49236701) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Totally not a troon named Robin Westman (blowing myself to kingdom cum - Отвали, Нимрод) need to know penis size but just by him being shorter than her it's clear he's a closeted fag and/or a russian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49236339) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. He is definitely not Russian. He is also not short irl. She is just tall and in heels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49239283) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: shortporch adelson ((zurich is stained)) Yea iirc he’s average height. I didn’t spend too much time around him or his lava lamp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767761&forum_id=2в#49239295) |