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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann
  12/08/25
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Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Multi-colored autistic market antidepressant drug
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/12/25
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Pearly supple senate patrolman
  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
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  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
provocative up-to-no-good double fault
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
provocative up-to-no-good double fault
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Glittery Smoky Brethren Athletic Conference
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
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  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann
  12/18/25
lol
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  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Pearly supple senate patrolman
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Insecure temple generalized bond
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
razzle hyperventilating corn cake
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Pearly supple senate patrolman
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Insecure temple generalized bond
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Pearly supple senate patrolman
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
turquoise parlour
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Ocher Selfie
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
garnet deep lodge pistol
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Ocher Selfie
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
garnet deep lodge pistol
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Ocher Selfie
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Insecure temple generalized bond
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
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  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
I am not!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic market antidepressant drug

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Station

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Pearly supple senate patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Bipolar floppy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: silver titillating jap preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good double fault

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good double fault

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Glittery Smoky Brethren Athletic Conference

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle charcoal gay wizard

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzle hyperventilating corn cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle charcoal gay wizard

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Pearly supple senate patrolman

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Insecure temple generalized bond

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzle hyperventilating corn cake

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Pearly supple senate patrolman

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Insecure temple generalized bond

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Pearly supple senate patrolman

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: garnet deep lodge pistol

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired range

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Passionate harsh brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: boyish dog poop orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cowardly ivory water buffalo

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: pale theatre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Coiffed Gaming Laptop Boltzmann

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: sexy bistre wrinkle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: turquoise parlour

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Ocher Selfie

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: garnet deep lodge pistol

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Ocher Selfie

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: garnet deep lodge pistol

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Ocher Selfie

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: pontificating death wish love of her life

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Insecure temple generalized bond

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: turquoise parlour

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Insecure temple generalized bond

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: pontificating death wish love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: turquoise parlour

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy pearl volcanic crater shitlib

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2в#49518198)