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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
effete trip brunch
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
insane lay becky
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
effete trip brunch
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
insane lay becky
  09/10/24
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dark area
  09/10/24
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dark area
  09/10/24
Same
maize hateful meetinghouse national security agency
  09/10/24
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dont waste ur life reading this post
  05/04/26
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dark area
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
effete trip brunch
  09/10/24
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dark area
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
effete trip brunch
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insane lay becky
  09/10/24
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Wonderful locus associate
  09/10/24
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Disrespectful concupiscible love of her life bbw
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
insane lay becky
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
primrose ladyboy crackhouse
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Tan sound barrier
  09/10/24
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effete trip brunch
  09/10/24
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crystalline ticket booth laser beams
  10/22/24
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dark area
  09/10/24
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Emerald dysfunction principal's office
  11/26/24
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Umber cuck
  03/12/26
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charismatic generalized bond
  10/07/24
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charismatic generalized bond
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
hairless unhinged tanning salon messiness
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
effete trip brunch
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
cracking yarmulke
  11/26/24
First day?
Dirtbag
  05/04/26
1800000
Scarlet faggot firefighter trailer park
  10/23/24
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o o m o x
  05/04/26
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chestnut market
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
o o m o x
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
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Dirtbag
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
niggerstomper59
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
Dirtbag
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: effete trip brunch

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: insane lay becky

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: effete trip brunch

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: insane lay becky

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: dark area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: dark area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: maize hateful meetinghouse national security agency

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: dont waste ur life reading this post



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: dark area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: effete trip brunch

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: dark area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: effete trip brunch

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: insane lay becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Wonderful locus associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Disrespectful concupiscible love of her life bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: insane lay becky

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: primrose ladyboy crackhouse

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Tan sound barrier

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: effete trip brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: crystalline ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: dark area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Emerald dysfunction principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Umber cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: charismatic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: charismatic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: hairless unhinged tanning salon messiness

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: effete trip brunch

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: cracking yarmulke

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Dirtbag

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Scarlet faggot firefighter trailer park

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: o o m o x



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: chestnut market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: o o m o x

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Dirtbag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Dirtbag

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2в#49863952)