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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Supple Opaque Quadroon

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Supple Opaque Quadroon



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: 180 menage



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Unhinged provocative stage keepsake machete



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: 180 menage



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: submissive philosopher-king

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: crimson dilemma

cr

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Unhinged provocative stage keepsake machete



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: floppy windowlicker



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: motley haunted graveyard

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Slippery mad cow disease

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Supple Opaque Quadroon

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: crimson dilemma

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: sable base candlestick maker

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: iridescent lettuce



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Pink elastic band affirmative action



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Unhinged provocative stage keepsake machete



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Contagious sweet tailpipe location



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Unhinged provocative stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: crimson dilemma

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: purple bull headed round eye forum



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Unhinged provocative stage keepsake machete



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Supple Opaque Quadroon



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: iridescent lettuce



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: jet exciting personal credit line

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: crimson dilemma



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Sticky rambunctious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Sticky rambunctious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: iridescent lettuce



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: onyx library queen of the night

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Supple Opaque Quadroon

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: iridescent lettuce

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Sticky rambunctious really tough guy



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Supple Opaque Quadroon



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: angry cracking rehab



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Dashing Nubile Office



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Supple Opaque Quadroon



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Talented market

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: floppy windowlicker

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: demanding box office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2в#49467431)