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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Wild twinkling trust fund resort
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Claret office boiling water
  08/28/25
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Wild twinkling trust fund resort
  08/28/25
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Glittery brilliant friendly grandma library
  08/28/25
that's it?
Razzle-dazzle avocado spot
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Wild twinkling trust fund resort
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
sienna razzmatazz candlestick maker dingle berry
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Razzle-dazzle avocado spot
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
geriatric partner
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
slate drunken stage volcanic crater
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
geriatric partner
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
slate drunken stage volcanic crater
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
geriatric partner
  08/29/25
Haha wow
aphrodisiac carmine school
  08/28/25
Happy?
Stirring Trump Supporter
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
aphrodisiac carmine school
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
geriatric partner
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Glittery brilliant friendly grandma library
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
geriatric partner
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Glittery brilliant friendly grandma library
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
arousing cream theatre coffee pot
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
adventurous blue rehab
  08/28/25
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Chestnut Hyperactive Forum
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Vibrant ebony theater
  08/29/25
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Kenneth Play
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Passionate Sapphire Becky
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Soggy depressive therapy
  08/29/25
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Chestnut Hyperactive Forum
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
mauve skinny woman associate
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Soggy depressive therapy
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
slate drunken stage volcanic crater
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
histrionic site
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
geriatric partner
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
aphrodisiac carmine school
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Passionate Sapphire Becky
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Candy Ride
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Gay bateful address
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
jaxson dart
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
bloomington
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
potluck
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Candy Ride
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Bob Rooney
  09/01/25
...
Candy Ride
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Bob Rooney
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Candy Ride
  09/01/25
Lolololol
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
bloomington
  09/01/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Post nut horror
  09/01/25
Fuck you
bloomington
  09/01/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Wild twinkling trust fund resort



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Claret office boiling water

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Wild twinkling trust fund resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Glittery brilliant friendly grandma library



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado spot

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Wild twinkling trust fund resort

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: sienna razzmatazz candlestick maker dingle berry

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado spot

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: geriatric partner

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: slate drunken stage volcanic crater

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: geriatric partner

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: slate drunken stage volcanic crater

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: geriatric partner

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221953)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac carmine school

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Stirring Trump Supporter

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac carmine school

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: geriatric partner

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Glittery brilliant friendly grandma library

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: geriatric partner

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Glittery brilliant friendly grandma library

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: arousing cream theatre coffee pot

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: adventurous blue rehab

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Chestnut Hyperactive Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Vibrant ebony theater

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Passionate Sapphire Becky

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Soggy depressive therapy

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Chestnut Hyperactive Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: mauve skinny woman associate

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Soggy depressive therapy

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: slate drunken stage volcanic crater

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: histrionic site

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: geriatric partner

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac carmine school

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Passionate Sapphire Becky

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Candy Ride

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Gay bateful address

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: jaxson dart

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: potluck

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bob Rooney

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bob Rooney

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Candy Ride

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228922)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Post nut horror

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2в#49229153)