\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Appetizing maroon immigrant
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Appetizing maroon immigrant
  11/11/25
...
Exciting market quadroon
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Boyish startling reading party orchestra pit
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Cowardly deer antler corner
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Cowardly deer antler corner
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
up-to-no-good station
  11/11/25
...
Narrow-minded Lime Coffee Pot
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Buck-toothed Garrison Genital Piercing
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
...
stimulating hilarious tattoo center
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
clear space main people
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
vermilion alcoholic field dysfunction
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
vermilion alcoholic field dysfunction
  11/11/25
...
clear space main people
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Swashbuckling abusive laser beams
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Wonderful garnet macaca business firm
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Swashbuckling abusive laser beams
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
olive rehab hairy legs
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Erotic Giraffe
  11/11/25
...
Light apoplectic selfie property
  11/12/25
lmfao
Supple library turdskin
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Heady ebony university
  11/11/25
...
olive rehab hairy legs
  11/11/25
...
Mint Aromatic Shrine
  11/11/25
...
frisky aqua step-uncle's house fanboi
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Chestnut round eye
  11/12/25
...
Light apoplectic selfie property
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
jade clown state
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
tp
frisky aqua step-uncle's house fanboi
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Stirring liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Insanely Creepy Ceo
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
cream thriller range
  11/11/25
...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Soul-stirring carmine hall
  11/11/25
...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
...
Light apoplectic selfie property
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Mint Aromatic Shrine
  11/11/25
...
Narrow-minded Lime Coffee Pot
  11/11/25
...
vigorous travel guidebook
  11/11/25
...
Appetizing maroon immigrant
  11/11/25
...
stimulating hilarious tattoo center
  11/11/25
...
Stirring liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
...
Laughsome national police squad
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
sooty abode
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
Out-of-control queen of the night kitty cat
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Exciting market quadroon
  11/12/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Appetizing maroon immigrant

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420646)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420664)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Appetizing maroon immigrant

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420668)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Exciting market quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421713)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Boyish startling reading party orchestra pit

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420648)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Cowardly deer antler corner

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420666)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420757)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Cowardly deer antler corner

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420882)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good station

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420945)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Lime Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422488)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Garrison Genital Piercing

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420982)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421568)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: stimulating hilarious tattoo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421769)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: clear space main people

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420667)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: vermilion alcoholic field dysfunction

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420702)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420763)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: vermilion alcoholic field dysfunction

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420966)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: clear space main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420980)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling abusive laser beams

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420711)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420770)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Wonderful garnet macaca business firm

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420795)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling abusive laser beams

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420895)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: olive rehab hairy legs

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420744)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420794)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Erotic Giraffe

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421684)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Light apoplectic selfie property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423279)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Supple library turdskin

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422306)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Heady ebony university

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421290)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: olive rehab hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421701)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Mint Aromatic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421719)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: frisky aqua step-uncle's house fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422505)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Chestnut round eye

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423235)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Light apoplectic selfie property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423280)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: jade clown state

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420751)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420801)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: frisky aqua step-uncle's house fanboi

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420952)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Stirring liquid oxygen

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420754)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Ceo

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420758)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420806)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cream thriller range

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420807)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420951)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring carmine hall

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49420991)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421703)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Light apoplectic selfie property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423284)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Mint Aromatic Shrine

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421274)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Lime Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421291)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: vigorous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421338)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Appetizing maroon immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421686)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: stimulating hilarious tattoo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421770)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Stirring liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421791)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Laughsome national police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49422490)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: sooty abode

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421287)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sepia weed whacker organic girlfriend

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49421564)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control queen of the night kitty cat

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49423288)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Exciting market quadroon

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2в#49424851)