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bearded kink-friendly hall
  07/02/19
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bearded kink-friendly hall
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Brilliant splenetic library
  12/20/20
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Black haunted graveyard orchestra pit
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Bateful therapy
  08/21/19
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Overrated property coldplay fan
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Comical weed whacker
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
aromatic pistol school cafeteria
  08/21/19
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hateful corn cake
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Cordovan Bisexual University Alpha
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Bateful therapy
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
aromatic pistol school cafeteria
  08/21/19
emergency money
Bateful therapy
  08/21/19
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Silver lascivious codepig roast beef
  09/01/19
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concupiscible brethren
  03/06/20
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concupiscible brethren
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
impressive provocative private investor corner
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Alcoholic Step-uncle's House
  09/01/19
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Silver lascivious codepig roast beef
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Comical weed whacker
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
hateful corn cake
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
outnumbered rigor
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
bearded kink-friendly hall
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Multi-colored effete toaster trailer park
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
french dead wrinkle
  09/10/21
great thread
medicated bawdyhouse
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
bearded kink-friendly hall
  04/10/23
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Black haunted graveyard orchestra pit
  04/10/23
i love men
medicated bawdyhouse
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Alcoholic Step-uncle's House
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
bearded kink-friendly hall
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
sexy parlor
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
bearded kink-friendly hall
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
bearded kink-friendly hall
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Brilliant splenetic library

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Black haunted graveyard orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Bateful therapy

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Overrated property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Comical weed whacker

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: aromatic pistol school cafeteria

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: hateful corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Cordovan Bisexual University Alpha

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Bateful therapy

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: aromatic pistol school cafeteria

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Bateful therapy

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Silver lascivious codepig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: concupiscible brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: concupiscible brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: impressive provocative private investor corner

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic Step-uncle's House

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Silver lascivious codepig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Comical weed whacker

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: hateful corn cake

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: outnumbered rigor

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored effete toaster trailer park

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: french dead wrinkle

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: medicated bawdyhouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Black haunted graveyard orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: medicated bawdyhouse

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Step-uncle's House

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: sexy parlor

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: bearded kink-friendly hall

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264493)