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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Cordovan love of her life
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Cordovan love of her life
  10/17/25
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Erotic Forum
  10/17/25
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awkward corner
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Pale Titillating Point Pistol
  10/17/25
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coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
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bat shit crazy people who are hurt
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Tripping elastic band legal warrant
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Pale Titillating Point Pistol
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Pale Titillating Point Pistol
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
splenetic nighttime theater
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Purple laser beams shrine
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Cream Wagecucks Locale
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Cream Wagecucks Locale
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Hairraiser Kink-friendly Property
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Cream Wagecucks Locale
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
supple bearded roast beef
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
talented selfie house
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
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fighting nowag hospital
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Hairraiser Kink-friendly Property
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Erotic Forum
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Misunderstood grizzly field puppy
  10/17/25
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coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
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fighting nowag hospital
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Erotic Forum
  10/17/25
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bat shit crazy people who are hurt
  10/17/25
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Fiercely-loyal Mad-dog Skullcap Theater Stage
  10/18/25
lol
Mewling State
  10/18/25
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  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Heady Mint Chapel
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Heady Mint Chapel
  10/17/25
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coral indian lodge dog poop
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awkward corner
  10/18/25
:(
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Flickering arrogant weed whacker idea he suggested
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
internet-worthy meetinghouse skinny woman
  10/18/25
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Mentally Impaired Greedy Potus Heaven
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Tripping elastic band legal warrant
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
passionate codepig karate
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
shimmering stock car
  10/18/25
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Flickering arrogant weed whacker idea he suggested
  10/18/25
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Pale Titillating Point Pistol
  10/18/25
no homo at all
coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
passionate codepig karate
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Pale Titillating Point Pistol
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
walnut cruise ship
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Trip locus faggot firefighter
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
galvanic address dragon
  10/18/25
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splenetic nighttime theater
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Heady Mint Chapel
  10/18/25
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coral indian lodge dog poop
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Cordovan love of her life

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Cordovan love of her life

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Erotic Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: awkward corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Pale Titillating Point Pistol

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bat shit crazy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Tripping elastic band legal warrant

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Pale Titillating Point Pistol

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Pale Titillating Point Pistol

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: splenetic nighttime theater

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Purple laser beams shrine

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Cream Wagecucks Locale

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Cream Wagecucks Locale

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Kink-friendly Property

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Cream Wagecucks Locale

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: supple bearded roast beef

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: talented selfie house

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: fighting nowag hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Kink-friendly Property

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Erotic Forum

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood grizzly field puppy

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fighting nowag hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Erotic Forum

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bat shit crazy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mad-dog Skullcap Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Mewling State

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bateful saffron ladyboy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Heady Mint Chapel

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Heady Mint Chapel

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: awkward corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Provocative anal hissy fit kitty cat

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Flickering arrogant weed whacker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy meetinghouse skinny woman

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Greedy Potus Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Tripping elastic band legal warrant

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: passionate codepig karate

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: shimmering stock car

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Flickering arrogant weed whacker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Pale Titillating Point Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: passionate codepig karate

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Pale Titillating Point Pistol

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: walnut cruise ship

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Trip locus faggot firefighter

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: galvanic address dragon

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: splenetic nighttime theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Heady Mint Chapel

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: coral indian lodge dog poop



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