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Which is worse: swapping gum w Zurich, or having Buttcheeks as a son in law?

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flushed community account
  04/25/26
like a moth to a flame welcome back sp!
shivering godawful organic girlfriend
  04/25/26
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Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button
  04/25/26
I’d be honored if buttcheeks locked my daughter down
Infuriating Boistinker
  04/25/26
or either of my sons
Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button
  04/25/26
jfc
Floppy Site
  04/25/26
zurich had a bite of my ice cream from my spoon last time i ...
shivering godawful organic girlfriend
  04/25/26
Thread has become uncomfortable as it becomes apparent that ...
Rusted talented hunting ground
  04/25/26
I have a busy couple of months ahead of me it seems. I'll ta...
Floppy Site
  04/25/26
As always, we are deeply appreciative of your service, sir
Rusted talented hunting ground
  04/25/26
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Floppy Site
  04/25/26
As part of a co-dependent narcissist team, I am sure you wil...
odious set round eye
  04/25/26
What the fuck. How did you find this out? Delete this
Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button
  04/25/26
no no no I really want to know more about this
Floppy Site
  04/25/26
idc. after i poasted the "redacted" pics of us las...
shivering godawful organic girlfriend
  04/25/26
lol you are genuinely pathetic. What a disaster.
odious set round eye
  04/25/26
you won't do shit bitchboi. your last active phase ended wit...
shivering godawful organic girlfriend
  04/25/26
if you ever go down to Richmond to do deposition against spa...
Floppy Site
  04/25/26
your depo was a fucking joke also Crowder
odious set round eye
  04/25/26
you are a complete joke junkie bro
odious set round eye
  04/25/26
He will do nothing, just as he did with me. Oh well you&rsqu...
Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button
  04/25/26
Isn’t buttcheeks in his late 50s or is that someone el...
Multi-colored stock car
  04/25/26
My daughter is only 9 so he’s gonna have to wait 9 mor...
Infuriating Boistinker
  04/25/26
No he's about 38 or 39.
odious set round eye
  04/25/26
jfc no
Floppy Site
  04/25/26
Be honest your parents cringed when you informed them you&rs...
Multi-colored stock car
  04/25/26
Zurich is 180, I'd swap gum with him anytime, assuming he ma...
pea-brained alcoholic fortuitous meteor antidepressant drug
  04/25/26
And ART
odious set round eye
  04/25/26
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niglibs
  04/26/26
I honestly don't understand what spaceporn was trying to do ...
niggerstomper59
  04/26/26
yeah its out of character for him to generate bizarre, inscr...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/26/26
why would it be bad to swap gum with me? i get he's suggesti...
niglibs
  04/26/26
some connection to my now-revealed identity as Crowder is th...
niggerstomper59
  04/26/26
i don't think its limited to implying you have hiv. it's tha...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/26/26
hmm. counterpoint: he has pussy lips where there should appe...
niglibs
  04/26/26
i mean yeah spaceporn has no business m/d/ting anyone which ...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/26/26
he flails, and then talks like some kind of badass ("ke...
niglibs
  04/26/26
Buttcheeks is like 70 or 80. Would be super weird having him...
Buses
  04/26/26
after I was outed as being 400 lbs just yesterday I am start...
niggerstomper59
  04/26/26
Missed that thread but 400 lb is not that big imo. I have a ...
Buses
  04/26/26
398lb bud. don't sell yourself short. you're trending in the...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/26/26
my mother commented just the other day that I seem to be sli...
niggerstomper59
  04/26/26
how about a what's eating gilbert grape parody where louis i...
non stop prop op from israel
  04/26/26
my first gf was obsessed with leo dicaprio. she was a 3 or a...
niglibs
  04/26/26
So you're saying that you truly are twice the man he will ev...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/26/26
lmao
niggerstomper59
  04/26/26


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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: flushed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841623)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: shivering godawful organic girlfriend

like a moth to a flame

welcome back sp!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841638)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841641)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Infuriating Boistinker

I’d be honored if buttcheeks locked my daughter down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841642)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button

or either of my sons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841643)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Floppy Site

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841648)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: shivering godawful organic girlfriend

zurich had a bite of my ice cream from my spoon last time i saw him, which is similar to swapping gum

and yes i would be honored if buttcheeks locked down my dotter or even locking him down myself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841647)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Rusted talented hunting ground

Thread has become uncomfortable as it becomes apparent that buttcheeks has a lot of xo dotters to run through or be proven gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841655)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Floppy Site

I have a busy couple of months ahead of me it seems. I'll take one for the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841675)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Rusted talented hunting ground

As always, we are deeply appreciative of your service, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841737)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Floppy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841741)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: odious set round eye

As part of a co-dependent narcissist team, I am sure you will back up your junkie pal to the end of time. Especially since he just helped get you that job at Littler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841666)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button

What the fuck. How did you find this out? Delete this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841778)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Floppy Site

no no no I really want to know more about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841783)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: shivering godawful organic girlfriend

idc. after i poasted the "redacted" pics of us last time i flew out i figured there were enough breadcrumbs dropped that i could be outed. idc, most people here know who i am already, and what's spaceporn gonna do? some BAR COMPLAINTS like with you? now that he knows who i am he's definitely not gonna do shit. imagine his boss's reaction if he contacted my firm using his firm's letterhead lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841804)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: odious set round eye

lol you are genuinely pathetic. What a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841812)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: shivering godawful organic girlfriend

you won't do shit bitchboi. your last active phase ended with repeated threats to sue me. as i said then, i am *VERY* eager to litigate against you and poast about it in real time here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841824)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Floppy Site

if you ever go down to Richmond to do deposition against spacey can you please waive me in and bring me along for the ride? I will bring the popcorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841825)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: odious set round eye

your depo was a fucking joke also Crowder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841836)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: odious set round eye

you are a complete joke junkie bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841834)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Vermilion Home Factory Reset Button

He will do nothing, just as he did with me. Oh well you’re outed too now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841827)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored stock car

Isn’t buttcheeks in his late 50s or is that someone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841669)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Infuriating Boistinker

My daughter is only 9 so he’s gonna have to wait 9 more years (or maybe 5 in certain jurisdictions)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841674)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: odious set round eye

No he's about 38 or 39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841676)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Floppy Site

jfc no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841677)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored stock car

Be honest your parents cringed when you informed them you’d be adding a green card seeking gook bitch you dug out of some Korean rice trench to their family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841661)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: pea-brained alcoholic fortuitous meteor antidepressant drug

Zurich is 180, I'd swap gum with him anytime, assuming he maintains minimal dental standards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841807)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: odious set round eye

And ART

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49841813)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: niglibs ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49843850)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

I honestly don't understand what spaceporn was trying to do with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49843953)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

yeah its out of character for him to generate bizarre, inscrutable insults and threats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49843969)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: niglibs ((zurich is stained))

why would it be bad to swap gum with me? i get he's suggesting i have HIV or whatever, but you obviously can't get that from saliva, and even if you could, you wouldn't get it that way bc HIV dies the second it hits air.

i don't understand the "son in law" thing. is buttcheeks married? i guess this is related to something steve crowder did to his in laws? (because buttcheeks is podcaster steve crowder).

this thread represents an extremely poor effort on his part. just dumb and sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49843977)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

some connection to my now-revealed identity as Crowder is the only thing that makes any sense at all to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49843983)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

i don't think its limited to implying you have hiv. it's that your mouth is a petri dish for various diseases that sharing gum with you would be a big risk. which, tbf, is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49843986)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: niglibs ((zurich is stained))

hmm. counterpoint: he has pussy lips where there should appear a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844001)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

i mean yeah spaceporn has no business m/d/ting anyone which is why it's so funny to see him flailing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844025)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: niglibs ((zurich is stained))

he flails, and then talks like some kind of badass ("keep my name out of your mouth, bitch," etc.), which is absolutely hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844179)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Buses

Buttcheeks is like 70 or 80. Would be super weird having him be married to your hot 17 yo chi omega daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844007)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

after I was outed as being 400 lbs just yesterday I am starting to become doobsable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844013)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Buses

Missed that thread but 400 lb is not that big imo. I have a 42 waist iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844027)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

398lb bud. don't sell yourself short. you're trending in the right direction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844032)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

my mother commented just the other day that I seem to be slimming down a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844037)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

how about a what's eating gilbert grape parody where louis is johnny depp, im the retard dicaprio, and you're the obese shutin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844041)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: niglibs ((zurich is stained))

my first gf was obsessed with leo dicaprio. she was a 3 or a 4, legit SPED, and gaslit me into thinking i had herpes for a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844264)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

So you're saying that you truly are twice the man he will ever be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844186)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2в#49844208)