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diverse hospital
  07/02/19
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diverse hospital
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
diverse hospital
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Ebony cumskin church building
  12/20/20
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glittery maize jew black woman
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Boyish hominid athletic conference
  08/21/19
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Salmon Kitty Cat Trailer Park
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
godawful know-it-all senate old irish cottage
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Swashbuckling parlor fanboi
  08/21/19
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supple property giraffe
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
confused garrison
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Boyish hominid athletic conference
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Swashbuckling parlor fanboi
  08/21/19
emergency money
Boyish hominid athletic conference
  08/21/19
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umber fragrant corn cake
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ruddy indian lodge goyim
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ruddy indian lodge goyim
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hehe
ruby curious nibblets school cafeteria
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Ebony cumskin church building
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Rambunctious talented forum
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
diverse hospital
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Snowy range stock car
  09/01/19
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umber fragrant corn cake
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
godawful know-it-all senate old irish cottage
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
diverse hospital
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
supple property giraffe
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
diverse hospital
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
anal theatre bbw
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
diverse hospital
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
cerise bawdyhouse
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
diverse hospital
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Judgmental stead
  09/10/21
great thread
Magical deep church
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
diverse hospital
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
diverse hospital
  04/10/23
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glittery maize jew black woman
  04/10/23
i love men
Magical deep church
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
diverse hospital
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
diverse hospital
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Snowy range stock car
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
diverse hospital
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Chest-beating trust fund fortuitous meteor
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
diverse hospital
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
diverse hospital
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
diverse hospital
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
diverse hospital
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
Zero Income No Kids
  11/14/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: diverse hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: diverse hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: diverse hospital

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Ebony cumskin church building

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: glittery maize jew black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Boyish hominid athletic conference

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Salmon Kitty Cat Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: godawful know-it-all senate old irish cottage

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling parlor fanboi

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: supple property giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: confused garrison

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Boyish hominid athletic conference

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling parlor fanboi

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Boyish hominid athletic conference

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: umber fragrant corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: ruddy indian lodge goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: ruddy indian lodge goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: ruby curious nibblets school cafeteria

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Ebony cumskin church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious talented forum

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: diverse hospital

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Snowy range stock car

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: umber fragrant corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: godawful know-it-all senate old irish cottage

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: diverse hospital

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: supple property giraffe

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: diverse hospital

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: anal theatre bbw

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: diverse hospital

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: cerise bawdyhouse

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: diverse hospital

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Judgmental stead

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Magical deep church

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: diverse hospital

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: diverse hospital

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: glittery maize jew black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Magical deep church

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: diverse hospital

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: diverse hospital

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Snowy range stock car

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: diverse hospital

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Chest-beating trust fund fortuitous meteor

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: diverse hospital

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: diverse hospital

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: diverse hospital

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: diverse hospital

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2в#49430061)