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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Ruddy effete hall foreskin
  11/24/25
No
Flirting arousing turdskin cuck
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
drab irradiated heaven
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Flirting arousing turdskin cuck
  11/24/25
...
Black cruel-hearted jap persian
  11/25/25
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exciting coral newt french chef
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Black cruel-hearted jap persian
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Black cruel-hearted jap persian
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Black cruel-hearted jap persian
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
high-end theatre
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
high-end theatre
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
high-end theatre
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Electric Cordovan Tanning Salon
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Ruddy effete hall foreskin
  11/24/25
yes
judgmental faggot firefighter
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
gold abode cuckoldry
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
...
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Curious friendly grandma
  11/24/25
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titillating chestnut toaster people who are hurt
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
hairless gas station
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
hairless gas station
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
Fragrant rough-skinned locale
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
misunderstood provocative patrolman meetinghouse
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
vivacious university
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Ruddy effete hall foreskin
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
elite old irish cottage
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
excitant topaz goal in life casino
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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  11/24/25
...
maroon impertinent mental disorder ceo
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Ivory charismatic spot laser beams
  11/24/25
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pearly travel guidebook lay
  11/25/25
...
Motley Ultramarine Senate
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Sadistic lime lodge place of business
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
gold abode cuckoldry
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Vibrant zippy gaping principal's office
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Sadistic lime lodge place of business
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Glittery church building depressive
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Sadistic lime lodge place of business
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
odious half-breed voyeur
  11/25/25
...
hairless gas station
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
wine idiotic hell candlestick maker
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Hideous native associate
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
Stimulating faggotry
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Ruddy effete hall foreskin

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Flirting arousing turdskin cuck

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: drab irradiated heaven

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Flirting arousing turdskin cuck

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Black cruel-hearted jap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: exciting coral newt french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Black cruel-hearted jap persian

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Black cruel-hearted jap persian

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Black cruel-hearted jap persian

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: high-end theatre

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: high-end theatre

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: high-end theatre

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Electric Cordovan Tanning Salon

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Ruddy effete hall foreskin

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: judgmental faggot firefighter

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: gold abode cuckoldry

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: excitant topaz goal in life casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Curious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: titillating chestnut toaster people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: hairless gas station

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: hairless gas station

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Fragrant rough-skinned locale

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: misunderstood provocative patrolman meetinghouse

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: vivacious university

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Ruddy effete hall foreskin

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: elite old irish cottage

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: excitant topaz goal in life casino

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good know-it-all business firm circlehead

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: maroon impertinent mental disorder ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Ivory charismatic spot laser beams

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: pearly travel guidebook lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Motley Ultramarine Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sadistic lime lodge place of business

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: gold abode cuckoldry

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Vibrant zippy gaping principal's office

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Sadistic lime lodge place of business

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Glittery church building depressive

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Sadistic lime lodge place of business

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: odious half-breed voyeur

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: hairless gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: wine idiotic hell candlestick maker

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Hideous native associate

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Stimulating faggotry

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2в#49460651)