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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Yellow Station
  12/29/15
b!
pearl quadroon plaza
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C
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vigorous lemon stage
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c
titillating maize hall
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a
stirring glassy kitty
  12/29/15
a
grizzly french persian abode
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
pearl quadroon plaza
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Yellow Station
  12/29/15
...
vigorous lemon stage
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
pearl quadroon plaza
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Vibrant Market
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vigorous lemon stage
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?
Vibrant Market
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...
vigorous lemon stage
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Yellow Station
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...
vigorous lemon stage
  12/29/15
c for sure
Vibrant Market
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C
grizzly french persian abode
  12/29/15
c
Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor
  12/29/15
Xo
light personal credit line institution
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Aromatic balding site mood
  12/30/15
C!
pearl quadroon plaza
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
pearl quadroon plaza
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
passionate space
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...
vigorous lemon stage
  12/29/15
...
light personal credit line institution
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Bull headed carmine giraffe
  12/29/15
lol ouch
curious trump supporter
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Vibrant Market
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...
multi-colored brass electric furnace
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vigorous lemon stage
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Snowy field
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Yellow Station
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2
curious trump supporter
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Snowy field
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police
Aromatic balding site mood
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1
grizzly french persian abode
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
light personal credit line institution
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...
light personal credit line institution
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4 and 180
Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor
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...
light personal credit line institution
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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Big Casino
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Yellow Station

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: pearl quadroon plaza

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: light personal credit line institution

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: vigorous lemon stage



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: titillating maize hall

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: stirring glassy kitty

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: grizzly french persian abode

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: pearl quadroon plaza

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Yellow Station

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: vigorous lemon stage



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: pearl quadroon plaza

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Market

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: vigorous lemon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Market

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: vigorous lemon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Yellow Station

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: vigorous lemon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Market

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: grizzly french persian abode

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: light personal credit line institution

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Aromatic balding site mood

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: pearl quadroon plaza

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: pearl quadroon plaza

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: passionate space

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: vigorous lemon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: light personal credit line institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Bull headed carmine giraffe

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: curious trump supporter

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Market

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: multi-colored brass electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: vigorous lemon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Snowy field

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Yellow Station

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: curious trump supporter

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Snowy field

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Aromatic balding site mood

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: grizzly french persian abode

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: light personal credit line institution

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: light personal credit line institution



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse Nursing Home Private Investor

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: light personal credit line institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Contagious Theater Stage

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Big Casino



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: mildly autistic round eye tanning salon

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2в#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: comical antidepressant drug



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