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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
glittery embarrassed to the bone public bath coffee pot
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
glittery embarrassed to the bone public bath coffee pot
  10/17/25
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Idiotic Senate Prole
  10/17/25
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violent resort associate
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Adventurous half-breed
  10/17/25
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Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
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fighting range wagecucks
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
swashbuckling gay heaven therapy
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Adventurous half-breed
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Adventurous half-breed
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Supple filthy toilet seat
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Amber Appetizing Dopamine Karate
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Poppy fantasy-prone garrison ladyboy
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Poppy fantasy-prone garrison ladyboy
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
iridescent coldplay fan
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Poppy fantasy-prone garrison ladyboy
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Talented Cobalt Area
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
buck-toothed partner cuckoldry
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
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deep tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
iridescent coldplay fan
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Idiotic Senate Prole
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
thriller alcoholic brethren
  10/17/25
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Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
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deep tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Idiotic Senate Prole
  10/17/25
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fighting range wagecucks
  10/17/25
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Fuchsia tattoo
  10/18/25
lol
nighttime boyish theatre kitty
  10/18/25
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magenta dragon
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
abusive abnormal alpha stage
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
abusive abnormal alpha stage
  10/17/25
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Chrome lodge
  10/17/25
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violent resort associate
  10/18/25
:(
bistre home
  10/17/25
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Cocky stimulating hall
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
hairraiser cerise masturbator
  10/18/25
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Aqua locus
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
swashbuckling gay heaven therapy
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
snowy low-t nowag
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Contagious Mustard Gaming Laptop Ticket Booth
  10/18/25
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Cocky stimulating hall
  10/18/25
...
Adventurous half-breed
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Chrome lodge
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
snowy low-t nowag
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Adventurous half-breed
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Scarlet foreskin headpube
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
motley native digit ratio
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
curious grizzly corn cake
  10/18/25
...
Supple filthy toilet seat
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
abusive abnormal alpha stage
  10/18/25
...
Chrome lodge
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: glittery embarrassed to the bone public bath coffee pot

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: glittery embarrassed to the bone public bath coffee pot

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Idiotic Senate Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: violent resort associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Adventurous half-breed

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Chrome lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: fighting range wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay heaven therapy

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Adventurous half-breed

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Adventurous half-breed

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Supple filthy toilet seat

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Amber Appetizing Dopamine Karate

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Poppy fantasy-prone garrison ladyboy

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Poppy fantasy-prone garrison ladyboy

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: iridescent coldplay fan

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Poppy fantasy-prone garrison ladyboy

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Talented Cobalt Area

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: buck-toothed partner cuckoldry

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: deep tanning salon international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: iridescent coldplay fan

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Idiotic Senate Prole

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic brethren

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Chrome lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: deep tanning salon international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Idiotic Senate Prole

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: fighting range wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: nighttime boyish theatre kitty

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: magenta dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: abusive abnormal alpha stage

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: abusive abnormal alpha stage

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Chrome lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: violent resort associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bistre home

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Cocky stimulating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: hairraiser cerise masturbator

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Aqua locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay heaven therapy

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: snowy low-t nowag

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Contagious Mustard Gaming Laptop Ticket Booth

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cocky stimulating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Adventurous half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Chrome lodge

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: snowy low-t nowag

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Adventurous half-breed

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Scarlet foreskin headpube

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: motley native digit ratio

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: curious grizzly corn cake

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Supple filthy toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: abusive abnormal alpha stage

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Chrome lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359746)