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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
stimulating poppy mother
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
stimulating poppy mother
  10/17/25
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sooty pervert
  10/17/25
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pungent flickering pistol knife
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef
  10/17/25
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kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
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Floppy Theater Stage Mood
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Dilemma
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Spruce brunch sandwich
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
bespoke impertinent institution
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Learning disabled psychic
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Learning disabled psychic
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Metal Misunderstood Gas Station
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Learning disabled psychic
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Silver pisswyrm hospital
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Vigorous home
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
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opaque round eye lay
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Metal Misunderstood Gas Station
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
sooty pervert
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
exciting hell weed whacker
  10/17/25
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kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
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opaque round eye lay
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
sooty pervert
  10/17/25
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Floppy Theater Stage Mood
  10/17/25
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Scarlet scourge upon the earth multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
lol
Soul-stirring Library Cumskin
  10/18/25
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embarrassed to the bone vibrant hairy legs whorehouse
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
marvelous brethren parlour
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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  10/17/25
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kink-friendly maroon set
  10/17/25
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pungent flickering pistol knife
  10/18/25
:(
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Aphrodisiac Faggotry
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
laughsome stag film
  10/18/25
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Pale sex offender
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Dilemma
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Razzle-dazzle Pocket Flask Deer Antler
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
180 orchestra pit
  10/18/25
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Aphrodisiac Faggotry
  10/18/25
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thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef
  10/18/25
no homo at all
kink-friendly maroon set
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Razzle-dazzle Pocket Flask Deer Antler
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Maize Preventive Strike Toilet Seat
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
black sneaky criminal
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
pearl french death wish roommate
  10/18/25
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Spruce brunch sandwich
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
marvelous brethren parlour
  10/18/25
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kink-friendly maroon set
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: stimulating poppy mother

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: stimulating poppy mother

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: sooty pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: pungent flickering pistol knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Dilemma

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Spruce brunch sandwich

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bespoke impertinent institution

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled psychic

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Learning disabled psychic

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Metal Misunderstood Gas Station

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Learning disabled psychic

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Silver pisswyrm hospital

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous home

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: opaque round eye lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Metal Misunderstood Gas Station

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: sooty pervert

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: exciting hell weed whacker

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: opaque round eye lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: sooty pervert

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy Theater Stage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Scarlet scourge upon the earth multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Library Cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant hairy legs whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: marvelous brethren parlour

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: marvelous brethren parlour

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: pungent flickering pistol knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: cerebral trump supporter corner

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: laughsome stag film

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Pale sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Stubborn Faggot Firefighter Dilemma

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pocket Flask Deer Antler

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pocket Flask Deer Antler

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: thriller twinkling coffee pot french chef

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Maize Preventive Strike Toilet Seat

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: black sneaky criminal

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: pearl french death wish roommate

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Spruce brunch sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: marvelous brethren parlour

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly maroon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2в#49359746)