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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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  01/26/16
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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Cr edit
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Cr
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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180
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  01/26/16
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It actually hurt to read this
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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toxic
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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Bossy Excitant Hominid
  12/26/17
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claret dilemma
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
claret dilemma
  01/25/16
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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Clear Set
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Cr
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are u stil maried
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yes - 3 years this May
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cerebral school cafeteria degenerate
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  01/26/16
jfc
domesticated rose lay
  01/26/16
...
jet-lagged box office
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
ungodly ticket booth
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
do u love it
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
Fishy regret
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
ungodly ticket booth
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
domesticated rose lay
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
domesticated rose lay
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
ungodly ticket booth
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
domesticated rose lay
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
confused temple
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
generalized bond stage
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Lime frisky parlour partner
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic crystalline elastic band
  01/26/16
...
Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
cerise stimulating fat ankles antidepressant drug
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...
buff electric furnace abode
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
brindle house
  01/26/16
JFC
  01/26/16
180
chocolate mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Charismatic crystalline elastic band
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
generalized bond stage
  01/26/16
...
generalized bond stage
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
180 twist
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  01/26/16
...
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  01/26/16
THIS
floppy forum
  01/26/16
...
Violent
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Violet nubile gas station
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Violet nubile gas station
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
razzle casino
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Erotic Pervert
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
razzle casino
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Lime frisky parlour partner
  01/26/16
...
Charcoal exciting trailer park
  01/26/16
180
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Nofapping mewling pozpig station
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  01/27/16
...
buff electric furnace abode
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
stirring yarmulke mood
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Unholy free-loading voyeur
  05/19/16
repost please
Nofapping mewling pozpig station
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
silver irradiated national coffee pot
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Unholy free-loading voyeur
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
confused temple
  01/26/16
tyft brother
floppy forum
  01/26/16
...
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible Pit Gaping
  01/27/16
180.
Dashing Greedy Idiot Range
  01/27/16
...
Violent
  01/29/16
...
Laughsome pearly rigpig school
  01/31/16
...
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
goyim masturbator
  02/02/16
brave
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  02/03/16
...
Avocado passionate double fault
  02/22/16
...
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
ivory pisswyrm
  02/22/16
...
Nofapping mewling pozpig station
  03/08/16
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  09/27/16
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  03/04/16
...
domesticated rose lay
  04/04/16
...
razzle-dazzle lettuce
  04/04/16
cr
ungodly ticket booth
  04/20/16
...
Avocado passionate double fault
  05/11/16
...
Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  05/11/16
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  06/17/16
...
flirting
  09/27/16
...
domesticated rose lay
  10/21/16
mods please delete
buff electric furnace abode
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
razzle casino
  10/24/16
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Unholy free-loading voyeur
  10/24/16
...
Laughsome pearly rigpig school
  10/27/16
...
Crawly weed whacker death wish
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
buff electric furnace abode
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Medicated ruddy
  01/23/17
... ...
cocky bisexual center
  01/23/17
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  07/08/17
Lol
ivory pisswyrm
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Grizzly kitty cat
  01/16/19
...
Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit
  02/11/17
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  03/13/17
...
domesticated rose lay
  03/15/17
...
frozen glassy lodge personal credit line
  03/15/17
...
Laughsome pearly rigpig school
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
peach sickened
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
glittery office dog poop
  06/01/17
...
Cordovan
  06/01/17
...
Dashing Greedy Idiot Range
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
chrome newt
  06/13/17
...
glittery office dog poop
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
turquoise potus
  07/08/17
...
Elite
  08/18/17
...
domesticated rose lay
  09/25/17
...
Charismatic crystalline elastic band
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
buff electric furnace abode
  10/27/17
...
ebony magical senate travel guidebook
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
misanthropic wagecucks sneaky criminal
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
misanthropic wagecucks sneaky criminal
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Crawly weed whacker death wish
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
misunderstood quadroon
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...
Concupiscible Pit Gaping
  07/25/18
...
Charismatic crystalline elastic band
  05/17/18
...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
dull stain
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  07/25/18
...
Crusty vigorous factory reset button scourge upon the earth
  07/25/18
...
Charismatic crystalline elastic band
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  01/16/19
...
buff electric furnace abode
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Grizzly kitty cat
  01/16/19
Jfc
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
buff electric furnace abode
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
dun fortuitous meteor
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Violet nubile gas station
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
violent son of senegal
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
violent son of senegal
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
ungodly ticket booth
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
violent son of senegal
  01/17/19
...
Charismatic crystalline elastic band
  04/08/19
...
painfully honest queen of the night
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
ebony magical senate travel guidebook
  04/09/19
...
violent son of senegal
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
violent son of senegal
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Insecure Black Private Investor
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Federal meetinghouse immigrant
  06/03/19
...
buff electric furnace abode
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
provocative nursing home
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
violent son of senegal
  06/03/19
...
Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
violent son of senegal
  08/08/19
...
violent son of senegal
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
bull headed hyperventilating coldplay fan
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
useless maniacal corn cake
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
bull headed hyperventilating coldplay fan
  08/12/19
...
bull headed hyperventilating coldplay fan
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international law enforcement agency
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domesticated rose lay
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ungodly ticket booth
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ungodly ticket booth
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know-it-all sandwich
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domesticated rose lay
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buff electric furnace abode
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toaster
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Aquamarine Spectacular Hairy Legs
  10/11/21
bump
ungodly ticket booth
  03/12/22
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domesticated rose lay
  01/05/23
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Avocado passionate double fault
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Jet circlehead
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
self-absorbed hissy fit nibblets
  10/13/23
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Federal meetinghouse immigrant
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: big mint bawdyhouse

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Sick prole

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: indigo arrogant people who are hurt

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria degenerate



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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: maroon nighttime windowlicker state



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Violet nubile gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish honey-headed business firm

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Nofapping mewling pozpig station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: big mint bawdyhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Emerald Narrow-minded Theater New Version

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: marvelous university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: tan frum brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: odious chapel legend

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Slate shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Talented white famous landscape painting corner



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Lime frisky parlour partner

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mind-boggling Public Bath Incel

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: razzle casino

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: adventurous onyx field

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: razzle casino

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Sick prole



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: buff electric furnace abode



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Slate shrine

'we're Match.com compatible'

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ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: lavender stead idea he suggested



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Emerald Narrow-minded Theater New Version

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Emerald Narrow-minded Theater New Version

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Dashing Greedy Idiot Range



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lettuce



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Lime frisky parlour partner



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac round eye institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: cerise stimulating fat ankles antidepressant drug

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Fragrant opaque shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: exhilarant rehab messiness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Submissive Vivacious Dopamine

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: tan frum brunch



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: razzle casino

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Author: brindle house



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: nudist mother nowag

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Purple Abnormal Preventive Strike Gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: claret dilemma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Nofapping mewling pozpig station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mind-boggling Public Bath Incel



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Boyish honey-headed business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Lime frisky parlour partner

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling ape

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Autistic Impertinent Heaven Azn

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: big mint bawdyhouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Costumed locus patrolman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Sick prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: razzle casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Disgusting Point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Comical splenetic dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Bossy Excitant Hominid



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Blathering Wonderful Marketing Idea Telephone

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



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Author: stirring yarmulke mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: stirring yarmulke mood

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: 180 stage



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: fuchsia hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: provocative nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Irate pistol locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: ocher background story

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Bateful Puppy Dingle Berry

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Laughsome pearly rigpig school

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: talking tanning salon faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: glittery office dog poop

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: canary duck-like deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32818287)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33728872)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: razzle casino

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: razzle casino

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Erotic Pervert

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: razzle casino

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Bearded market

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: claret dilemma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: claret dilemma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: claret dilemma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: razzle casino

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: claret dilemma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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Author: domesticated rose lay

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

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Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Bearded market

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Clear Set

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac round eye institution

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Sick prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Sick prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Clear Set

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Lascivious Mad-dog Skullcap Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Tripping Garrison Ceo

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Tripping Garrison Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: cracking primrose library filthpig

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing azure old irish cottage

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: brindle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: big mint bawdyhouse

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: cracking primrose library filthpig

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  cruise ship cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: galvanic bat shit crazy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: brindle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Dashing Greedy Idiot Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Curious menage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Spruce crotch

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Erotic Pervert

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: indigo arrogant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: floppy forum

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author:  rigor

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: frozen glassy lodge personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Smoky church

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine Spectacular Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: cocky bisexual center



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Clear Set

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Clear Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Clear Set

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac round eye institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: cerise stimulating fat ankles antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Clear Set

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Clear Set

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: cerise stimulating fat ankles antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: buff electric furnace abode

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: razzle casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: glittery office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: frozen glassy lodge personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Deep church building candlestick maker

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Erotic Pervert

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Mad-dog Skullcap Indian Lodge

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: trip bistre principal's office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Erotic Pervert

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: cerise stimulating fat ankles antidepressant drug

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Erotic Pervert

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: brindle house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Sick prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: frozen glassy lodge personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: appetizing azure old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Clear Set

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: indigo arrogant people who are hurt

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Dashing Greedy Idiot Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  step-uncle's house

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Fishy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  confused temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  generalized bond stage

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Lime frisky parlour partner

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: cerise stimulating fat ankles antidepressant drug

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: buff electric furnace abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: brindle house

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: 

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: chocolate mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  generalized bond stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  generalized bond stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: floppy forum

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Violent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Violet nubile gas station

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Violet nubile gas station

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: razzle casino

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Erotic Pervert

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Unhinged Hell

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Swollen French Chef

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: razzle casino

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: 

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Lime frisky parlour partner

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Charcoal exciting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Nofapping mewling pozpig station

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: buff electric furnace abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: stirring yarmulke mood

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Unholy free-loading voyeur

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Nofapping mewling pozpig station

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: silver irradiated national coffee pot

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Unholy free-loading voyeur

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  confused temple

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: floppy forum

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Dashing Greedy Idiot Range

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Violent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Laughsome pearly rigpig school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  goyim masturbator

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Avocado passionate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: ivory pisswyrm

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Nofapping mewling pozpig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Avocado passionate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Olive embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: flirting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: domesticated rose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: buff electric furnace abode

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: razzle casino

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Unholy free-loading voyeur

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Laughsome pearly rigpig school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Crawly weed whacker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: buff electric furnace abode

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Medicated ruddy

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: cocky bisexual center

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: ivory pisswyrm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Grizzly kitty cat

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: domesticated rose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: frozen glassy lodge personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Laughsome pearly rigpig school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: 

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: peach sickened

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: glittery office dog poop

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  Cordovan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Dashing Greedy Idiot Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: chrome newt

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: glittery office dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  turquoise potus

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Elite



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: buff electric furnace abode

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: ebony magical senate travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  misanthropic wagecucks sneaky criminal

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  misanthropic wagecucks sneaky criminal

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Crawly weed whacker death wish

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: misunderstood quadroon

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pit Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: dull stain

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Crusty vigorous factory reset button scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: buff electric furnace abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Grizzly kitty cat

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: buff electric furnace abode

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: dun fortuitous meteor

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Violet nubile gas station

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: violent son of senegal

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: violent son of senegal

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: violent son of senegal

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  painfully honest queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: ebony magical senate travel guidebook

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: violent son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: violent son of senegal

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Insecure Black Private Investor

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: buff electric furnace abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: provocative nursing home

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: violent son of senegal

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Vermilion Pungent Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: violent son of senegal

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: violent son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: bull headed hyperventilating coldplay fan

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: useless maniacal corn cake

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: bull headed hyperventilating coldplay fan

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: bull headed hyperventilating coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  know-it-all sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: domesticated rose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: buff electric furnace abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine Spectacular Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author:  ungodly ticket booth

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: domesticated rose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Avocado passionate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Jet circlehead

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed hissy fit nibblets

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Federal meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Charismatic crystalline elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Avocado passionate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2в#49136888)