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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
snowy crusty boistinker
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Effete Theatre
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
crawly ultramarine piazza
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
vigorous lay
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Effete Theatre
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
talented pungent striped hyena nursing home
  12/15/25
...
Cocky bawdyhouse
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
deranged laughsome point
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
snowy crusty boistinker
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Cowardly electric corn cake famous landscape painting
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
snowy crusty boistinker
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Cowardly electric corn cake famous landscape painting
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
deranged laughsome point
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
snowy crusty boistinker
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
deranged laughsome point
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Embarrassed to the bone disrespectful skinny woman
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
deranged laughsome point
  12/15/25
cambodia town
passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage
  12/15/25
...
offensive parlor
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
snowy crusty boistinker
  12/15/25
...
offensive parlor
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
provocative milk
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Olive House
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
soul-stirring friendly grandma patrolman
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
deranged laughsome point
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Olive House
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
violent twinkling whorehouse
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
deranged laughsome point
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
violent twinkling whorehouse
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
provocative milk
  12/15/25
...
deranged laughsome point
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
greedy station dopamine
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Infuriating Site
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
carnelian institution tattoo
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
diverse sanctuary
  12/15/25
...
Boyish rambunctious cuck
  12/15/25
...
Odious principal's office stock car
  12/15/25
...
Know-it-all bistre genital piercing
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Heady burgundy legend wrinkle
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
diverse sanctuary
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
buff shrine
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
diverse sanctuary
  12/15/25
...
violent twinkling whorehouse
  12/15/25
yes, so
buff shrine
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Silver exhilarant personal credit line therapy
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Silver exhilarant personal credit line therapy
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Insecure excitant brunch cuckold
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
greedy station dopamine
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Insecure excitant brunch cuckold
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Odious principal's office stock car
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
buff shrine
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
greedy station dopamine
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
marvelous temple clown
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
snowy crusty boistinker
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Odious principal's office stock car
  12/15/25
...
violent twinkling whorehouse
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage
  12/16/25
...
marvelous temple clown
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Effete Theatre
  12/16/25
OKay
Azure adventurous boiling water travel guidebook
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Brindle mentally impaired tanning salon
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
yellow frum ticket booth toaster
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Brindle mentally impaired tanning salon
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
hilarious community account
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
diverse sanctuary
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
scarlet aromatic stead
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
snowy crusty boistinker
  12/17/25
tp
glittery mood telephone
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: snowy crusty boistinker

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Effete Theatre

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: crawly ultramarine piazza

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: vigorous lay

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Effete Theatre

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: talented pungent striped hyena nursing home

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: deranged laughsome point

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: snowy crusty boistinker

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Cowardly electric corn cake famous landscape painting

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: snowy crusty boistinker

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Cowardly electric corn cake famous landscape painting

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: deranged laughsome point

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: snowy crusty boistinker

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: deranged laughsome point

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone disrespectful skinny woman

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: deranged laughsome point

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: offensive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: snowy crusty boistinker

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: offensive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: provocative milk

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Olive House

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring friendly grandma patrolman

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: deranged laughsome point

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Olive House

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: violent twinkling whorehouse

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: deranged laughsome point

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: violent twinkling whorehouse

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: provocative milk

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: deranged laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: greedy station dopamine

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Infuriating Site

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: carnelian institution tattoo

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Boyish rambunctious cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Odious principal's office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all bistre genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Heady burgundy legend wrinkle

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: buff shrine

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: violent twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: buff shrine

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Silver exhilarant personal credit line therapy

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Silver exhilarant personal credit line therapy

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Insecure excitant brunch cuckold

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: greedy station dopamine

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Insecure excitant brunch cuckold

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Odious principal's office stock car

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: buff shrine

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: greedy station dopamine

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: marvelous temple clown

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: snowy crusty boistinker

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Odious principal's office stock car

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: violent twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: passionate well-lubricated stage blood rage

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous temple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Effete Theatre

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Azure adventurous boiling water travel guidebook

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Brindle mentally impaired tanning salon

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: yellow frum ticket booth toaster

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Brindle mentally impaired tanning salon

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: hilarious community account

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: scarlet aromatic stead

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2в#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: snowy crusty boistinker

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: glittery mood telephone

tp

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